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I got my dick sucked by a pregnant woman. Should I quit while I'm ahead?
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>Cum in her mouth
>Make her swallow
>Her unborn child will adsorb the nutrients of your ejaculate
>She and her beta will forever be raising a thing that absorbed your cum

You can cuck her, her beta and child in one go anon
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>>37536117
did she swallow?
if so, her unborn baby digested your semen.
wouldn't want to be you right now buddy
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>>37536146
or
>cum inside her vagina
>now theres a second baby
>twins are born
>you'll never know which twin is your real kid
NEVER have sex with a pregnant woman unless you want to deal with this.

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>22 year old female on tinder
>she has her own appartment
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>22 year old millennial female
>earns over 50k per year doing "social media marketing"

Insert pepe
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>>37536198
>social media marketing
That's code for dicking around on Visagenovel, isn't it.

And you fucks still ask me why I hate mankind occasionally.
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>22 year old female
>her ex chad pays for her apartment

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Dying a virgin and thus contributing to the extinction of the human race is the most honorable thing a man can do.
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Can vouch for this. Fuck the human race.
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>>37536091
Sad that this place tries to make you ashamed of your virginity when it's in fact the mark of a man at the peak of evolution, when further procreation isn't necessary.
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>>37536083
quality thread keep up the good work

What are you're hobbies robots? Is there a hobby you have wanted to pick up but haven't yet?
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tabletop rpgs and learning japanese. i want to learn sewing but never actually got it started.
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>>37536023
What rpgs anon? I've always wanted to play one but I've never had anyone to get a group going with
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>>37535993
Vidya, audio engineering and PC hardware. I want to get more into automotive.

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Is it a pol meme that liberal leftwingers literally want all white people to die? I thought it was just a meme, but after the last few years I am no longer so sure.
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>>37535957
It's not a meme: https://www.google.com/amp/www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4436526/amp/Terrorist-accused-killing-student-paid-80.html

You should read up on what liberalism truly is. It's not about "progressivism" it's about social control.
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fuck it i'm gonna go full autist
>picture
the only reason /pol/ has a problem with this is that their entire ideology is based around people being afraid of everything. fascism cannot function unless the state has an ample supply of boogymen to scare the populous into being content with the status quo.
>>37535957
>liberal leftwingers
>liberal
>leftwingers
good sign you don't know what the hell you're talking about
>>37536015
do you belive in free markets? do you believe in freedom of speech? do you believe in private property rights? if you believe in all 3 of these things you think liberalism is a good idea.
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>>37535957
No, nobody cares whether whites die out or not. Nobody is trying to kill all whites. Nobody is forcing white people not to have children. You need immigrants because your pensions and national services need people to run them and you aren't producing any children. You're doing this to ourselves

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Give your sibling a lethal dose of morphine.

Post results.
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>>37535866
yo does anybody need a sibling? i'm available.
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sibling? none available.
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>>37535866
Is this the physician who killed retards?

Fembots, what sort of things, fetishes, fantasies etc drive you insane with lust and why?
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Rape, rape and more rape with a side order of gang rape.
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fembots don't exist. fucking sage

now go home cunt
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https://www.reddit com/r/stupidslutsclub/comments/5gk2nm/introduction_and_a_slut_challenge_of_my_own/

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Does it ever blow your mind to think that everything that drives society; religion, economics, social mores etc. is entirely constructed? None of these frameworks exist or have any basis in reality yet we value them all more than our own lives.

A capitalist would rather a child die of a preventable disease than violate the imaginary laws of capitalism by giving medical care without receiving ""currency""
in return.


Like wtf
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>>37535835
Welcome to the real world. Unless you delude yourself back, you're hear to stay, and the longer you're here, the more you'll see past the deception of the old world. Politicians and wealthy individuals are only out for themselves, and will do whatever it takes to add to their wealth and power, and usually that means manipulating the masses. The normalfags that this board always complains about are simply the people that are caught in the deception of the politicians and businessmen
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>>37535911
I think we all participate in the ruse, so we're all complicit.
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>>37535835
Everything is based on the fundamental laws of reality, no matter what your liberal arts professor tells you.
Just because they only have names because of humans, it doesn't mean that they have no basis in reality.
Everything is not relative, there are universal laws, and existence is inherently orderly.
You might not like them, but that doesn't mean they don't exist.

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>tfw elliot was a chad

I HATE YOU ELLIOT
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He looks like a failed Haywain Chad. Maybe had he started surfing he could of been a Brad
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elliot's problems were mostly mental
...obviously

he should have gotten out of his own head

what a sicko man... sucks that he couldn't see the truth about himself and other people around him (society was not out to get him, he needed to work on himself/social skills/etc)
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>>37535818
He was a weird looking dude with a massively overinflated ego.
It's really no wonder that women hated him.

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How do you hide your virginity?

I whistle an upbeat tune every time I take a piss at the urinal to show how comfortable I am having my dick out. This makes it seem like I've taken my dick out in front of other people before, in particular, when I took my dick out to have sex with a woman.
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10/10 oh my fuck origami
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i just introduce myself with "hey im anon and im not a virgin" to clear any misunderstandings.
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I sit with my legs spread and lean on my back. I also make eye contact with people until they stop staring unless it drags for too long. I pee right in the water, making the strongest splashing sound, and I fart whenever I feel like, to show how comfortable and confident I am.

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Perhaps you should just deal with the fact that some women want to feel nice in their vagina?

Perhaps you have a warped perception of reality driven by jealousy?
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Or we should fight.
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If they just wanted to feel nice in their vagina they'd fuck anyone with a decent sized dick and having lots of friends or being good looking wouldn't be parameters they'd look for when hooking up.
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>>37535669
I just miss the good old times when women had no value in society

I don't care about the "traditional western values"

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How do you put up with getting forced out of bed every morning and having to be places you don't want to be at and doing things you don't want to do?

Life would be better if I could just show up to work whenever I feel like it.
Too tired to work today? No problem, just try a different day.
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It's part of nature, man. Thousands of years ago, men was forced to go out of his cave and hunt some animals in order to survive. Nowadays, you're forced out to work if you want to survive, except there's a much wider array of things you can do instead of just hunt and gather.
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>>37535634
But the whole forced thing is really going against my grain here. I hate to be a slave.
>implying we can be truly free anyway, we are all owned by the bogdanoffs
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>>37535607
una delicia...

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How do we win the lottery and all become rich NEETs? All we'd need to do is win the powerball once and we could buy a huge NEET mansion and live in peace
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>>37535593
>How do we win the lottery?
We don't.
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Is this what is being passed as bait post?
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i thought you guys were so smart. how come then that you fall for the scheme of the government specifically designed to rip off poor uneducated citizens?

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I'm failing my first year of college.

Wat do?
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Get off /r9k/ and study ya fuckin retard
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idk college is fucking easy lmao you must be a brainlet
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>>37535578
Apply yourself, stop doing the drugs you are doing.

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>be 5'8" manlet
>still try to buy shirts in the men's section

tfw
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How do you guys under 6 ft do it?
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im moving to japan in september cant wait to be able to buy clothes that fit me
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>>37535538
5'8" is 172.7cm
Average male US height is 176.3cm.

That means if you're 5'8" you're a mere 3.6cm or 1.4 inches shorter than average.
That's 2-3 fucking finger widths.
Go KYS with your stupid memes.

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