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Anyone else here get vagina envy?
l don't think l actually want to be a woman, but I look at my dick and just wish I had a vagina sometimes. I hate having a refractory period. I wish l could have multiple orgasms. Good sex and masturbation just seem so much more pleasurable for women it makes me depressed...
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>>36746155
can you stop posting this garbage 24/7?
it's getting really tiresome
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>>36746236
>can you stop posting this garbage 24/7?
no
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>would I trade my big veiny uncut cock for a yeasty piss soaked gash that bleeds
no but being a girl with a cock would be nice
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Why don't you watch pro wrestling?
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I'm heterosexual, my dude.
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>>36746128
not enough hairy guys in it
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Because there's already too much autist in this world no need to make it worse....
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Post thje most fucked up shit you fap to
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https://pornwidows.tumblr.com/
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Can somebody photoshop this photo and remove The Fault Stars and replace it with Catcher And The Ride?
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>>36746050
Rape, and piss stuff off gelbooru.
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Yeah Boyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
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Yeah Boyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
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>>36746050
Hammerhead Sharks.
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post your feet
oringal thread
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orrriggginnalll poossster
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more feeeet
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socks coming offf
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What kind of drugs do you take? How much? Any good stories? Ok.
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I recently tried Kratom a few times and felt nothing, no change.
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>>36746004
All of them.
>>36746012
You need to take the whole bag in one go, it's always a dose.
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>>36746030
>You need to take the whole bag in one go, it's always a dose.
great idea brb
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>That one year you're stuck on
What is it robots?
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2007 for my first fuckup
But I feel like it should be 2011 right now and i should be ~20 or so. I'm 26 and everything only gets worse.
fuck this life
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>>36745917
Mine was 2009 for a long time. Now I don't have a year.
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>>36746125
Perhaps I should add that now I have a strong nostalgia for 2011-2014.
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ALL I EVER WANTED
ALL I EVER NEEDED
IS HERE, IN MY ARMS
WORDS ARE VERY
UNNECESSARY
THEY CAN ONLY DO HARM
(Oh come on robot, how is this not original)
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I prefer:
>And if a double decker bus
>Crashes into us
>To die by your side
>Is such a heavenly way to die
>And if a ten ton truck
>Kills the both of us
>To die by your side
>Well, the pleasure, the privilege is mine
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>>36745878
Enjoying the silence.
>tfw
>>36745921
A double decker BUS?
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>>36745921
The Smiths have my heart
Which of these girls would make the best gf?
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The only correct answer is Mugi-chan.
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Ui-chan (not pictured)
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I'd fuck them all in the butt
This is your chance robots. Well some of you at least, the ones who still care. I made it. I make about 2-3 million a year now conservatively and own a software and hardware development company. We're growing fast. I promised myself a few years ago that I will come back to /r9k/ and try to save some of the people still here, because at that time in my life I wanted there to be someone that saved me. Well here I am, if no one replies to this, I don't know, I may try again in a week, but I may just leave forever.
What I need you to do is tell me your life story, tell me why you deserve to be saved, and how I can save you.
I am willing to
1) Give some of you jobs working at my studio, things like game design or other such jobs
2) Give you some money
3) Give you a lot of money
This depends on how touched I am by your stories. So go ahead, tell me about yourself.
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>>36745834
I'm 15 what the fuck am I even doing on 4Chan? Anyways, first year studying media and information. Pretty much web design and gamedesign and all that good shit. Built My own computer a few weeks ago. Love nerding into specs and components. Probably gonna get more into programming stuff next year. How many employees do you have rn OP?
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How can we really believe you?
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>>36745834
I was diagnosed with type 1 diabetes when I was a preteen and lived with it for 10+ years. I was insulin dependent for all of those years until recently when my doc and me discovered my pancreas is creating insulin just fine. I'm in my mid 20s now. This is probably due to me getting physically active recently as I was always one of the fat kids in school.
I never fit in with any groups in school and dealt with a lot of bullying, but wasn't such as sperg that I was shunned by everyone. I just never really connected with most people and still don't on an emotional/mental level.
I can put on a good facade of being a human even though all I want to do in public is get back to the safety of the house ASAP and NEET out. Being around other people, even the few I truly care about is exhausting. I live with one of my parents and my best friend in another state from where I was born. Friend is also NEET with anxiety but better at talking.
As far as sex and relationships goes I've been in one and had one sexual partner, the same person, so I'm not a virgin. Women just intimidate the shit out of me because I can't stop freaking out about if they're into me or not and just end up spilling spaghetti when I talk to cashiers.
As far as skills go I have the typical NEET knowledge of being really familiar of how to build computers and troubleshoot operating systems. Also good with communications/networking. That's about it as far as practical skills go, I also play guitar/keyboard and have produced my own music.
Even though you're probably just farming robot stories for fun thanks for motivating me to write this. It helps clear up some depression by writing things down.
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How does an orgasm feel like to you? Describe. 2017-05-03 01:44:00 Post No.36745761
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How does an orgasm feel like to you? Describe.
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Is their any distinction in orgasms made in sex or in masturbation? I'm heavily curious
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I'm female so like one of yours but 100x stronger and five times as long, I can also have as many as I want.
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>>36745950
Explains why so many women are whores
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>>36745950
Does it feel like the universe collides with one another and that you float into a euphoric bliss. That sure how it feels like for me. Nothing in this world can ever substitute for an orgasm.
By the way, I am also female
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Do you have any ambition anon? I wish to one day get my shit together and be able to move out to a small apartment with internet. Some low tier job to pay for it myself as well. That is as high as i am willing to set the bar cause of my shitty discipline. How about you anon?
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>>36745745
It's not even worth moving out and getting a job unless it pays ridiculously well. I'm gonna NEET it up as a hikki until I'm rich or kill myself.
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>>36745768
How do you plan on getting rich though?
Oregano
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>>36745745
I'm not sure it would be classified as ambition by most people but
>want to walk on foot from my hometown to southernmost point in Gibraltar
Am from Czechia so it's pretty far too.
I just told myself when i was 15 that the only way I'm going to see a sea is if I walk to it, no other way.
One day...one day
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Ever felt like this world we live in is boring as fuck ? Maybe its because im an anime fag and watch too many fantasy themed anime and draw , but the more i see and the more i draw the more i realise this world is boring , no common goal , nothing that can kill us other than natural desasters desieses and ourselves . I feel like were born to rot until we die without a common threat or goal
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most people aren't dreamers or idealists. Normies just go with the flow of their surroundings.
a lot of robots would fall into this dreamers and idealists category. The world just sync up with our idealized version of what it could or should be in our heads. so we retreat.
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>>36745744
The boring world is just the front they want you to see so you don't revolt against your masters. You didn't know that you fell, now that they got you under their spell.
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>>36745744
isn't that picture from a gay porno?
>you will never have a persona, only shadows
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I don't need a persona. I'd rather have futaba
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>you will never have a persona, only personb
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>>36745733
I'd beat the fuck out of you if you said that to my face
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Who else like to do this to pies off the normies? They always ask who did it and they look in my direction but I don't think that they know it's me.
I've mastered the silent fart and nobody can tell.
Sometimes i shit myself it I don't think theyc can smell.
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>fart loudly
>blame it on dog
IT WORKS
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they know its you, OP
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>>36745721
> They look in my direction
> But they know it's not me
They know it's your doing, retard.
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What happened with that jizzsniffer guy? The dude that jerked off to porn sniffing a girl's shirt while she was in the room.
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>>36745544
After that redditor ruined his life, he probably became an hero
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>>36745610
What happened ? Details , screenshots , I need a rundown . All I saw was a pic of her . The thread ended then another one popped up and he was being a lil bitch
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>>36745651
a redditor posted it on r/4chan, the girl and everyone at his school saw it.