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Chinese people torture doggies.

>>34644818
The question is why would I?

Chinese people torture chinese

I hate all of you fucking antisocial niggers, you're the reason I can't fucking find friends.

I want to be your friend but I'm too shy to talk to people I don't know over the internet :( Sorry anon

>>34644807

Dude when you have no friends you become boring. We have no friends either so we're boring too...how well do you think a convo will go?

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>LITERALLY ZERO GIRLS LIVE IN ANY OF THESE STATES
Girls live there, but to my understanding they all look like this.

marry a crab

t. merry in marryless maryland (all pronounced the same)

>>34644823
You could tell she could be attractive too if she lost 200lbs. Thats always the shame, when you see someone with prime potential but they squander it.

>>34644703
>>Self-esteem too low to masturbate
Why do you need self esteem to masturbate?

>>34644703
do some exercise or watch some Rome Total War gameplays on youtube

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>>34644753
Cause when I'm jacking it to some 5/6/7/8/9 out of 10 girl my brain chimes in and is all that
>Yeah dude this shit is wack, she wouldn't ever give a fuck about you. Like for real what are you doing right now, this premise is flat out full on hardcore stupid
And then the dick goes sooooooooooffffttttt.

>>34644657
Wow only 22? She's practically a virgin

Unfortunately this is pretty normal.

One of the first conversations with the girl I lost my virginity to:
>Hey how many girls have you slept with?
>[Bluff] 5
>That's all? I've slept with at least 20 guys

The memes are real, guys. Also, a girl will go into great detail of how many guys she's slept with and all the weird shit they've done together

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>>34644647
>tfw you can now only talk in memes

>>34644647
>tfw start greentexting in real life
You guys have ruined me

my mum and ded are filing for divorce

>>34644629
They're based to you because you see them as easy pickings and make these threads in the hopes of baiting one to reply you normie fuck. They're literally just like every other roastie except even more sluttier and desperate.

>>34644629

that's a fatty

>>34644629
That's fucking obese lol

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Oh.
It's okay, I'll figure it out.

>>34644613
why are you acting like this?

>>34644613
>>34644768
Wow, who're the qt's, m8?

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I bet all the poo in the soil makes great fertalizer

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Here's a hmmm

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does this count for oregano?

>>34644539
That's actually a vagina and you're now getting your period. Your parents lied when they said you were a boy.

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My asshole is ripped too anon and it hurts taking a shit

how do roasties do it

>>34644539
>3 months without going to a doctor
You're a fucking idiot

>>34644524
Just make it into an art project. Walk around with some a box covering your penis and dare people to touch or suck it

>>34644524
that feel when you will never be a beautiful women willing to suck cock without reimbursement

>>34644524
>tfw paid qt to suck my dick because she needed the money
>got five blowjobs from her and the only condition was that i would keep it a secret between us forever

>>34644383
Why would she want you when she could marry a 6'5" Chad and make the new master race?

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>tfw one parent was really tall and one was really short
>I get the shitty short genes and my brother (younger than me by several years) gets the superior tall genes
>my whole life everyone thought I was the younger one
>younger brother always acts like he's older and treats me like a little kid because I'm short
>fuck my life

I seriously hate people who think it's okay to have kids when the parent's are very far apart in height

>>34644383
Kill yourself, and reincarnate as a 6'7 chad

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>>34644336
Come on anon, fucking tell US

I hate myself because I am low energy

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>>34644336
>>34644364
Eat a dick normies

>>34644196
>implying I would ever go to a con
What kind of pleb do you take me for?

>>34644196
Wow her Inori cosplay is really good. I wish I was a girl so I could cosplay.

>cosplay
>slut

Why would anybody want to fuck a costumed attention whore?

>>34644182
Replace "white" with jew and its 1939 again desu

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>>34644182
Sure let me try it

>Jew is not a race
>Terrorism inspired by Islam and by definition being carried out by jews is a growing concern

No, not a nazi.

>>34644182
Last I checked it's only 7 unstable as fuck countries that have been blocked and Trump didn't call for their deaths, but then again it's current year so I guess that's my fault.