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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_n3JHqLUGo
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GH2uXeI_t0

fake flastic trees as my dreams are..
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TD8adHAyEHY

Im high and dry right now in my life..
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-VAn_P6zMg

there's no "you" now, i wanna have a "you" in mi life...

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What should i buy?

1
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>>34119789
some more money

>tfw poorfag
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>>34119789
wow a whole $292, is that your Neetbux for the month neet? haha
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>>34119789
I wonder if it's the same guy making these threads over and over again.

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Friday night edition
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>>34119753
I've got the runny bums lads.
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why are these threads so gay

why
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second for shipman

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So anons, why haven't you become a doctor yet? I'm convinced this is the best possible way for any hardworking robot to ascend to chadhood.

By becoming a doctor, you get:
>literal 300k starting salary once you're an attending, with the potential to earn much more depending on specialty and hours worked.
>normies immediately respect you and women get wet instantly when you tell them what you do
>comfy radiology involves minimal social interaction, while being one of the top-earning specialties
>get to be the top dog in the hospital and worshipped by nurses and patients
>most respected and prestigious occupation
>never have to worry about unemployment or having to work a soulless wagecuck retail job again
>If you want to walk away from your job and NEET it up for a while you will have the power and wealth to do so after just a few short years working as an attending
>get to delay entering the real world and wagecucking until you're 26, assuming you start med school at 22

It's a lot of hard work to get there, but I think it might be a great option for many of you.
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>It's a lot of hard work
>robots
>hard work
kek
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>>34119746
hate the site of blood, don't want to deal with the existential horror of fiddling with someone's life etc
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>>34119759
You're not even a robot, how the fuck you you know what we're like? Some tumblreddit ebin screenshots and reblogged "omg yas THIS" posts?

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welcome to SSG, feel free to post sad songs and have a chat. If you have anything to let off your chest please come in. Apologies I don't have an official image as this is my first thread on this board.

Any song can be sad depending on the story behind it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXqNadfuaV4&list=FL4Vnm8w_FeQCxLQ-EbC0J6g&index=4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hxDZYi0li88&list=FL4Vnm8w_FeQCxLQ-EbC0J6g&index=9
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>>34119745
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yjo1RBFWqE


I want to drink myself to death.
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>>34119745
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YTgwY1Ld5s

Literally all of us here.

It can't get any more pitiful than this.
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Q__Q
He sings about my broken dreams
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EGNKgah948s

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getting pretty fucking sick and tired of this fucked up heat lads
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Global warming isnt real, the smart man on the tv told me, go jump in a lake
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>>34119726
>getting pretty fucking sick and tired of this fucked up heat lads
move to alaska then

they pay people to move there I think
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>>34120582
>they pay people to move there I think

source?

id do it just for the story

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anyone else here sometimes feel trish when the alcohol
just for a second
or five minutes
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>>34119710
what does "trish" mean?
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>>34119727
it means ok
but really
ok
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>>34119710
>anyone else here sometimes feel trish when the alcohol
>just for a second
>or five minutes

What did he mean by this?

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Who /paranioa/ here?

>paranoid whenever I hear laughs because I think people are laughing at me
>hate when people look at my face because I think that they are judging my ugly looks
>nervous whenever I post on 4chan because this place isn't really anon
>scared if I sit outside I'll get robbed or possibly murdered
>have literally zero social media because I don't want people saving pics of me
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you are literally me, except for the fear of getting robbed or murdered, i always carry a gun so i fell safe. You should try it.
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>convinced that there's software on my computer that allows someone to watch me, even though i know that there isn't.
>being in a longterm group of friends is very difficult since obviously they talk about me when i'm not there, make fun of me, and everything that they say while i'm there is a coy inside joke about how stupid and autistic i am
>convinced that i have a terminal disease of some sort, that's just not presented itself yet

when i was younger i used to think i was infested with parasites, that was a terrible time and i'm so glad i've grown out of that.

>tfw actually batshit crazy
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i routinely checkfor hidden cameras whenever i rent a place

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What do you feel guilty for?
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>>34119694
>What do you feel guilty for?
Existing
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>>34119712
opened this thread for the sole purpose of saying this
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Everything
I'm am constantly paranoid that I will get I'm some type of trouble for pretty much anything because of the guilt I feel.

I was abuse as a child and according to this psychologist I once talked to, me blaming myself for that happening is what causes me to feel guilty constantly.

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i just find out that my crush is a lesbian.

some people can't win at life.
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>>34119640
>still cares about 3D women
when will you ascend, my son? You are fully capable.
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>>34119872
It's not about not giving a fuck about all women.

It's about not giving a fuck about most women until you finally meet your oneitis

I don't know about afterward, but yeah, maybe it just ends that way.
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>>34119640
Murder her. It will feel so fucking good, trust me.

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JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP FAMPAI

HOLY SHIT, you white "robots" think you have it hard. Just imagine the red flags are not only in your looks, they are DEEP INSIDE your genes. Girls are basically pure crystal water and i am oil.

JUST, just JUST
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>>34119626
fuck animaIs.
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>>34119626
friendship with /r9k/ terminated
I am now friends with /vip/
/r9k/ became too proudy and full of arrogants
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>>34119626
Are you indian or pakistani?

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>tfw no nice white boyfriend to be my master and participate in slave play
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there should be a homosexual section on fetlife

just go to the gay faggot group, shrimp
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>tfw no black girlfriend to abuse
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>Tfw no strong white boyfriend to make me his pet and lovingly bully and degrade me about my inferior half asian half white genes
>Tfw all whites are taller than you and bigger than you and have bigger cocks than you

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How's the diet going, fatbots? Or have you given up again?
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>>34119494
I've lost 20kg already. 10 more to go
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Every day I am going to start and yet I never do.
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>>34119494
I need to gain weight. I even have a doctor's notice. Hardest fucking thing ever, even if I have already four meal a day, because I have a high metabolism.

The good news are that I will probably die young because of that same metabolism. Feels good man.

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Do females find cocks aesthetically pleasing in the wat guys find tits/ass?

Femanons care to chime in?
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>>34119485
Ayyy look at this small white boi
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>>34119485
*in the way
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wait, we're supposed to find vaginas aesthetically pleasing?

I'm not a faggot either, I don't find dicks aesthetically pleasing either.

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>Resume Upload
>Profile Upload
You can submit personal and professional information by uploading a resume or by uploading a profile through a third-party service.


>tfw 26 and no real work experience
can someone tell me how to bs through this plese? I need halp now.
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you can't you fucked up
sorry bro, but it must have been sweet while it lasted
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>Upload resume
>Have to type everything on it again in the profile section
>Have to take a personality (read:normie) test to see if I have the (((right personality))) for the job
>90% chance the application will be ignored

Online job applications are a cancerous waste of time. You'd be better off applying at local businesses or places that take paper in-person applications.
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Is there a way to make it up? wut to do?

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