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>>36820362
>make online dating great again

just like maga, the correct phrasing replaces "again" with "for once"

>unironically shilling
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>>36820461
I like that.

Anon you are smart.

>>36820338

Technology is ruining children.

>>36820338
I wonder what these kids will be like when they grow up.

>>36820414
autisitc r9k posters

nice memory ,bump

>>36820317
I miss Jappanese Lettuse Hardcore

>>36821364
I'd forgotten her. I don't miss her.

Yeah OP, I'm pretty sure they've moved on. This place is different, it's almost entirely a bunch of new people now. And times have changed too.

>>36820315
you're mum dxxxxx

>>36820337
who is she? xdddd

Sue Lightning.

At the end of the day you're going to have to make the cost/benefit decision
PS2s probably aren't going to increase in price dramatically for a long ass time since they're so abundant, so it depends on what software you have.
Personally, I value videogames a lot so I would advise against it and see if theres anything else you can let go of but it sounds like you're in a pretty rough spot to begin with.
I do hear people saying things like regretting that the sold all their legos and stuff like that tho

>>36820308
well if your pc is good enough you can just emulate the games im sure

>>36821302
Emulating is lame.

Vastly inferior to playing on the real thing.

it means you should think about heeding your subordinates more irl

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>>36820261
There is literally nothing wrong with this. It is perfectly natural to have these kinds of thoughts.

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>had a dream i was jerking my boner off
>woke up with a dog

>>36820244
>How do I become a qt anime girl /r9k/?
sorry only Japanese people can become anime

>>36820244
>tell the doc you feel like a girly girl inside
>get hormones
>dye hair
>pierce nipples
>get a cute choker
>buy bondage ropes
>let me tie you up and spank you
>gonna make you beg for daddy to stop fucking your tight little trappussy

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With enough drugs and delusions you could believe you're an anime girl.
Otherwise your best chance is waiting for virtual world tech a couple of centuries in the future.
That's assuming we don' majorly fuck up the world in the meantime.

Or you could give reincarnation a try, if it fails and there's only infinite nothing I guess at that point it doesn't really matter anymore does it?

Like a year for me but same feeling , death soon I hope

You have already proven that you are capable of attracting partners and get them to have sex with you. Your celibacy is entirely self imposed.
You are not a robot. Fuck off.

>>36820316
>friend hasn't seen his gf and complains about having blue balls
>i pretend to understand him

>tfw teacher made fun of my stutter
>tfw had to eat in library during high school
>tfw teacher said "who wants to work with anon?" once and I audibly hear a few kids say "who?"

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>tfw agreed to do a kid's homework for a year in exchange for a can of pringles

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repost from old thread:
>last day of high school
>decide to catch the bus to school even though I have a car
>want to feel a camaraderie with my fellow students
>I don't talk to anyone but a kid starts altering the lyrics to... some current pop song at the time to apply to the last day of school that has everyone laughing, so I DO feel a bond of sorts
>go to class
>after 20 minutes all seniors are sent to the assembly room
>we practice graduation walk
>after 90 minutes rehearsal is done
>they let us go home if we want to
>can't go home cause didn't take car
>have no friends to give me a ride
>acquaintance of mine who also probably didn't have any friends asks if I want to go to the record store
>say ok
>I follow him out to the parking lot
>he asks "so where you parked man"
>tell him I had to take the bus
>"oh I thought you had a car"
>quickly decide to lie and tell him my mom had to use it cause hers crapped out on her
>he awkwardly makes small talk, trying to hide the fact that he was using me for my car and the general feeling of company, but if I couldn't offer him a ride he didn't really care to hang out with me specifically
>after 5 minutes I tell him that I remembered I promised the social studies teacher I'd help her pack shit up
>"alright, later man. See you at graduation"
>go hang out in the courtyard until the bus comes
>I heard his name called at graduation but that's the last time we ever spoke

It was a rather low key day. Idk in retrospect I probably would have taken the car.

Looooool

The Chinese got it wrong.

>>36820172

Masturbation reduces the risk of prostate cancer.

I'd rather stay immune by fapping 3-5 times a day. No thanks

>>36820207
>3-5 a day
Jesus Christ, how do you have any energy at all? I can go three times MAX on the weekend.

I have never owned a mobile phone.

>Last message I got on my phone was an amber alert from 2 months ago
huh

>>36820226

Really wish I could block those

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>>36820136
w-what the fuck
dont do it nigger, your talking/typing quirks will come out and she will figure out it is u
and u will lose your GF because of it
hire somebody else to do it

>>36820208
I'm scared to hire somebody else, what if he cucks me?

I'll do it, OP. Hire me and I won't cuck you because I'm female and your gf won't cuck you for a girl.

>>36820118
Sex you fucking retard there's nothing that special about blowjobs apart from cumming inside

>>36820118
Most girls suck at blowjobs so sex is better

>>36820118
Its good man and all depends on the woman and you, best sex I had was cheating on a x gf and fucking in the park, I'm married now and sex is super good also old fag 34. I will say I have a large pe is 8.5 by 7.2 all the woman I had sex with loved it and I use to get laid just by women mentioning it to their friends, down side is anal sex is rare and I've only came once from oral with out being jerked off they cant get it in their mouth

Happy birthday anon. Hope you don't feel too down today.

>have 250 friends on kikebook
>only 20 wish me a happy birthday

:(((

>>36820114
work out and be healthy OP, people will be comfortable around you if you are comfortable with yourself

Nobody likes me and I'm stupid. I know they all talk bad about me when I leave.

All damn day..

>>36820828
at least they wait for you to leave
>to retard for friends
>to intelligence to inspire disgusted sympathy