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Worueber willst du sprechen? Fuer wie lange lernst du Deutsch schon?

> Deutsch schreiben ohne umlauten
Wie geht das?

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>>34425623
ich bin von Amerika, Englisch ist meine Sprache.

>>34425688
Ich muss besser Deutsch sprechen, ich bin schlecht daran

>One chance at life.
>Not raised speaking German.

I'll never make it will I?

>>34425517
>This is what /r9k/ wants in a woman
>>Docile and subservient
>>Does the chores for anon
>>Cooks for anon
>>Approves of his unorthodox and sedentary
>>Has to be at least a 8.5
>>But still looks for "personality"
>>But at the same time has to disregard it as anons are selfish edgy assholes
>>During sex has to be the Dom
>>Has to let anon suck her nipples
>>Has to be a dominatrix
>>Has to think that anons pathetic excuse for a male is super hot
>>Has to put out like a slut but still be an Asian housewife
>>Can't be black
>>Can't too old(unless anon wants her to be a mild)
>>Can't be Mexican
>>Can't have any face flaws
>>Can't have a personality
>>Can't challenge anon
>>Can't be too smart otherwise anon would feel insecure
>"Why don't I have a GF bros?"
>"Fucking toasties"

Shut the fuck up

>>34425517
The only standard /r9k/ has for women are to not be fat and to be loyal, but in today's society that is now considered picky and unrealistic.

>>34425543
I'm both. Somebody date me.

A weak case of autogynephilia.

>>34425526
Isn't that when you get a boner though? I don't think of mine like that. I think the woman's role would fit me better. There's less pressure, and more acceptance. Plus you get to act cute and dress cute. I like those big oversized phone cases that look like animals, but I'm a guy so I can't use one.

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>I'm not trans
Good one anon

>>34425476
>Muhammad for the extent of influence in history beside Jesus Christ
>Adolf Hitler for utilizing speeches to reconvert Germany from a shithole to power; Drasticly changing Europe forever
>Siddhartu Buddha
>Jesus Christ for looking very youthful and achieving full life after death.

very generic list, but I haven't slept all night.

>>34425476
Jesus is actually in Jojo. he is where stands come from, ircc

>>34425528
Nah, all Stands are alien lifeforms from the Meteorite

>>3442544

Dont think about it. Just do it, like a rollercoaster you hurry and get on before the fear kills u

>>34425461
...What?

Also rollercoasters stopped being fun to me ever since I learned how to not only manage my fear but also completely destroy it. And with my fear went all of the fun. Pro tip: Never learn how not to piss your pants at the sight of an otherwise extremely intense ride. You will stop having fun.

>>34425440
This desu
Origami post

It's funny how easy bait threads like this will get 100+ replies, wait I'll ask for everyone before they say it.

>femanon give anon plz ;)
>plz show boipussi
>give ur contact details

Okay, now that I've gotten that out of the way you're a huge faggot. Bye.

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>Tfw no mommy gf to pound my boipucci into oblivion and send her to the ER because my 250 pound fatass broke her bones sitting in her lap
>Tfw will never be little again
>Tfw even when I was little there was no qt grill to let me sit in her lap
>Tfw parents cockblocked me from getting a potential shota molesting babysitter gf and had my older sister babysit instead

>>34425400
>tfw no cute boy at all

>>34425371
may I dare say if you dare say perfect women exist then dare I may say... nay

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>>34425371
Not in this world unfortunately.

>>34425371
Only on the outside

My husband is my ideal husband.

Long qt hair, green eyes. Plays instruments and is always nice to me

cute feet, fragrant glans, tight ballsack.

>>34425494
What's the appeal of a tight ballsack?

>someone insults me online
>feel compelled to bait more people

this is on pol btw. those guys are way too easy.

>>34425265
>someone insults me online
>completely desensitized to it, see it as just another part of Internet interaction.

If anything I sometimes get a bit of a laugh out of it because I try to imagine the poster sitting at their computer looking smug, thinking they've made me feel bad.

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>someone insults me in TF2
>switch to spy

>>34425228
I don't really want to be anyone else so much as I just don't want to be anyone, personally. I was never happier than before I'd developed a coherent sense of self, when my head had no inner monologue and just a series of free floating, dissociated thoughts. If I could become a ghost and just wander the earth observing without interacting and without an identity, I would be sorely tempted.

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Yeah I just really wish I was someone else I've always wished I'd have a genie so I could change myself into a better personality version of me that I could be happy with even to be born rich would solve 70% of my problems or even as a girl

>>34425228
I have the opposite problem, it's not better on the other side senpai

>can lucid dream, but takes too much effort
>while VR isn't a thing, I can vividly imagine anything I want to in a daydream and live it, but it just makes me incredibky sad when I think about reality
>Can roleplay in garbage MMOs, but no matter what even if full mind uploading and VR existed, the world would still suck as normalfags would upload thousands of clones
>If we could upload conciousness into robot bodies, I'd get hacked by a normalfag
>Can kill myself, but every time I am just about to, life gives me just enough reason to live.

Life is a prison, and escapism will not work.
Sorry to be depressing, but there is no escape.

>>34425197
P-p-please dunt kil sempai

Teleports behind op nd beheads him w/ my Katana

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Just...
Please. Stop.


Originallll

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steamcommunity.com/id/Tomoko420

>tfw no Tomoko bf

I will post this until i have my bf

>>34425189
>I'll do nothing for the people that post in this thread
Me too, OP, I'll think for you guys.

here

ein leben zu leben in dem freunde etwaqs sind das nicht existiert, das ist ein trauriges leben moege mann meinen, original

>>34425134
Brainlet here, I have the same problem except I also have Anxiety so I can't do law

Have schizophrenia also

fuck math seriously
you dont fucking need to use it
everything is semi automatic anyway and if you really need it there are enough autists good with them

my iq is around 70-80 what's good senpai

>>34424961
>a fetish is a marginal sexual act
What do you even mean by that?

>>34424961
Ah, I don't see people use that sense of the word "marginal" on the internet very often. I usually only see it in the context of accounting or economics, as in "marginal decisions." If I understand you right, a marginal sexual act would be a sexual act that is one step removed from ordinary sex. That is, it would be normal sex plus one thing that is different, say, latex clothing for example. I would use the word "unusual" or "different" in place of "marginal" here, since "marginal" is never used in this context.

A fetish is not so much a different sexual act as a different sexual desire, or sexuality. Or, to put it differently, it is a very specific sexual desire. Foot fetish, as an example, is an attraction to feet. Feet are not a sexual act, but rather they are a specific body part that some people find appealing. Another specific attraction might be hair that is dyed bright, unnatural colors, which is something that I enjoy. So, sex itself would not be considered a fetish, since it is not specific enough.

>>34425043
What I say is people perceive conventional sex as sex. But if it is practiced unconventionally it is a fetish. So would sex itself be a fetish from the standpoint of someone sexually inactive since it is inordinary for them?

>>34425132
Haha you are right, but I think I used it right for the context. Isn't unusuality of a data at the margin similiar to that of sexual unusuality? But english isn't my mother tongue so I would love to be enlightened using this would be marginal.

I listen to mostly jazz and stuff so I usually just put on a random recording of a jazz standard.

If you do it right people will think you are sophisticated, not weird.

>>34424954
Here you go anon.
Lempo - Korpiklani

>>34424954
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqsORusz8n4