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Christ, I'm normie as fuck and this hurt to read

that's what you get for having such a stupid life goal. women are going to make you miserable over and over until you learn your lesson.

>>37716727
You seek the wrong thing, anon.

Women are facetious, sarcastic, self-righteous, prostitutes of satan himself. They shelter the weak while enabling them to continue being weak, while criticizing the strong as they serve their bodies up as prostitutes.

A hole is just a hole, OP. Be kind to women but never invest your heart into them. The only thing worthy of your love is a family.

>>37716727
Women are bitchy. They always complain about how you're never good enough. It's annoying. Even if they don't say it they act bitchy without telling you what's wrong

why?

43irugn4934ermsgu49g

>>37716719
Because it tasted good and I am addicted to sugar.

>Hampton Inn
>big
>nice
Where the fuck do you live and how poor are you?

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>>37716662
Pleb tier cantonese rice my fellow human

>>37716657

True. Very hetero anon.

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sometimes the stars align for some stupid small thing

>>37716610
*unsheathes benis* :DDDDD
*teleports m'dicc inside u*
*ok cums*

id probably push her off the bed, call her a disgusting whore and leave

sit down and try to ignore it, I guess

/b/tard would because he's a degenerate faggot that would do a bunch of gay stuff in return for protection from someone else like a prison bitch then have sex with the corpses while everyone else is busy killing eachother then he'd get lost on the way out of the arena and die from a syphilis infection and drug withdraw before the ymake it out

>>37716580

The /pol/ack would jew the others into killing each other first.

The /k/ammando would shoot the /b/ro, because the /b/ro would be a really loud 12 year old screaming memeing.
The /k/ammando would then by sliced in half by the 300 pound fedora wearing /a/sshole, who'd then go on to boast "nuffin personal kid. That'll impress the waifu".
The /out/doorsman would have left a pitfall trap capturing and fatally wounding the anime hamplanet.
The robot would mutter "w.w.what about me..." too quietly for anyone to notice, have an anxiety attack that causes him to be unable to think clearly, and then he'd eventally go nuts and stab the /out/doorsman with a spoon in the eye. He'd never see it coming because everyone forgot about the robot.

The /pol/ack would have been watching this from a distance, building a fort (WALL) and setting up some flags.

The robot dies trying to climb the wall.

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ah ah ah...

I will not be able to answer this question until this cup of joe is EMPTY. I had hoped you knew better than that.

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>>37716407
>My dad literally said yes to this.

Jesus fucking christ

>*moves to an another country*
Psshhh.... nothin' personnel, my kid

>>37716407
Get me a dna test first then we'll talk.

Did you hit your head at some point?

>OP rides the pussy carousel, doesn't settle down and his life goes down the shitter
And people insisted this was only true for women and mens' "sexual market value" only rises with age. Hmmm.

>>37716502
I dunno, I think for most people the pussy/cock carousel lasts throughout their 20s, but that wasn't the case for me. By the time I was 20 it was over.

I think the one thing that's fucked me up more than anything else is work.

Fuck having to give up 40 hours of your time a week for someone else's benefit just so you can keep a roof over your head. Fuck work. Fuck capitalism.

Fuck fucking social anxiety.