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>>38786463
>everything is fine
>got promoted
>accepted to the university I wanted
>on good terms with everyone around me
>still cannot enjoy anything and feel shit will hit the fan the next minute

What is this meme

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About a year ago for me.
I went on a really long walk with my sister to look for pokemon on Pokemon Go. It was the last "good day" I can remember.
It was only a one time thing though, I've been depressed for about 4 years.

>>38786463
im 19, but ive been depressed for about 7 years. I don't remember the last time i was happy because i dont give a flying fuck

>>38786386
not really
wheely

I don't even look at filenames, unless it's specific to the thread

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>>38786400
>>38786424
but I thinking it's generally an indication of new-faggotry

did this anon >>38785420 really discover his favorite laughing anime girl 14 hours ago?
maybe but it's most likely a newfag

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>>38786285
Wouldn't that mean you'd want to increase the quality of your brain structure? You could get your blood checked at a doctor. You would do things like meditation, proper diet, and exercise. You would be social and get into a monogamous relationship. You would go make 75k/yr and own a house.

This would all be in pursuit of the highest quality brain structure. If it all comes down to past events and brain structure, and you can only control brain structure, you would do what is possible to to have the highest quality brain structure so that the best possible choices are made.

>>38786285
Determinism doesn't resolve at the subatomic level because of uncertainty.
So life is ultimately non-deterministic, and you can ignore this whole mental avenue of nihilistic surrender to fate.

You start becoming a better person by willing yourself to improve and acting upon that will.

>>38786439
>Uncertainty = free will
Memes.

Whether or not everything is deterministic is admittedly an unfalsfiable argument but uncertainty and sub-atomic "randomness" wouldn't mean we'd have the ability to will ourselves into doing shit. It would mean that every choice we make is a roll of the dice. It's actually the worse of the three ideas. Determinism would mean if I do things to make myself better in the future then I've been determined to be a better person. Free will would mean that I can do whatever I want and want whatever I want because I'm a wizard who exists outside the confines of reality, however it would also mean that, since determinism isn't true, I wouldn't always act(or not act) certain beneficial ways, I would always have to will myself to do it. "Uncertainty" is the absolute worst, it's like playing X-Com except the RNG is pumped up to 11 and dice rolls decide your every move and you don't actually play, you just feel like you do(same as determinism in that last regard)

bones is that you who keeps posting threads like this? or did you see the efukt video with his song in it?

>>38786360
>efukt video with his song

[sauce?]

search. bats in the cave on efukt

>>38786232
Ultrachad would be swiping on only the most beautiful girls, matching with even fewer, and talking to all of them until you convince all 17 of them to come over for an orgy

>>38786232
>Touched the cashier girls hand at the gas station when she gave me my change
Looks like Im leaving you behind /r9k/

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>>38786232
rolling for big rat thing

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I know how you feel. It feels like being stuck in a hole that just keeps getting deeper.

>>38786213
*goes out with friends*
>"i want to go back to my room and cut contact with everyone, i'm so bored and uncomfortable"

CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES

>>38786213
this, I'm so tired of being sick, I just want to die.

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>>38786206
Stream if and don't bitch out

>>38786299
what is this originginla

>>38786206
You will be as strong as you need to be.
You can get out of the cage.
You can win.

Meditate, summon up your fears and doubts, your inner turmoil, bathe in it.
Feel the searing and the hungry endless cold.
Forge your soul in the fires of pain and you will be steel.
You will be as strong as you need to be.

>>38786171
The Sims 2-4 except online

>>38786171
VR where I can fly a spaceship and do whatever I want
pipe dream of course but whatever

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>>38786171
>fully immersive vr (all senses)
>complete character customization
I'd never stop playing no matter what kind of game it was

Ay wus good ma nigga

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>>38786167
*sigh* oooga booga where the white womenz at

>>38786167
I'm actually black desu

>>38786101
Fuck off, you footfags are even worse than trapfags and vegans

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Yes, I know. 2D feet

>>38786101
what?

originally originall

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>try to start a conversation
>they answer with yes/no or similar one word answers

>>38786066
How can one fix this habit?

>>38786115
I don't know. It depends why you have the habit in the first place. Do you find conversation uninteresting, is it a lack of social skills ect

>>38786063
>gayer by the day?
Because you following the Jew's word.

No-fap is bullshit. Cum a lot.

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There is no help for this anon
>>38786160
>Cum a lot.
This won't work either. The more you do it, the more you want to do it with someone else

>>38786063
Same thing happens to me anon.
The longer I go without jerking off the lewder my thoughts become.

>>38786022
i never got the disappointed parents meme, if anyone is disappointed it should be the son at the parents for being idiots and failing at raising him.

>>38786022
My dad is fasho a cyborg.

My dad isn't white so can't be a chad but he was smooth as fuck in his 20's.

>>38785951
I have a fart fetish and I think you should kill yourself

>>38785951
best thread on /r9k/ 10/10 great job OP awesome original content

>>38785973
>I have a fart fetish
you should kill yourself

Answer me please

>>38785936
yes you will fucking die what the hell kinda moron are you to think you would survive that kinda height?

>>38785936
32 meters isn't enough to reach terminal velocity, fag.
You need 50 meters at least. Make sure you tense up your whole body on impact to increase odds of bone-shattering.