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Are you seriously implying that
Reddit=happy
4chan=sad?

>>35519922
Because it's a one-sided blood feud perpetuated by a persecution complex and the towering arrogance necessary to keep a community like this even tangentially united.

>>35519922
get off my board normie reddit scum

>tfw manchild
Part of the reason once my mom dies I'm killing myself, if not sooner. I don't know how to live.

>don't even cook my meals every one of my meals is cooked by my mom
feels good

>>35519992
My mom doesn't cook, we just eat pizza 4 nights a week. The rest of the week I snack for dinner or buy frozen meals.

How is this a BTFO?

>people actually talk like this

mein gott

>connecting to another person is something you can just DO!

No, actually you need to have social skills and the ability to seduce someone. Not everyone has that luxury. So fuck off and let me watch my PornHub.

bump

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Completely serious here, but, try NoFap for 90 days, it actually helped me. Basically no porn or masturbation, and if you wanna go hard mode, no ejaculation other than wet dreams. Helped me a lot

I think Tinder's just for sex but I don't know

Take care of your physic like and smile as much as you can. (don't forget to go outside you dum)

youre not going to get a girlfriend off tinder. the easiest path to getting a girl friend is to first make more guy friends. Once you have a healthy fun social circle then getting a girlfriend will be way easier

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gnome is a disgusting tablet de

>>35519783
>gnome

can you not read? it says MATE right in the screenshot.

why not just use fedora

>>35519717
How does anyone afford weed? Like 50-60 for a quarter of weed and I could smoke most of it easily in one sitting and that's still not much. I'm going to try growing in the woods.

I don't. They're still bad no matter what I do.

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Zen Buddhism and marijuana.

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>SHITBRIX.com

>>35519706
I don't see it. What am I supposed to be seeing here?

>>35520043
top fucking kek
oregano

They should probably have checked with their grandkids before buying the pizza, maybe waited for a couple of them to come over first? Now they just wasted a bunch of money for a poignant picture.

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>>35519653
how many fucking grandkids do they have and why do pizzas that big even exist

that pizza would last me like 2 weeks

To be honest they look like shitty grandparents.
Also if no one showed up who took the pic?

the perfect recipe for you little while the two sides have to go through this article was published in the journal of the American medical center and a half years ago when he was just a little bit of everything in between the first two years of his head.

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>>35519843
Wut?

origiwut?

>>35519651

But what if I'm ugly?

>>35519650
>tfw you can tell by a 5 second WEBm exactly who the girl is and what scene this is

I really need to quit porn.

>>35520001
It's not your fault
It's a really popular video

That's like being upset that you know what song the Keyboard Cat plays

>>35520001

What video is it?

It looks fucking hot.

>>35519632

>Be me
>Be 23
>Have been brushing my teeth 2 times a day for 5 mins each for as long as I can remember
>teeth are completely shit.
>I have 2 fake teeth and fillings in all the others.
>Gums are receding everywhere

>MFW dentist tells me to just brush better.......

>>35519746
You're brushing too often and too hard. You're scrubbing the enamel off your teeth and you're pushing your gums back with brushing.

Basically, you fell the dentists' tricks. They made up toothbrushes and dental hygiene as a way to make people fuck up their teeth and guarantee an infinite source of business for themselves.

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>be 31
>haven't been to a dentist since I was 22
>brush and floss everyday
>no tooth pain ever

>>35519599
Yes op. This is a life threatening situation, please take it seriously. There is enough caffeine and theobromine in that combination to cause a heart attack or at the very least a hypertensive crisis. Have someone watch you and seek medical attention if you start to feel tingles on your left side/jaw pain or better yet drive to a hospital right now and explain what you've done. Better you have an attack there than at home.

t. guy who watched a kid in HS have a heart attack in the library after only half that amount

>>35519687
worry not, my heart was pounding like crazy for 5 min and now is slowing down

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>>35519599
SIP BOIS WE OUT HERE

Nothing right now but I'll smoke some weed lately.

I'm trying to not drink every day right now. I really want some beer but I've been feeling shitty lately about spending every day drunk.

>>35519624
Do you ever get weed with a name? Apparently I just got 'Gorilla Glue #4' - not that I'd know what the fuck that even means. I just hope it's good.

>>35519589
>Morphine/depressants and amphetamine/stimulants
Enjoy your heart attack you stupid fuck

Counter act biology.

Or be so miserable that nothing matters to you anymore.(I did both)

I'm thinking of trying meditation. I'm not convinced no fap will work though, because that's just gonna make us hornier.

>>35519537
>how can we stop being slaves to our dicks?
porn breh, single handily scared me of vaginas