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>Why did mommy leave us before I was born? What was she like, daddy?
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>She was just like you, sweetheart.
>A figment of my imagination.
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She was a tranny, darling
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Watch steven universe and you'll understand.
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Say something nice about the CITY you live in 2017-02-07 12:47:17 Post No.34690135
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Say something nice about the CITY you live in
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In Fresno, California you can get MEXICAN SUSHI.
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Los Angeles
White girls are easy as fuck
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Chicago
We're good at killing people and we have a lot of diversity
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>>34690135
Riverside
The hills are fun to hike around
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Newfag here, just wanting to post stories because I've hit rock bottom.
>be me
>be 16, almost 17
>be lonely virgin fag
>have girls say they fuck
>snapchat
>she sends pics
>get really horny
>send pic back, asking for more
>boner is trobbing awaiting response
>takes a few minutes
>relpys
>open it
>all black, just says "goodnight"
>why
>reply back
>left on read
>call her out on this
>left on read some more
>send her a pic after a sad fap, of my hand saying "he was there when you weren't"
>left on read yet again
>she had DD's
I should just accept that my hand is going to be my only sexual partner through life.
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>thinking it's even possible to hit rock bottom at 16
fuck I hate teenagers
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>>34690056
Shut up about that rock bottom shit. Come back when ur in ur mid 20s+ and complain about rock bottom.
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While this did activate my feels, I wouldn't say you hit rock bottom.
When I was 17, I got cornered by a sociopath, chimped out and tried to kill him, couldn't end it, and thus became a borderline alcoholic with literally no dreams or aspirations.
Even that wasn't rock bottom, so your story can't be.
Chin up m8, when the pain isn't fresh, it'll just be another story.
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ITT: things preventing you from getting a gf 2017-02-07 12:42:06 Post No.34690013
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ITT: things preventing you from getting a gf
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I'll start
>social anxiety
>acne
>5'6(manlet)
>no job
>live with parents
>no car
>no money
>don't know any women
>never dated or anything so don't know how
>small penis
>dress weird but don't know how not to
>unrealistic beauty standards
>looking of for a virgin
>unrealistic personality standards
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my life is going nowhere and im trapped
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>autism/social anxiety
>confidence issues
>bad teeth
>high standards from too much porn
I could probably get a 6/10 gf if I tried and was willing to settle but I don't 8/10 or higher is what I tend to go for
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>>34690013
>social anxiety
>not funny
>live with parents
>Asian
>don't go outdoors
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Do looks matter to women r9k?
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i think so. i'm trying to find a doctor to remove my belly button. i want to become perfectly smooth, like a mannequin.
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to most of my female friends, yes, to a degree. they will not pursue or actively lust after any non-chad guy, unless he shows interest in them first and treats them kindly.
i have only a small sample size though.
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>>34689982
do looks matter to you? because id they do to you then they doooooooooooo
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FIRST WEEKLY TURNAROUND THREAD 2017-02-07 12:40:22 Post No.34689977
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FIRST WEEKLY TURNAROUND THREAD
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Alright faggots, my name is TronAnon and i'm here to help you depressed pieces of shit live a good life, or at least even be somewhat content with yourself. I've been on both sides of the normie spectrum and I must say that the high tier normie life is fucking beautiful, so let me help you get to that stage. Every week i'm gonna do this shit until you faggots are pulling bitches like hot pockets out of a microwave, lets start.
Each week we're gonna work on physical and mental shit. Lets start with physical right now. Every day this week I want you to do:
- 10 pushups, if you're playing vidya do 5 every death, success, or major point
- 10 situps, same rule applies to this one with vidya
- 20 squats
Although you may not like it, you're gonna have to eat differently to maximize the workouts. Don't worry, we're not going full autismo, and some bad food is even okay (in small portions), just make sure to eat less carbs and start eating more protein.
(every week will get more difficult to suit the change in muscle, don't worry)
Now for mental shit. You and I both know that shits fucked up there, and although being ripped allows endorphins to do all that antidepressant shit for you, we aren't at that step yet. So, here's what I want you to do for your mind.
- Start fapping to vanilla shit, as hard as it may be. Move back to real humans, trust me it will help in the long run
- Start imagining life as an attractive person, it can help you actually reach that stage
- Dont pussy out. If I forget to do a thread one week, don't take that as an excuse. Commit, you sack of shit.
Repeat this shit every day for a week, and i'll be back here in exactly a week at around 6:30est to check back in. Good luck faglords, I believe in you.
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>>34689977Yo somebody roast this nigga.
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desu this is all you have to do
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>>34689977
>Start fapping to vanilla shit, as hard as it may be. Move back to real humans, trust me it will help in the long run
But switching to hentai is helping me keep my libido in check. Now I'm not popping boners every time some 3DPD slut decides to show off her big titays.
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eating is fucking disgusting.
be honest how self-conscious are you whenever you start stuffing your face in public?
not only talking to fatties here
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>caring what other people think
sounds pretty spooky
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everyone looks like a camel when they chew.
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>>34689964
>going out in public
get the fuck >>>/out/ you cheeky cunts
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Even faggots in 2017 kiss girls.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZ1EtJUWCb8
What is your excuse?`
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roasties kiss mentally ill men: the movie
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>>34689899
How long until they do one about kissing a 20+ virgin?
Fucking never because cunts, liberals and leftists are hypocritical shitbags.
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>>34689899
really liked the racial mixing in that video
Who else here /ninja neet/?
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>>34689891
pls explain what is a ninja neet, naruto
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>>34689924
I dropped out of uni but no one knows and i'm living in my dorm, there's someone in my class who lives down the hall from me and shares a kitchen with me, so i only cook at like 3am in the kitchen and most of the time i cook using a rice cooker in my room. I haven't really spoken to anyone irl for like 5 months
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>>34689948
So how can you still be in the dorm if you dropped out? And how long until the gravy train ends?
Is the smell of cum really noticeable to others when you sort of just cum in your pants or underwear but don't change it?
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Yes, cum has a distinct musky smell.
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yes. It can be smelled easily especially by QT 3.14 Grills
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>>34689871
What range can it be detected from?
Hey frogs
Rate this OC I made
Posted it earlier and added a few more
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>>34689839
8/10 pretty good
Oregano origy
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>>34689839
Pretty neat, if a bit biased
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>/v/: not video games
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Why do normies still fall for the Valentine's Jew? 2017-02-07 12:34:19 Post No.34689836
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Why do normies still fall for the Valentine's Jew?
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>create arbitrary corporate holiday
>capitalize on the fragility of modern love, the pettiness of women, and the cuckery of the modern man by selling vapid and meaningless garbage to them on the basis that it will affirm their love for one another
>mfw they actually fall for it every year
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Because they have a gf and you don't
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>>34689836
Vday stimulates the economy. It creates jobs for florist, chocolate manufacturers, restaurants, suppliers etc.
This stimulus boost to the economy is why you even have the luxury to sit around and complain on the most romantic day of the year
Everyone (most normal people) are so busy with their everyday lives and stresses to take the time off to show others that they care. Vday reminds the normal people to take some time out of their busy year to celebrate love.
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>>34689836
and now normies are celebrating "friend day" created by facebook
Fucking normies. When do we get "no friends" day
>that's everyday
Any robots "made it"? I feel like it's been so long, I feel like things will never change. What can I do?
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>>34689773
you submerge yourself in things that inspire you and make you hopeful
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>>34689802
Can you be more specific? What do you do?
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>>34689849
watch a video, read a book, do something to make you feel inspired and hopeful about the future.
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Ok guys who might work as police or robots who have called the police before, how mad do I have to be until I'm allowed to call the police? I'm so fucking pissed I dropped paint all over my carpet and it's sky blue and it's fucking all in there and I'm so MAD. What's even worse is my mom decided to take away my fucking door last week because she doesn't want me to masturbate so much, and she thinks that if my sister walks around and sees me masturbating in my room with no door I'll be embarrassed and have incentive not to do it. I swear I'm gonna call the cops but I don't know if they'll be okay with it because I'm not sure how to gauge my anger. Do you think my level of mad is legal to call the police on right now?
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You should call for a pizza, kidnap the delivery boy, lock him in your mom's closet, and then call the police and say your mom kidnapped a kid
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>>34689823
Why would I do that? I'm already mad. I'm just asking if it's ok to call the police at this stage without doing any more work. That's too much work for me.
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>>34689764
Why the fuck do you want to call the cops? They're not gonna come over and solve all your NEET problems for you
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What games do you play?
How often do you invite ppl and get ignored?
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Age of Mythology
Team Fortress 2
Victoria 2
I play by myself.
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>>34689720
Ive been trying to get my steam friends to play with me all week and I keep getting ignored.
Been looking for Day Z mod and Killing Floor 2 bros.
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>>34689820
play better games retard