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>discord is down
what now
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Now we wait
or something
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Please...
Please come back Discord...
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>using discord ever

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>tfw no clothes
>tfw mom will give me 50 shitty euros
i cant buy anything with that shit lol
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>>38262120
50 euros is more than enough for a bunch of clothes, unless you're buying overpriced high street shit
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>>38262149
You mean unless you're buying anything but basic stuff from the cheapest stores. Even then bunch would be an exaggeration.
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>>38262120
you can get clothes for free but it will be shity tier and overused proably.

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How would your parents feel if you brought this home??
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>>38262082
I did and they disowned me.
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>>38262082
They'd just be glad I wasn't gay.
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They wouldn't care outwardly but my mom would secretly despise her

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>tfw no pure christian girl to marry and procreate with

Is it not much to ask for in 2017?
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Here in south TX there is a shit ton of latin qt who are christian my bor married one planning on marrying on too
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everything is too much to ask for
you must seize that which you desire
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>>38262069
Women have never been pure. Their singular drive is sleep with as many men as possible. It's biology.

Why are so many transfags socialists/commies? Do they really think that the people they worship Castro,Guevara,Stalin would be okay with them?
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Commies are shit scared of faggots, China just blocked all LGBT shit on the chinkternet.
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>I'm poor so free things nao!!!!
That sums it up.
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If I was a socialist leader I'd kill all traps and keep some gay's cause they're some of them are ait

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>be me
>be 20 yrs old
>go to the supermarket
>see big booty qt in the chocolate aisle
>can't stop looking at that voluptuous ass
>on the verge of getting a boner
>just focus on looking at chocolate
>pick up an m&m packet
>see this hot ass m&m lady with those fine ass legs
>get raging boner
>impossible to hide
>she's looking at me and won't stop
>fuck what do I say
>"well you know what those m&m's are like h-haha"
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>be me

Who else would you be?

oregano
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>>38261903
Why didn't you try to stick your dick in the elastic of your underwear? Every living male knows that's the go to thing when you know you're going to get a boner.
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>>38261961
YOU

orginallio

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Uni/college anons, how do you study?
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>>38261861
I recognize far too much in the virgin study...
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>>38261861
I'm 6'4 and also use the highest setting, because otherwise my legs would pretty much lie flat on the ground.
Fucking manlets, you have no idea.
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>>38261861
With LO-FI hip hop playing in another tab

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"Well hey there cutie. I heard you're a virgin and I love deflowering a sweet virgin with my big meaty snatch."

wat do?
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>>38261810
>snatch
kys degenerate faggot
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>>38261810

>That disgusting roastie gets to make 1000s per month working for naughty America
>I am a neet and can't find work.

Women truly live life on easy mode.
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>tfw would unironically have sex with this old bitch
where did it all go wrong

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How would you originally kill yourself lads
>smoke windex
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>>38261775
smoking windex is possible?
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>>38261815
You could probably vape it
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Drop hang from really high up with all of my limbs attached to ropes

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>"Oh hey, anon. Can I live in your fridge?"

What do?
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Only if I get to eat da pussy
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who the fuck lives in the fridge
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>>38261780
Originally, some girls do.

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>watch a digital copy of a Tarantino actual film
>use speakers instead of headphones
>neighbors now think I'm racist
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>>38261686
>DEAD NIGGER STORAGE

>unfortunate origami
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>watching Youtube Lets-Players and Twitch Streamers
>parents now think I have friends
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>>38261727
>Talk to myself
>Parents think I have friends

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What's stopping you?

No seriously, what is stopping you from literally injecting yourself with happiness and confidence?
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every tranny I know wants to kill themselves.
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>>38261508
I don't want to play on easy mode you dirty casual.
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>>38261508
Why can't I just be happy as who I am?
Why do I need to change myself?

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What kind of underwear do you normally wear?
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>>38261503
That's a boy isn't it?
Yes it is.
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Legend of Zelda and Overwatch bikinis.
I wear them as a joke, don't worry.
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I like boyshorts. Top comfy.

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>be at a sleepover with 5 friends who are girls
>only boy
>we play some board game, where part of it involves 5 people writing down a word that describes the other one person who is "it"
>I'm "it"
>They all write down their words on their cards so that only they can see it, giggling
>"Alright, on 3, turn your cards around.. 1, 2, 3!"
>"Little"
>"Sweet"
>"Small"
>"Thoughtful"
>"Girly"
>They all laugh
>"I wish more guys were like you anon, then the world wouldn't be so violent."

Do I have a chance with any of them after that? I think the last one who said that might like me.
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>>38261417

You never had a chance with any of them.

Sort yourself out.

Start by not posting shitty threads anymore.
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You're a fucking soft cunt and nobody respects you. Grow some balls.
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>>38261755
I'm not soft, I'm just not aggressive and loud and icky like most guys. i think girls like that, too.

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Post the view from the nearest window.

Brick walls don't count.
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Guess where I am
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>>38261624

Mexico or elsewhere in Latin America.
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>>38261624
slums in brazil?

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