Hello Anon!
You're probably wondering what this thread is about. You see, last year a fellow anon opened this thread almost every day, and people flew into it, ordered everything they wanted and told a story to the bartender, which was supposed to comfort them and tell them something interesting too.
It was a good thread because it helped us all cope with the horrible feel we all felt, and we read sometime scary, or inspiring, or funny, or depressing stories (most depressing). We were a little less alone.
This tradition died last spring, because "Bartender Anon" (this was his trip) died of cancer. He continued to do his thread even when he was sick. So I want to start this again to honour him. Today everything is free!
>>35263696
>Bartender Anon died of cancer.
Cough medicine and pain killers, please.
>>35263740
He didn't an hero. He literally died of cancer, colon cancer I my memory isn't ruined
>>35263793
>He didn't an hero
I never said he did.
I just matched with the girl of my dreams on tinder. I need something poetic to say. Plz help
That quote makes me sad and I'm not even a purityfag.
>>35263192
I don't get the nuts on my chin line. Is it cause her chin is big?
She's pretty. Don't fuck this up. I used to use tindr and my starting line was always a lame cheesy joke. It warrants a response and it'll show you're aloof and can be fun to be around. Play on her curiosity.
Something like
>Knock Knock
She goes
>who's there
etc.
>>35263192
anon, hate to break it to you, but this is a bot.
This is the age of practice girlfriends. Why haven't you gotten one yet?
Fat chicks still want Chad.
>>35263151
>implying all chicks don't list after chads all powerful thunder cock
>>35263110
If you believe in the concept of a "practice girlfriend" it means you're a manipulative socipath, and is part of the reason why no one wants to date you.
when weed dealer chad loves anime and cartoons and so do you :(
I'm having a hard time resisting him. I don't want to be another statistic (pump and dump).
>>35263021
Is this a trap?
Does anyone know?
>>35263071
Wat r u even talking about
>>35263130
Asking if the image you posted is of a bloke or not.
Hey, guys, today's my birthday. Want to celebrate it with me?
This thread can also be about birthdays in general. Good birthdays, bad birthdays, or what you want for your birthday.
>>35262964
Yo man Happy birthday
>>35262964
Sure, let's all post our dicks and compare sizes
my parents died in a car crash on their way home to celebrate my 11th birthday about twenty years ago
But today's about you, happy birthday anon :)
How many of you losers think you're actually going to improve yourselves?
If you're a virgin past 20, you're unsalvageable. You're so pathetic as a human that you've completely missed the benchmark for transitioning into a mature adult. Even if you buy a hooker you'll still be the same insecure little boy masquerading as a man.
Seriously, do any of you far gone failures actually think there's anything you can do to make yourself appealing to a women? The average guy can barely pull that off, what chance does the bottom 1% think they have?
>>35262840
Not true I'm 25 and I've accomplish a lot I might still be a virgin but that's because I've been poor most of my life.
>>35262840
Y-you too assbutt
I honestly dropped being sorry for myself started working out heavy everyday improved my diet. Found out after the fact of hurting my back that I am misaligned skeletally. It doesn't get better only worse
Will men giving up on women and turning to anime girls eventually destroy society? Will the west eventually become like Japan where males give up on society and women and turn to the anime girls? Will anime girls eventually be banned?
>>35262821
waifus will become real and there is nothing you can do to stop itdumb roastie
>>35262821
anyone else enjoying kizuna ai channel on youtube?
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC4YaOt1yT-ZeyB0OmxHgolA
It's a good thing. We'll breed out beta males out the gene pool.
everybody too lazy to start a new thread so I'll do it edition
hello, lads
any of you heard of the BH?
I'm not even 50Kg, am I giong to die?
any cute boys about???
having a rough night on the vidya desu
Underachiever is a synonym for "idiot".
There is no such thing as being "smart but lazy", you are just unintelligent.
there is, it just doesn't apply to most people who describe themselves as such
laziness is often just a lack of energy, caused by shitty genetics or bad habits
I don't disagree
potential unrealized is useless
I've easily passed several classes that normies said were hard. I'm an idiot for not working harder but I'm not the same kind of idiot as dumb people.
Who else here has taken the /nihilism/ pill?
I'm building my very own ideology/mythology.
>>35262261
Can it be based on my doubles?
>>35262238
Ever since I realized I'm gonna die and not be remembered.
The ride never ends anon
Another Friday of waiting
stop waiting anon. she will never come. NEVER
she was a bitch. read the manga
>>35262965
in the manga she was indeed. She helped sato out of greed, rather than desperstion. In the anime, however, no. It's not the same story ynow
Why not get yourself an old fashioned girl? A red pilled one with a 1950's "stay at home mother" mentality? To build a large conservative family?
>>35261829
nah, someone else can step up to the plate that some other guy left for her.
>>35261875
So you're not a real man?
>1950s nuclear family is a sustainable model
Is there anything better than smoking weed every day?
>>35261537
how come these weed pipes all look like cocks
why the fuck don't you have a pipe that doesn't look like your slurping on a dick?
>>35261561
That's an interesting perspective. How long have you known you are a homosexual?
>>35261537
No.
>>35261588
about as long as you have.
Any Brazil bots post here?
Where's potato? Did he get out of his closet yet?
>>35260890
I'm here mate
What's going on?
>>35261713
You left the designated shitposting chat, mate. What the fuck is going on?
do girls like skinny guys?
more importantly, dochubbygirls?
>>35260439
Yes, but not if you weigh less than them.
>>35260535
i have literally weighed less than every one of my girlfriends and im not even a chubby chaser
>>35260558
Really? The one time a girl found out she weighed more than me she got all mopy and sad. How much do you weight?