DO NOT FALL FOR THE JOB MEME
if you go to monster.com YOULL BE A MONSTER
I hope you're backing up your data.
Someone's backing it up. It ain't you.
>Someone's backing it up. It ain't you.
someone backed up all our data last month
>not using indeed
is where you fucked up
>tfw you will never have a childhood love who will grow up to marry you
>tfw you will never be able to show photos like these to your grandkids
Why even live?
I feel like i have no purpose on earth.
it's pretty cool, but it's not the only cool thing, nor is it even the single coolest thing
>discord is down
>tfw no clothes
>tfw mom will give me 50 shitty euros
i cant buy anything with that shit lol
How would your parents feel if you brought this home??
>tfw no pure christian girl to marry and procreate with
Is it not much to ask for in 2017?
Here in south TX there is a shit ton of latin qt who are christian my bor married one planning on marrying on too
Women have never been pure. Their singular drive is sleep with as many men as possible. It's biology.
Why are so many transfags socialists/commies? Do they really think that the people they worship Castro,Guevara,Stalin would be okay with them?
>be 20 yrs old
>go to the supermarket
>see big booty qt in the chocolate aisle
>can't stop looking at that voluptuous ass
>on the verge of getting a boner
>just focus on looking at chocolate
>pick up an m&m packet
>see this hot ass m&m lady with those fine ass legs
>get raging boner
>impossible to hide
>she's looking at me and won't stop
>fuck what do I say
>"well you know what those m&m's are like h-haha"
Uni/college anons, how do you study?
"Well hey there cutie. I heard you're a virgin and I love deflowering a sweet virgin with my big meaty snatch."
How would you originally kill yourself lads
>"Oh hey, anon. Can I live in your fridge?"
>watch a digital copy of a Tarantino actual film
>use speakers instead of headphones
>neighbors now think I'm racist
>watching Youtube Lets-Players and Twitch Streamers
>parents now think I have friends
>Talk to myself
>Parents think I have friends
What's stopping you?
No seriously, what is stopping you from literally injecting yourself with happiness and confidence?
What kind of underwear do you normally wear?