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>>38751196
women are an illusion sex is not even real

>>38751246
I can actually believe this.
I have literally never seen a naked woman. I have never even touched a woman. Literally never have.

Is sex an actual meme? Is it the biggest meme of all?

> Somehow it's less beta to be a virgin
Lol, op, no. You can try to pull mental gymnastics all you want but you're beta as fuck for still being a virgin. Its not even hard these days to get laid. The problem is finding someone compatible enough to be long-term with.
Keep telling yourself that you're only a virgin because "you're looking for the right girl" we all know its because you're a beta bitch like the rest of actual r9kers. Girls can tell you're beta as fuck and it turns them off, either that or you're too beta to even talk to a girl. You're truly pathetic.

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I knew a black kid in middle school who I played MapleStory and Mabinogi with

Can confirm blackbots exist though there are few

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heh, i'm a blackbot in rl and i would act exactly like him, ahh just please end my suffering ;(

>>38751164
>1/2
>actually mentioning the half of an inch

You are beyond pathetic OP.

>>38751473
kicking a cripple while he's down? i bet you're such a big man yourself

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>>38751164
at least you're not 5'4...
since I knew from the beginning that I would not ever have a chance, I spent my whole life focusing on video games and art.

Never gave a fuck about getting a gf and never will. That's my only way to deal with it.

>>38751127
question are an illusion thoughts are not even real

>>38751802
calm down mister

just answer to the question!

>>38751830
are we even exist?

>>38751838
no we are not exist

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>>38751125
Well, ignoring the shitty bait (animeme girl pic + cheating thread started by a "female"). No, I have not cheated. I had the chance to but I was entirely uninterested because sex is more of a mental thing for me. I suppose I have porn to thank for this. Being able to fap to the hottest girls in a second has ruined most of my interest in physical attraction.

>>38751125
i masturbated on cam for a woman who has a boyfriend and she showed me her nudes.
now i feel terrible because of it as if i gave up on a little part of me.

Is it cheating if it's cuckoldry? I helped a pregnant woman cuck her husband.

>Jerk off. Glad no females were raped by my dangerous male penis

I pretend to have a different GF every week or so.
Usually ONLY bed stuff. If I had a conversation with someone that lasted for more than two minutes, which is rare, I consider that a date with the current GF.

When I shoot a blank, it's time for a new GF.
Usually a cute girl from high school, even though I dropped out seven years ago.

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>used to masturbate to effectively ward off tfw no gf for at least a day
>now it works only for about 30 minutes

this is totally not good

tell her to put her phone on her pusy and then text her

ez pz

>>38751043
Ask her to send an iPhone slowmo capture of her anus while ripping a fart bitches love shit like that

Stimulate her intellectually by redpilling her. Women love that I promise

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>>38750992
capitalism, total warfare.

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>>38750992
OP STOP FUCKING DESCRIBING ME

>>38751219
IT'S A FUCKING CURSE
READING OLD CONVERSATIONS ON KIKEBOOK, GIRLS STARTING CONVOS WITH ME. LAST CONVERSATION WITH A GIRL WAS PROBABLY BACK IN 2015

You're asking the wrong question. You should be asking why she's not posting tits.

Why does every female on this fucking planet have dyed hair and nasal piercings now?

>>38750986
because she doesn't love you OP

>>38750930
What do you do anon

You might inform

whats your story anon? we're here for you

>>38751063
Office job. Exactly as boring as it sounds.

>>38751075
No family, no hope of ever leaving poverty, no friends and don't like most people, world imploding, all my grand ideas are pointless since there's no chance of ever actualizing any of them, youth is over, body going to shit. I'm just done. I give up. I tried. About a billion times. And I'm fucking done. I want to be over already.

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>>38750880
>Narrate what I do in video games like I'm a Lets player

>Get home
>Take off belt
>Yell, of Think really loudly LET IT RIP!

>Work out
>After finishing work out, pose in the mirror like a Power Ranger or a JoJo character

>Banepost IRL
Basically what I'll do is wait for someone to say something with a resemblance to lines the Plane Scene, then I'll respond with the appropriate line. Either that, or I'll quote it indirectly while initiating conversation (which is rare for obvious reasons)

>Visiting Doctor because I feel sick
>Greet Doctor with handshake and "Doctor [name], I'm CIA

>Holding 2yr old niece up high
>Suddenly, she starts crying
>"Anon! What did you do?!"
>"Nothing! I said nothing!"

>Anytime someone uses the word big to describe anything, I can't stop myself from saying "For you."

At this point, I couldn't stop if I wanted to.
I still haven't found a way to integrate "You don't get to bring friends!" Into conversation, but that's been a goal of mine for a while.

>Whisper curses to and about myself in a dark room alone

>Whisper curses to myself alone

Check your pockets in the dirty laundry pile

>>38750852
Yeah cards will go missing if you don't keep track of them. Luckily having two copies of your ID can have some limited perks like you can feel like a hard badass if you buy booze with the one that is technically invalid.

>>38750852
Congratulations on passing your driving test

>>38750847
>dat boi
oh shit whaddup

i see there are other memesters here too lol

I'm beginning to think one of Sony's executives has a findom fetish and enjoys losing massive amounts of money.

>>38750847
This is fake it has to be fake

>>38750833
>Oooooo are you gonna rape me Chad?
*spreads legs *

>>38750833
Do it bitch, 10$ says you won't

look at his face
literally the only case in the universe where I would be happy and glad he raped me bareback

>>38750829

my bosses are literal jews, thank god its a remote office

Bumping the post

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what i love about this meme is that it's 1000% true.
people really are running around, mostly in cities, detached from nature, slaving away for bosses for peanuts.

>oh hey its shark week
>yeah i havent seen an actual wild animal in over 20 years, tell me about sharks please