>tfw you're so bored you watch a nip eat noodles
Yeah that's basically on par with my daily stints of twitch stream hopping
she is so tired. i wonder why she is streaming instead of sleeping
cute! CUTE!
>>38083721
Shes just ugly anon. Those poor eyes.
>create a fake female tinder account for experiment
>put pics of 6/10 with filter and the full face isn't even visible
>got 90 matches in 24 hours and several super like
And you faggots wonder why modern women are so picky?
>>38083187
>And you faggots wonder why modern women are so picky?
Why do you say that like it's me
>>38083187
Good, now you realised that women aren't the problem. Thirsty beta males and orbiters are.
If we want to live in a utopia where average women stay with average men, ugly women with ugly men, etc., we need to get rid of those betas. Otherwise women will always go for chad, since they know that if she fails, in the end she can always pick the best of the rest.
"Thanks" to betas we have all these sluts, feminazis and women with high standards and big ego's.
Dont get me wrong, obviously if a women is a slut, it's also her fault for being a fucking bitch, but if there weren't betas who would even settle for a piece of shit, that slut would probably 1. Die alone or 2. Quit being a slut.
This is simple, we need to get rid of these fucking betas and orbiters. They are pure AIDS and are harming all of us
>>38083187
Post pics OP, it would be fun to see what these dudes typed to you
I've been obsessed with Jeffrey Dahmer for 3 years now and I just found his father's address online. Should I write to him? If so, what should I say?
>>38083130
The only interesting thing about Dahmer is how much prison food fucked up his looks
>>38083130
I don't think he wants to remember what happened.
>>38083168
He wrote a book about it.
To those who have tried to commit suicide before; why did you do it and what made it fail?
Two times because of school bullying. One because of inability to find a job. First two because I sucked in planning it through. For the third, I do not know. Lost all the memory around that event.
I did it because I was incredibly lonely and couldn't see life getting any better (it did btw). It failed because it was a half assed attempt at suicide and deep down, I didn't really want to die. I got drunk and ate a bunch of pills, not realizing that I'm a fucking lightweight when it comes to drinking. After I downed the pills, I kept chugging down Buchanan's Deluxe. Vomited shortly after, fell asleep and woke up, happy I lived.
>>38083139
then get the fuck off this board
origamo
Was ending up a sexless, friendless loser part of your plan?
>>38083066
I didn't have a plan to begin with, hence why I ended up like this.
>>38083066
yeah but i have no idea what's the next part of my master plan
There is no free will. I'm just unlucky.
Why are black girls freaks?
>>38083063
Same as with chubby/fat girls, they know the only way they can hold a man is with sex so they try to get better at it than other types/races of girls
>>38083597
accurate, and true yeah
>>38083063
>implying that's a girl and not a kang with a wig
look at that receding hairline haahahaha
im sorry chad hahaha
>>38082923
It's called a widows peak. It's like a bald eagle. It's legit.
>>38083044
>It's called a widows peak.
No, that's a receding hairline. A widow's peak is smaller and the guy in the OP could have one but it's a little hard to tell from the side.
still better than my hairline.
What's the scariest thing you know, robots?
>>38082866
the dark fact that I will eventually have to kill myself because life will become unbereable
>>38082866
this originally desu senpaiholy fuck this robot i just want 2 post
>>38082866
i got another one for you
original10olo01ol
I fucking hate summer. Hot as fuck, normies and those fucking bugs everywhere.
>>38082790
yeah fuck this heat nothing is enjoyable when i'm sweltering
>>38082790
Don't forget constant weed control yard work for the rural bots, because dad says the weeds can't get tall outside if you want to keep living in his house. 8 months of peaceful indoor work and tolerable shoveling/raking, but then 4 months of sweltering and filthy bullshit outside.
Also, fuck wasps.
>can't even fucking sleep due to the heat
Is it just me or has all of 4chan traffic slowed down a lot in the past few weeks?
>>38082625
>Is it just me or has all of 4chan traffic slowed down a lot in the past few weeks?
I can almost guarantee its just you
I haven't been paying that close of attention, but I don't think so
Absolutely not. All of the summerfags are pouring in once again. Lord help us all.
>Half of 2017 is over already
Have you considered performing black magic?
I'll take the silence as a no.
I've got satanic grimoires and shit if you want em wizardbros
>>38082585
>you will never play vanilla wow again in 2004
>not that anon, but...
>Actually am that anon
>say "Fuck Drumpf and fuck white people" in every /pol/ thread
>actually voted Trump in 2016 and will do so again in 2020
>>38082542
Bumble
Trav
>>38082605
Fanning the flames I see, you're doing good work my friend.
Would you happy with a girl knowing that her face was in the past covered in another man's cum?
I've accidentally pissed on my face while jerking off before so it's not that different. I would never kiss a nonvirgin woman but who really cares. If I was really jealous I would talk her into getting a tattoo of some sort to brand her as mine.
>>38082535
Yea, as long as she only takes mine for now on
>>38082535
Yes, who cares its just cum. It'll wash off.
Why don't you have a gf yet? I know you want one. Getting a gf is easy if you follow my simple advice:
step 1: stop thinking of women as objects. they're people just like guys. treat them like a human and they'll respond to you.
step 2: stop putting on a front. nothing turns off a girl more than a poser, just be yourself and then she'll dig you.
step 3: keep trying. you're not going to get anywhere sitting at your computer. go outside, a college campus, a supermarket, the library, a playpark.. and just talk to any girl you can find.
step 4: seal the deal. as soon as you've made eye contact with a girl go in for the kill: Tell her she's the most beautiful girl in the world and you love her. she'll be yours in under a second.
It's really that simple, robots. I believe in you. Just get the confidence and do it! You'll have a phone full of girls numbers just like me in no time.
Peace. Gaz "the man".
>Tell her she's the most beautiful girl in the world and you love her
don't do this shit, bitches love games according to my observations
>>38082459
this. That's all they do, they play stupid mindgames to test you, and the tests are only to see if you're chad. Otherwise, if you fail those tests you don't have a chance
>>38082428
I don't want a gf as much as I want multiple whores to alternate throughout the week.
LXXXI
1. Use a name in the namefield, use it consistently, so I can keep track of what you tell me.
2. Share your problems, symptoms, and the rest. Ask questions.
3. Be listened to and cared for.
4. Today's bonus theme is the supermarket.
Remember I can do some vocal responses if required. In some cases, it works better, and is more human. Archives are available on demand.
Drama will come later with the regulars. Brace. It's always fun, though.
Not all at once, can't keep up with this shit.
Have made fun of retards my entire life
My dad was a special ed teacher and i could never understand how he couls be around drooling tards all day
Constantly get pissed off just from seeing them in the hallway
Even went so far as to find out which kids where on the spectrum just so i could leave them notes in their binders explaining how they where wastes of space
School did mandatory personality test mine came back abnormal so had to do a special one, secretly hoped to be diagnosed as a badass maniac serial killer or something. Get test results back diagnosed with high functioning autism now have to be treated specially by teachers and have to talk to the school nurse and therapist once a week. Have considered suicise for the past 3 weeks now