Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 1543. page

>>38711228
send penis pictures in the most original way possible

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>>38711273
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>>38711228
Are you from the southwest? I really like your accent.

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I spend 4 years learning english in school, and 10 years reading it online, but I still have easier time reading on my native language.

Still robot tho....

I don't relate to people from my country. Spics have spic mentality.

My country is shit country, run by shit government, for shit people, for shit reasons. I have no interest in staying here. I'm read English so I can move and good bye to here.

My country has shit for 300 years.

IF YOU HAVE A RELATIONSHIP WITH SOMEONE ELSE IN THE THREAD
KEEP IT OUT OF THE FUCKING THREAD

>>38711276
What are you talking about babe??

ebin in 30yrs LOL.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_NXZ3MEo1oM&feature=youtu.be&t=17m57s

Are they reposting it because you are that ugly, or is the person just autistic?

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>>38711239
I don't think I'm ugly, other people who replied said very nice things. /soc/ seems much kinder than /r9k/

>>38711209
Learn this valuable lesson about data security in 2017.

>>38711150
If they were retired sure.

sage

>>38711150
If she didn't take dick on cam, then maybe

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Someone who constantly needs attention? Yeah fuck that. You're retarded if you even consider dating one.

Fat bitch probably sucks a mean dick, that could be interesting

>>38711132
I'd bang those titties into oblivion.

>>38711168
I can see if i can get some more comparison pics

Dragon punch

>>38711125
what are the welsh?

>>38711682
A miserable pile of sheep

>be 27
>read all the books i could, taught myself every major field of academics in the scientific/technical/humanities areas
>wrote stories and played music for most of my life
>however dropped out of college, working a minimum wage job now
>can't be fucked to learn anything anymore, can barely create, even reading is a chore
>burned out and afraid of doing the things i used to love because i fear none of it matters

Is there any hope for someone as useless as me?

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no, i've never had a job because i'm too shy

originalylly

>>38711123
But now you make me feel so ashamed
Because I've only got two hands!

I would if it was Hotaru, but I don't think I've found 100 pictures I like

yeah i used to do that but then i kept deleting folders because i had a identity crisis all the time

9/10 the shows are shit too

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>>38711148
I have tons, you want some?
>>38711160
This. I haven't watched any anime for about 3 years, but I keep coming back to anime babes. The shows they're in are usually insufferable.

>>38710999
You first OP. Seeing a hot Asian properly wearing a bikini does not make me hate women or want to be single.

>>38710999
I would give anything for the chance to sniff her. Beautiful, divine woman.

Not OP, but I'm sort of developing a theory that men are the only ones capable of loving someone that isn't their child or grandchild. Women can feel a combination of friendship and lust towards men, but not love. They believe this to be love because they don't know what true love feels like. It explains a lot desu.

Link the video you fucking faggot for fucks sake.
I am interested

Because it's really painful and requires a hell of a lot of willpower

>>38710969
Suffocation is extremely horrific and painful, even if it does supposedly only last 15 seconds.

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>groping your ass pretending it's a girl's

>be 17
>did this
>also, ended up growing quite a large ass somehow
>felt more and more like a girls
>friends notice big ass and joke about it
>partying with friend later
>get drunk
>we're about to go to sleep
>keep flashing my ass at him
>get into his bed, naked
>stick my ass out a bit
>as the night goes on he drifts closer to me
>feel his hands on my ass
>he starts feeling me up
>touches my cock, rubs it like a clit
>feel something pushing into my ass
>you can guess what that was
>he fucks me
>I suck his cock and he finishes in my mouth
Also, there were a bunch of other guys in the room. 3 beds, one was mine (got taken by someone else), one was the friends, there was a third bed with someone in it, and someone sleeping on the floor.

>Take up drinking
>most of the fat goes to my ass
>Kinda self-conscious because of the sudden tightness of my jeans

Women like asses, r-right?

>implying someone so desperate that they resort to ending their life care about how's it going to be afterwards.
I hate those virtue signaling faggots.

suicide effectively stops things from ever getting worse

it comforts me that once I die nothing I was worrying about would ever matter. there will be nothing just silent and calm void.

>>38710850
Yeah, and your profile pic was at an angle that didn't make you look like a hambeast.

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>>38710850
Umm I definitely have hair.

>>38710932
>greasy, receding hairline, white stuff

>>38710822
you're not gay

stop trying

>>38710822
Prison gay fags need to kill themselves.

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>>38711516
but they're easy to have sex with if you want