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Nothing is ever easy for a robot

>>36214015
They all have bad teeth

Which is a huge turn off for me most robots.

For Asian women, white "men" are easier to reject

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>>36213933
You just go back and forth with one another and enjoy each other's company. You've never spoke to someone interesting?

get a hobby other than video games

You don't switch to a subject that you talked about earlier in the convo, it's really infinite if you both actually talk

Because meat tastes so fucking great, you stupid piece of cock

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w-what do you want from us??
Ok what the fuck that was original who took that

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>>36213930

Because it isn't healthy. Homo.

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Bumparoni and cheese.
Lots of cheese.

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Arise, thread, arise.

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>>36213913
I dont understand either desu. I have been a khv for 21 years and never got that desperate either. Perhaps a low sex drive has something to do with this? I am not sure

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>>36213900
Well maybe if you just went to church more often and had been active there before you would have met her and talked to her.

>>36213900
Church is where whores go after they get off the cock carousel.

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>>36213952
Its an hour away

>funeral
Id go everyday for her though
I saw literal perfection today an angel lads only fitting its in a house of god

Bumpzinga

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This is called "being a heterosexual male". Unfortunately for us, it is incurable. If anyone has any palliative care experience, please post.

think about the turds and farts inside her

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>tfw nobody wants to post in my OC thread

>>36213849
Honestly, if I did something really fucked up in the future It would have to be some kinda mass murder but I don't ever really wanna kill a bunch of people

>>36213849
This is very illogical.
Why would the time police execute anyone, when their targets are much better served as recruits.
After all, if you remove them from their original timeline they are unable to commit their crimes in the first place.

>>36213837
Do you think that... one day, anon?

>>36213976
That I'll magically grow a vagina and a womb?

>>36214030
N-no. That's impossible...

open your mouth and make sounds.

>>36213828
but it's hard
I literally freeze up
out of fear

>>36213816
>i'm texting a girl sitting near me right now

Top kek

This is not the first caliphate, nor will it be the last.

Islam, not even once.

How it came to exist on 2017 is due to leftists, they love Islam and would love a world wide caliphate.

>>36213780
drought
no joke

>>36213780
What do you mean by "odd"?

NATO bombed the shit out of Iraq back to the stone age and left without taking responsibility leaving a huge power vacuum. ISIS was inevitable.

first quit being a dumbass, starving yourself doesn't work

then google "daily calorie calculator," pick one, and plug in your age/height/weight/sex

many of them will automatically figure how many calories to eat per day that will let you lose about a pound per week

then you count your calories for everything you eat (and drink) and don't exceed that daily number

also exercise lazyass

not trying to discourage you from improving yourself or anything, but diets of this kind almost never work. you will end up eating more later to compensate (consciously or unconsciously) so its never a method to lose weight long term.

you either get into a healthy exercise and eating routine which you will keep up for months or stop wasting your time. calorie counting like >>36213839
says works but its a pain in the ass imo.

>>36213839
>starving yourself doesn't work

>contradicting yourself

>>36213677
Hating Americans is the most normie shit ever nowadays fampai.

>>36213784
>Hating Americans is the most normie shit
GOOD
fucking ameriblubbers kys yourselves

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>>36213841
>kys yourselves
3/10 for making me reply

>>36213669
>Normies
>lmao
Ok

nice bait my newfriend

>>36213669
My work is fantastic! I get to be creative, I earn great money, I hang out with people with similar interests and senses of humour all day.

I get to meet celebrities when they come to my city, I'm involved in all my cities major events, and as a kid who grew up wearing the same hand-me-downs every day and getting laughed at for it, it's really nice having the resources to pick and choose the material objects I want.

If they are 6'5", are muscular, have a great face and are rich. Then yes.

>>36214274
i guess i dont fit the bill :(

>>36214318
almost no one fits the bill

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2NYxs1aTpw

it's not just sweden anymore

>>36213507
the timmy thick meme is weeks old already

please try and keep up

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he even has a black boyfriend /r9k/