Would it be a good idea to replace my porn addiction with a heroin or a crack addiction (whichever is cheaper)?
>tfw this will never happen in your life
i am schizoid and that photo disgusts me, that display of emotion.
There is literally nothing more pathetic than dating or marrying a non-virgin.
Why the fuck would you do that?
She's soiled. She was someone's before.
Somehow it's less beta to be a virgin than to be someone who dates/marries a used whore. At least a virgin has some dignity somehow.
Tell me /r9k/, why would you even want to be involved with a slut?
I can actually believe this.
I have literally never seen a naked woman. I have never even touched a woman. Literally never have.
Is sex an actual meme? Is it the biggest meme of all?
> Somehow it's less beta to be a virgin
Lol, op, no. You can try to pull mental gymnastics all you want but you're beta as fuck for still being a virgin. Its not even hard these days to get laid. The problem is finding someone compatible enough to be long-term with.
Keep telling yourself that you're only a virgin because "you're looking for the right girl" we all know its because you're a beta bitch like the rest of actual r9kers. Girls can tell you're beta as fuck and it turns them off, either that or you're too beta to even talk to a girl. You're truly pathetic.
>blackbots don't exi-
heh, i'm a blackbot in rl and i would act exactly like him, ahh just please end my suffering ;(
>one chance at life
well there goes my chances of getting a cute gf. time to become a hermit and teach kids martial arts or whatever old lonely men do
at least you're not 5'4...
since I knew from the beginning that I would not ever have a chance, I spent my whole life focusing on video games and art.
Never gave a fuck about getting a gf and never will. That's my only way to deal with it.
Have you ever cheated, robots?
I cheated on my ex and it turned him into a bitter womanizer who sleeps around to feel macho. He used to be so bright and colorful.
Well, ignoring the shitty bait (animeme girl pic + cheating thread started by a "female"). No, I have not cheated. I had the chance to but I was entirely uninterested because sex is more of a mental thing for me. I suppose I have porn to thank for this. Being able to fap to the hottest girls in a second has ruined most of my interest in physical attraction.
>feel like you've accomplished something
>feel sad you felt that way
I pretend to have a different GF every week or so.
Usually ONLY bed stuff. If I had a conversation with someone that lasted for more than two minutes, which is rare, I consider that a date with the current GF.
When I shoot a blank, it's time for a new GF.
Usually a cute girl from high school, even though I dropped out seven years ago.
>used to masturbate to effectively ward off tfw no gf for at least a day
>now it works only for about 30 minutes
this is totally not good
best way to stimulate a female through text?
im talking like in friendly comversation btw
>used to be funny, outspoken and friendly
>now I'm cold, distant and even more insecure than before, Virgin aswell
Why doesn't natalie make asmr? Why doesn't natalie make asmr? why doesn't natalie make asmr?
Is it weird that the only reason I haven't quit my job yet is because I like my boss and their family? My life is over, a dead-end job isn't fixing anything. All I'm interested in now is palliative care. Just reducing my suffering until I die.
Office job. Exactly as boring as it sounds.
No family, no hope of ever leaving poverty, no friends and don't like most people, world imploding, all my grand ideas are pointless since there's no chance of ever actualizing any of them, youth is over, body going to shit. I'm just done. I give up. I tried. About a billion times. And I'm fucking done. I want to be over already.
>when I want to play a vidya game, I start from the very start of the game's franchise and work my way up
>when playing RPGs, I have a list of spells, weapons, etc. I want to get, and I plan everything out before even playing the game
>Narrate what I do in video games like I'm a Lets player
>Take off belt
>Yell, of Think really loudly LET IT RIP!
>After finishing work out, pose in the mirror like a Power Ranger or a JoJo character
Basically what I'll do is wait for someone to say something with a resemblance to lines the Plane Scene, then I'll respond with the appropriate line. Either that, or I'll quote it indirectly while initiating conversation (which is rare for obvious reasons)
>Visiting Doctor because I feel sick
>Greet Doctor with handshake and "Doctor [name], I'm CIA
>Holding 2yr old niece up high
>Suddenly, she starts crying
>"Anon! What did you do?!"
>"Nothing! I said nothing!"
>Anytime someone uses the word big to describe anything, I can't stop myself from saying "For you."
At this point, I couldn't stop if I wanted to.
I still haven't found a way to integrate "You don't get to bring friends!" Into conversation, but that's been a goal of mine for a while.
/r9k/ I'm going fucking mad here
>Thursday, July 27th. 10 PM
>driver's license is in there
>admire it for a bit in my room
>show it to my parents to prove to them I accomplished something
>go back to my room
>look for it again to put it in my wallet
>it's just fucking vanished
>up until 5 am trashing my room looking for it
>go to work next morning, have my brother repeat the process for me
>come home and search every crevice of every other room in the house
>spend my whole day doing this today
/r9k/ I've turned every house in my room inside and out about 3 times, where the fuck could this license be? I'm supposed to go to the insurance tomorrow and I never have time to go to the DMV.
Has anyone ever experienced anything like this? Did you ever find the thing?
Yeah cards will go missing if you don't keep track of them. Luckily having two copies of your ID can have some limited perks like you can feel like a hard badass if you buy booze with the one that is technically invalid.
You're going to go see the Meme Movie, right /r9k/?