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Doesn't it ruin the condom to walk around with it in your wallet?

no i carry a condom and ive gotten head like 20 times and had sex at least 4 times idk might of been blacked out in a few of them wew lad benzos are really something

>>35975959
Keep them in your car

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I really want to have sex lads

Got a kiss from a qt today boys. She goes to my uni English Lit class and is really quiet. Invited her out on a date and it turned out she liked me.
It was so awkward but then I said fuck it and kissed her
Feels good man

In 2 hours, I'm going to refer back to this post, I bet none of you will have done anything in the next 2 hours apart from shitpost

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>mixed martial arts
>fishing (freshwater and saltwater)
>cooking
>guitar
>marijuana
>growing psilocybe cubensis

>>35975885
>bowling (trying to become a pro in a few years)
>bmx (am absolute shit)
>skateboarding (am absolute shit)
>growing cannabis (and making hash)
>youtube and vidya
Other than that all I do is work, not very interesting now that I look at it written down, taking up all of 4 lines

>bass guitar
>bit of drumming too
>occasional vidya
>watching a bunch of films
>chinese cartoons
>lurking r9k and beating my dick on gif
>getting really fucking high and drunk when i have the money too

>>35975884
You're not fooling anyone. Your ring finger is longer than your index finger, and your middle finger is longer than both.

You're a man.

Bait more.

>>35975904
Pretty trap*

>>35975922
Nice digits. And also yeah probably just a trap.

Only a trap would try this hard to seem female, too.

>pink post its
>heart
>tilde after "hi"
>pink nails

They have to compensate with their lack of femininity by covering up their face, not showing """"tits"""", and using pink.

Sad!

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>>35975877

>losing virginity to a hooker

>>35975877
It is already legal in many countries.

https://www.scoopwhoop.com/inothernews/countries-with-legal-prostitution/#.ag0tvo9y4

>>35975877
I don't see why it shouldn't be legal. Who is even supposed to be the victim?

>>35975874
Beautiful butthole

>>35975874
I want a hot hole to fuck like that

>>35975874
No you don't. You want a pretty girl to fuck and cuddle with that has little to no agency. Stop deluding yourself.

s8

>>35975849
tox

>>35975858
Winrar

New rules
comment must be an english word (it has to count in scrabble)

>>35975770
Normies and baby boomers think it's a myth.

That being suicidal is only temporary and that you should just "brush it off man" or "pick yourself up by your bootstraps".

I don't know why but people think psychological disorders are as fake as climate change and they just choose to not believe someone could be mentally unhealthy. Ignorance is bliss I guess.

>>35975770
Some people believe that, there's also people who believe vaccines cause autism, koreans who believe that fans can take your air, and people who believe that gender studies and/or graphic design are good ideas.

Just don't think too much about it, if someone tells you shit like that just educate them in a patient manner for their confirmation bias to go a little softer and actually understand what you tell them.

>>35975770
>Are there normies out there who actually believe this

Depression is a normie meme disease you fuck

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Depends, if you look mildly cute it's fun. If not don't bother.

>>35975653
I've done it. It's pretty fun desu. Plus smooth skin feels super nice, rub conditioner on it after you shave it makes it super smooth

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>>35975678
>Depends, if you look mildly cute it's fun. If not don't bother.

after doing that is it worth it to take HRT though?

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She looks very cute. In this picture at least.
As far as facebook pics go, I've learned that you should always drop a couple points in reality.

She looks like the shallowest kind of bitch though, why do you even care OP?

>>35975743
What the fuck where'd you get that picture from motherfucke

looks real cute with the big doe eyes, prolly only like 14 though??

>>35975600
Satania is so cute!

I'm homeless, unemployed, and with physical and mental disabilities.
Just go to community college kiddo

the biggest redpill on /r9k/ is that most people here are just pretending. old 4chan is dead and can never come back. that unique type of community will never come back. the internet is compromised dude

>"omg I have such bad anxiety"
>spends all day in discord/steam with lots of friends
fuck people who do this desu

>>35975559
Good god that's depressing, thanks for reminding me

>>35975559
I swear as soon as Im done here in Thailand I will get a gf back home.

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>>35975619
I know anon. I know.

I hate the concept that "white people can't be robots", like fuck off with that nonsense, I live in NYC and I've seen countless blacks and hispanics swooce up women like it's no big deal.

this is fucking terrifying

okay im eating healthier from now on fuck that shit looks painful

>>35975548

I geuinely hope that guy comes back on here. I spent a long fucking time writing all this shit up.

Sort of, wouldn't call it a fight tbqh
>sophmore year of high school
>walking to bus
>having bad day
>lanky sperg walks by me and calls me a pussy
>me being 6'2 and 250lbs I knock his ass to the ground in two punches to his face
>blood pouring out of his face
>see his phone on ground
>smash it
>continue walking to busses
>get 4 saturday schools and have to buy him a new phone because the faggot lied and said I randomly attacked him

>>35975515
Yes, dodged his fists and kick, my first punch hit him in the jaw and knocked him out.
Not a showoff but he never stood a chance, I had literal 9 years of martial arts experience at the time.
My first and last fight.

>>35975515
Been in two.

The first, got rolled by a bunch of coconut faggots. Tried to defend myself. They proceeded to beat the living shit out of me. Broken nose fingers and ribs for my efforts.

Second was me white knighting some girl who was never going to fuck me. Beat the shit out of a guy who groped her while she was drunk. For the record, I'd never defend a roastie these days. I was young and stupid back then.

What do you mean? People don't understand you so they can't answer.

>>35975491
you deserved it. you're walking trash and a a waste of oxygen. go get cancer along with your mother.

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>>35975616
I can't explain because I don't know why it happened to begin with.
>>35975742
I didn't do anything, there's just no fucking way anyone can be this stupid, it's unfathomable.