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>>34995115
4chan is the greatest book ever written bar none

>>34995115
Go to /lit/
>>>/lit/
Fanfic is cancer tho

>>34995115
No one's going to write another Dune, that's for sure.

Seveneves was ok.

>>34995034
Who gives a damn about what shallow Stacies want, move on.

>>34995034
Last year before I got this sweet as fuck night job some girls tried to say hi to me, so I just sort of stared at them and kept walking.
Heard one of them say
>he's fit
over my shoulder

Traumatic events like that are a thing of the past now.

sorry i ignore everyone cause i am too shy to look at anyone and this is my way of flirting, hope the guy will take the first step

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>>34994935
I don't know what the fuck you're talking about tbqhwy

"Sorry, I don't like meme music. Have you heard the new Perfume album?"

>>34994935
>see girl on left
>laugh at whole conversation because itd probably tumblr jargon
>attempt to ring bell while kekking outta there

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no compliments but I've only been called ugly twice, could be worse right?

>>34994881
>It's cool cause you're like the smartest person I know but you're still a goofball so I can still get on your level and have a conversation with you

I took goofball to mean 'down to earth' and 'non-condescending'

>oh my god. you're the hottest guy i've ever seen.
this was after almost walking into each other at a blind corner.

>>34994852
I cant understand the normie mind. Baybe because they support abortion because of "her body her choice" virtue signalling and never go deeper. When they are confronted with that depth, like with using fetus stem cells and coupling that with abortions, they get wierded out, confused maybe, and thus shun away this different thought that cant really be used to virtue signal. Ingroup outgroup thinking, happens to all new things. Remember when vidya and the internet was just starting up?

>>34994852
>wanting to live longer
Aren't you the normie, or are you the jew?

>>34994852
Who the fuck is pro choice and anti stem cell?

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>not gay
>not trans
>just want people to think I'm attractive and give me affection

>>34994783

Who /needs to go back to /lgbt// here?

sage

>>34994824
you can't post ladydick on /lgbt/

>>34994684
How else do you expect them to get meat for the burgers?

>>34994684
that is a bird

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>>34994684
The Netherlands is thrash desu, the big cities aren't worth visiting

>>34994675
shit way to die just slice your throat instead go for the carotid artery look up a diagram and use a mirror

it doesn't hurt but I've gotta warn you man, you'll regret it the instant you do it. I used to self harm and the last time i did it i nicked a vein or an artery or something and blood spurted out for an hour on end. Almost went into shock from all the blood loss. I remember sitting there and thinking Jesus Christ if i had gone a fraction of a centimeter deeper I'd have severed the thing and bled out in minutes.

Not trying to hijack your thread or anything, just giving you a heads up. It's god fucking terrifying bleeding out like that.

http://desu-usergeneratedcontent.xyz/gif/image/1485/75/1485758983038.webm

not much apparently

Having FRIENDS helps anon.
Orig

>>34994643
I don't have those obviously

Just add a bunch of randoms, alot of people just accepts everyone because they also want alot of facebook friends

why'd you decide to make 1 mean the most? are you autistic anon?

Anyway I'd say about a 7.3, that is with the scale being used the objectively superior way

>>34994571
That is some dank hoverhand, my main man

>>34994571
maybe a 6
started talking to a lot of girls in the clubs i'm in at uni (not with the intention of getting together, just practicing interacting with them) so it's not so bad anymore
used to be a 10 and i'd stutter and my palms would get sweaty...maybe that's why betas do hoverhands? so they don't get the girl wet with sweat

>>34994530
At least you're getting pussy

>>34994530
>little space
Is this codeword for bed or sex?

>>34994530
Abandon her while you still can. You don't need women op.

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You ought to watch Serial Experiments Lain. It's a fairly comfy show but intriguing. Things won't seem to make any sense most of the time, and you'll always feel like you're just inches away from figuring it out. It has a very surreal vibe to it, sort of tense but relaxed at the same time.

>>34994649
I'll check it out, thanks

This comment isn't original (but now it is)

Champloo
Haruhi
Jojo
Ghost in the Shell

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>>34994444
Checking those quads senpai

>A song being required for every episode, forced songs in general
>References to current trends
>The constant bullying of the slightly mean/boring/narcissistic character (squidward, TTG robin, that wizard from FBCC are a few examples)

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>>34994444
Christian Bale has blessed your thread with dubs and quads. I think your thread is shit, but I must respect Mr. Bateman's decisions, so here's your (you) ya cuck

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>>34994438
Mr Trump!

Ehhhh....

Ooga booga if if if uuhhhh uuhhhh aahhh aahhh if if if if

Okie doke!

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the long night is finally over..

>before 2016
>was allowed to be a conservative in public
>after 2016
>will be ripped apart by ravenous nogs, spics, and antifa if I seem even vaguely conservative in public
This doesn't feel like winning.

I don't think this will be enforced by moderators, our mods are very lazy and very pro-normie.

>2008 facebook may may text over a relatable picture
How do I know that you're not a normie?

>>34994432
Seriously, how fucking hard is it for them to come up with something original to say? One word replies like "This!" do not contibute to a conversation in anyway.