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What kind of soap do you guys use and how often do you get laid?

I rotate between these three and I've only had sex once back in 2015.
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>>35159640
the bee kind of soap
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Dr.Bronners citrus
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The same scent my father and his father used.

If you could post fitting music too that would be nice.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vq6A9z0C3wk
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>>35159469
Halloween is my favorite time of the year. I always wish it lasted longer, like a week or something. Halloweek.
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>>35159469
Cute time!
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>>35159497
I know! Or even Hallowmonth!

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>tfw fit but genetically predisposed to high blood pressure

WHY ME REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>35159451
Mine was consistently worse than yours, you know what fixed it? Cutting out caffeine. Give it a try if you're a coffee/tea drinker, some of us are just not wired for stimulants.
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Is your name casey?
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>>35159503
I rarely drink caffeine. I don't drink coffee and soda, and I VERY rarely drink tea.
>>35159523
No

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I've been up for thirty-six hours, anons. Things are starting to get a little fucked.
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everything is fine..
just beeeee urself OP
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>>35159453
Thanks, anon. Let's see how far these tracks go.
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>>35159416
got past the "really really really feel like sleeping" and acquired the blurry vision yet? my record was like 42 hours but i wasn't aiming for a record. was just me really hooked on red orchestra 2 heroes of stalingrad when i first got it

So feminists cry all the time, but do we have the right memes to laugh at them??
Let's start with this bitch, and please, add any OC that you have!! Let's get those meme machine running!!
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So more oregano pics from the meme material
o r e g a n o
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Because our Emperor need us
To do god's will
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ads das asd asd
asd sad asdsa sa d
oregano? sure

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>"It's all in your head anon! You're building a wall higher than the both of us, c'mon try living life for once instead of hiding in your bedroom... c'mon show me a smile and lets go! "
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>>35159369
>c'mon show me a smile

i really hate when people tell me this. i have resting asshole face and my default expression just makes me look pissed off and mad.
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>>35159397
>tfw your self loathing is leaking through your stoic composure and people are getting concerned
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>>35159369
If there is anything that I hate more than normies is people who try to bring me out of my shell.

At least normies leave me alone.

What the fuck is the deal with women and when they feel upset the have the need to complain and waste energy on it for days and weeks. What the fuck is wrong with them.
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>complaining about women complaining and wasting energy on it for days and weeks
>on /r9k/
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>>35159441
You dont see us blatantly attacking the fucking other person and stating it in their face and constantly bringing it up to the other person.

Women will harass you about the shit like they are fucking insane
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>>35159441
Tell tale sign of a beta orbiter right here. Go back to Falador you cuck

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please place the following types of women in order of how aesthetically pleasing the average female member of it is to your tastes

>White
>Nigger
>Taconigger
>East Asian (Japan/China/Korea)
>Southeast Asian
>Kebab
>2D
>currynigger

my tastes are
>2D
>East Asian
>White
>Kebab
>currynigger
>taconigger
>southeast asian
>nigger
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>no gods or kings, only waifu

>The waifu is literally an old god

Full
RETARD

I do like nyar-chan
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>>35159261
Tbh it's all about averages, some ethnic groups can have really ugly women on average but still have shinning examples of exceptions. Keeping this in mind though I'll post my preferences.

>White
Sort of gold standard, they can be get boring but they're the most accessible and are usually attractive. Also East-Euro women are really hot
>Asian
They have a much higher potential to be attractive but can also be unattractive in ways whites aren't capable of, can sometimes come with cultural baggage as well. If there westernized they're literally just a slightly different looking white women though.
>Arab/Indian/Persian
Exact same shit as Asian just magnified.
>Latina
Can be hot in their youth but they age like cheese, also possess all the worst qualities of white women x10
>Black
Often unhealthy, opinionated, and unappealing. There are exceptions though, there are exceptions though.
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>>35159261
>2D
>East Asian / German
>White (non german)
>Mexican
>South East Asian
>Curry nigger
>Nigger

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"Halt! None shall pass!"

>singles get raped and murdered
>dubs get passed
>trips defeat the black knight
>quads become the black knight
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>>35159213
>passed
Am I taking a test?
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>>35159213
HAH! A black knight? Murdering a super sayian? DOUBTFUL.
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>>35159213
fuck off to /b/, underage retard

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What do you guys think of my new tattoo?

Ori
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>>35159205
looks really cool actually, too bad it will look like shit once it fades and you balloon up in 5-10 years.
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>>35159205
a valient waifu
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I like the art.

Have several white children please.

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tumblr is god tier fap material

> make an account
> it asks for interests
> "anime" (even if you don't like anime) "girl" "eyes" "beauty"

and you're in business
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>>35159188
Can you choose wife sharing as an interest?
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>>35159251

you can bet your ass that they do
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welp.. ever hear of reddit? same thing, but you can get waaay more specific

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How the H*CK do I get a mulatto gf, guys?
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>>35159168
By being white and giving them attention. Mulatto bitches love BWC, probably more than chinks. Even when they're the woke af sjw type, they fuck white guys.
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>>35159168
does she have to be cute?
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>>35159203
I'm mulatto myself, am I fucked?

>>35159206
>not cute
>mulatto girl
Pick 1

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>Walking down the street
>See a cute girl
>Get upset shortly afterwards because I'll never be a cute girl and I'll always be an ugly man.
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why not wear the cute girls skin instead?
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>>35159146
Because I'd stretch it out, I'm 6'2, also she'd probably scream a lot and attract attention.
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>>35159169
You got the height to be a model tho.

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> Time limit runs out
> Swipe right on everything
> no match
> New time limit countdown starts

M-m-maybe next time right....?
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> Not even matching with scambots and kik spammers

lmfao @ ur life famalam
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I'm ugly as shit and even I guy a match or 2 a day
never went anywhere though
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Don't swipe right on EVERY single girl. The algorithms see that you swipe right on everyone and they all swipe left on you. So it assumes that you're either a bot or an undesirable so it shoves you to the bottom of everyone's pile.

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I'll be 19 in july. I have absolutely 0 stories of teenage years.
Shit.
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>>35158996
Oh shut the fuck up, you stupid child.
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>>35158996
just make up some, nobody can really prove you wrong.

i lie about me being involved in things all the time.
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I'll be 21 in july. I have absolutely 0 stories about shit cause all I've done with my life is stare at a screen.

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