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my mum is diagnosed with skin cancer. I shouldn't be mad, but my big brother died of skin cancer and I fucking hate it. I moved to a small town to attend college but everything's fucking gay. I dont share a single thing with any of of the 3 people I'm working with. I hate this education, I hate my currentnt existence, and I hate the fact that I won't admit anything to my family.
2 nights ago I thought about hanging myself in the local woods. Yet I don't have the guts to tell my brother (which I regularily talkt to) that I'm a huge faggot that doesn't have the guts to do what's needed
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semen from a relative cures skin cancer
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>>36778709
my brother told me not to just don't worry about i
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>>36778622
My mother died of cancer. Im in college as well, I dont know what to say to you. I was devasted after my mothers death and didnt know what to do. I got into reading, and now I just study for college, browse 4chan a bit and read myself to sleep. It feela lonely but it calma me down. Life goes on anon. Even if it's shitty.
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>2 Billion Views - Meghan Trainor
>50 Million Views - Kylie Minogue
What.. what world do we even live in?
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>1 Million Views - GUNSHIP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-nC5TBv3sfU
Truly the worst timeline
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>>36778779
Funny thing is, I like retrowave or electrowave etc. That's still fucking terrible though.
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>>36778942
Figures, you gotta be one of those posers who played Hotline Miami once and think that they know whole spectre of retrowave.
Your opinion is your opinion though.
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Girls can literally do stupid things and still be called adorable. Whereas if a boy were to do it, he'd be bashed on.
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Handsome guy here. I do lots of stupid shit that I get called "cute" and "quirky" for. Just stop being ugly.
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>>36778723
>Handsome guy here
Ok, ok, Lookism poster.
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Ugly guy here. If you're confident and charming enough you can do dumb things without being bashed on.
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I'm not attracted to girls that would make for shitty boys 2017-05-04 10:33:24 Post No.36778530
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I'm not attracted to girls that would make for shitty boys
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who else thinks like this?
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Are you trying to say you're a homosexual?
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>>36778674
i'm saying I think your a stupid faggot if you don't think about things like this
is your girlfriend a annoying piece of crap? imagine what she'd be like without a vagina. would she survive ten minutes without you kicking her teeth in?
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>>36778789
you're a complete homo, congrats
My sister keeps sending me memes, what the fuck am I supposed to reply? I feel like it's rude to say nothing but I can't think of anything to say.
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>>36778529
I don't know but my mom does the same thing and I have the same problem. Fucking Facebook.
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>>36778529
who gives a shit, fuck off
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>>36778529
>get a boyfriend you creep
>NOT BLACK
that'll shut her up
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Q&A on becoming a "normie" 2017-05-04 10:30:35 Post No.36778460
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Q&A on becoming a "normie"
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Hello, 4chan users!
As a former 4chan user I would like to offer my help and advice on becoming a so-called "normie" or "Chad".
You can ask whatever you want and I will try to help out as much as I can in terms of giving advice based on experience related to turning from an awkward anon to "normie".
It took me around 3 years to fully convert and lots of pain and missteps through my own trial and error, so I will try to bring forward the things that helped me the most.
General tips MUST DO THINGS:
1. The first and most important tip is getting off this fucking website. This place is a cancerous place filled with hate. Nobody here is interested in helping you to get out. They just want to bitch how everything and everyone are against them. Being on here slowed my progress for quite some while.
2. NoFap is not a meme. It helps a lot with confidence, decision making and how people perceive you. It is one of the best things I did, alongside leaving 4chan. I did not believe it until I had my first chance to lose my virginity and my dick didn't work. You don't want to be in that situation, believe me. Plus, your progress will be much faster.
My next post will about getting a GF, so wait for a while :)
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How do I un-schizoid myself to become a normalfag?
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>>36778460
This whole post is more autistic than most of the stuff that gets posted here, but my favorite part is:
>2. NoFap is not a meme. It helps a lot with confidence, decision making and how people perceive you. It is one of the best things I did, alongside leaving 4chan. I did not believe it until I had my first chance to lose my virginity and my dick didn't work. You don't want to be in that situation, believe me. Plus, your progress will be much faster.
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How do you meet girls? I mean in my workplace and activities there is none
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Do you guys remember the Marina threads by Escortbro from last year?
The one year anniversary is coming up in a few days (on the 9th of May to be exact).
Will he post a follow up? I hope so.
I know it was a fake story, but I want more.
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>>36778442
That was a year ago are you shitting me
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>>36778550
Yes, here's the first thread:
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/28427858/
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>tfw no marina escort gf
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A winrar is you, robots?
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I am a neet but not proud
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>>36778276
I only use Autist as an insult. That's literally the only box together with "visits 4chan" I get.
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>>36778276
I'm close, but no cigar or kewpie doll.
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why do weeb girls always go for gooks? Is there any hope for a mexican robot who wants a qt3.14 weeb gf to watch maid dragon anime and cuddle with?
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>>36778255
just pretend you are filipino and that might be close enough for them bruh
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their son will have a nice strong healthy jawline
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>>36778287
I know Filipinos get memed as being Asian Mexicans but they seriously look almost nothing alike. Mexicans look like Spainiards mixed with whatever, mostly because that's what they are, the wide majority at least.
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you're special anon don't let anyone tell you otherwise
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thanks mummy
I needed that.
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>>36778238
Yea special as in autistic and retarded :(
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>>36778238
Thanks anon, so are you.
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>be me 17
>talking to this qt3.14
>we talk a lot and hang out some
>eventually ask her on a date
>"idk anon i need to think about it"
>2 weeks later no response
>didnt want to bring it up and be annoying
>just give up and tell her never mind
>still friends
>one night were talking about prom (im a senior shes a junior)
>she says "if you cant find anyone ill go with you"
>so now were going to prom
>shes asking me to hang out more
so do i try and ask her out again?
or just let her make the first move like she has so far
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1. Underage bait
2. Seriously get the fuck off r9k
3. Normie peice of shit
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>>36778291
Don't listen to this anon, she's just a big meanie~~~
I'd say give it a second and then ask her out
Do you think she could get anyone else for prom?
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>>36778152
prom might be a good place to ask her again, risk it for the biscuit
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I'm so fucking sick of /lgbt/
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>>36778141
>Going to /lgbt/
It's okay to be a fag, and it's okay to hate yourself, but If you wanna hurt yourself that badly just fucking end it OP.
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>>36778141
then leave /r9k/
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>>36778141
>I'm so fucking sick of /lgbt/
why?
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>tfw thirsty but theres no sody-pop left in the house and it's too late to buy some more at the store
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Where the fuck do you live where there are not 24/7 stores of some kind? Even if you have to overpay at a gas station.
Or just drink some fucking water once in a while, might lose a few neckrolls.
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>>36778074
Drink water, fatty.
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>tfw live across the street from 24 hr convenience store
>pizzas, doughnuts, smokes, chips, sodas, beer, whenever i want em
>living the dream
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How old was the youngest girl you' were ever interested in?
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never got the chance to get interested in younger girls, I don't meet them very often
but I don't have very strong restrains against it, I just obey the rule of clock
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>>36778053
8I was 7
How is that not original!?
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In relation to me or just in total? First oneitis I had was a few months older than me when we were both 15-16. Current one is two years younger and I'm 22 now.
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How do cutters deal with public scars?
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Just try my best to hide them. It's some shit I regret doing everyday.
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Bandages and hoodies.
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>>36778048
They don't, they show the world because they're attention seeking faggots. They only regret it and start to hide them once they actually grow up and become adults and realize how sad it was that they were begging for attention.