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Now that everything is made for and by normies, social media ruling over the world and probably soon in this era people will get arrested for things they talk about over the internet, how do you deal with everyday life?

I usually wake up, do my damn obligations and in between or after i have literally NOTHING TO DO, the internet has become cancer incarnate, YouTube is has become shit, Google tells me whats good for me and what not, im becoming a grumpy old man already and im a just a 27 year old guy.

The only place i can have some sort of freedom its either 4chan, chans in general and some old private servers for old videogames no one gives a fuck now, i literally just wake up to live my fucking life because i have no other options.

>killing myself
i won't feel the feeling of rest nor happines if i do that shit, i won't feel anything at all.

>have sex
yes dude lets get a whore pregnant or get some sort of aids instead of masturbating two times in a night and feeling almost the same pleasure


Seems like society is decaying moe everyday, more brainwashd people walking on the streets and normals that don't know the truth about most things, while blindly following what society tells them to do like the ants they fucking are.


Sorry but the only thing that could fix the world right now is a damn WW3 with a couples of nukes here and there and a flush of chemical weapons running around to redpill everyone about the current situation and actually get shit done.

All i see right now are just homos and pussies looking down to their iphones.
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I'm interested in taking dancing lessons, but I'm only 5'7" (and I live in the Netherlands).

Girls will only resent me for being shorter than them, right?
I'd rather not dance, than dance while my partner despises it/feels ashamed...
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Are you daft? That's one of the best ways to get girls. Those 5'2" south american salsa dancers get pussy like mad.
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Mate if you join a dance class and aren't a complete weirdo you'll have girls all over you
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>>38517905
>Girls will only resent me for being shorter than them, right?
yeah basically.
>Netherlands
to be fair, Dutch women are like 5'7" or less. still a manlet but they won't exactly be craning their necks to look down at you.

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>you will never fuck a hole deep into the planet's crust
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Any of you have a non-childhood chick friend that actually put in effort towards being friends with you as opposed to treating you like an orbiter no matter how many checks you kept in palce?
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Sort of, I refused to be her friend (brother) which made us real distant and she hated me, but eventually she let me dry hump her twice in my bed and truck and let me suck on her tits. After that she blocked me on Facebook and text messaging and never heard from her again, been like 7-8 months I think since I ever heard anything from her.

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>He has the virgin facial expressions when in public
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>he goes out in public
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>he goes out in the first place
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>>38423989
The only expression I have is the death inside me.

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Serious question

Origami
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>>38423963
I take satire and satirical posting very seriously.
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>>38423963
Depends on when people are being serious.
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no seriously serious answers only

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Recently I've been having dreams that I'm in love with a girl and they love me back, but we're not in a relationship and just kinda act bashful.

When I wake up I realize she doesn't exist and I wish that I was still asleep.

Why must my subconscious torture me so? Do any of you have dreams like this?

please ignore the ifunny watermark, it was the best meme I had for this thread
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YOU COULDVE JUST CROPPED THE IMAGE YOU FAGGOT
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>>38423966
Is this acceptable, anon?
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I don't dream about relationships, I don't think I'm able to come up with a scenario when I'm in one. My sex dreams are just about me pulling down girls' underwear.

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Is it really worth focusing your life on finding a gf? Most of us are ugly and socially retarded anyways. This is all naturally selection. If you're on this board, hell even this website, chances are you won't ever reproduce. Maybe it's for the best that we let the chads win, so their grandchildren's grandchildren will be taller, stronger, more handsome. We're doomed to be like this forever
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>>38423924
still better than masturbating 24/7 to tranny porn and smoking crack
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>>38423924
Is it really worth focusing your life on finding a gf? Women are manipulative, terrible to be around, would cuck you without a second thought, and have ruined the world in which you live.

Fixed.

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Would you enjoy some sopa de macao with a Brazilian?
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>>38423904
>Would you enjoy some sopa de macao with a Brazilian?
Nah I'm vegan

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humorous venom edition
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original version

ori
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>>38424212
intuitive version
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>>38423872
fucking lmfao

imagine the dude saying, "forward arrow" out loud. fucking lmfao

>tfw no doo doo diarrhea gf
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>You're very cute
>I think you're very cute
Which one is better? The first I feel implies that it is generally accepted that the person is cute. its like a fact. The second one I feel sounds more personal, and kind of implies a more "they might not think you're cute, but I do," kinda thing. Which do you think carries more weight?
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They're the same. Any difference will come down to nonverbal communication
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>>38423778
The fact that you're thinking this far into it is the same reason neither of these will work.
Little shit like that isn't what gets you women, they either like you right away and there's not really much you can do to fuck it up (i.e. be a chad or extremely funny) or you have to cultivate a relationship from long term exposure in the form of friends or acquaintances.
Agonizing over little bits like this keeps you from seeing the bigger picture. It's all about how you handle relationships. One of my friends says the most autistic shit possible, and isn't that attractive, but he still gets women because he's good at being a likable person.

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>he watches virgin movies
>he listens to virgin music
>he plays virgin games
>he uses virgin phones
>he uses virgin computers
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>he flies virgin airlines
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>he uses virgin boards
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>>38517896
>he uses virgin computer software

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There is no scientific evidence that women exist yet you still choose to believe.

You naive cuck
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>>38423749

you're right I AM blacked
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Oh fuck you're right. Tell us more Mr. egg man
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>>38423749
well the way i live my life, they don't exist

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Hey /r9k/. I'm a guy who has spent almost his entire life on various Internet forums, imageboards, IRC channels, and chats of various nature. Ask me anything you'd like in relation to online culture, different imageboards, etc. I've never really had a meta discussion about this, so let's have one.
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What was the community you enjoyed the most?
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>>38517900
I enjoyed and still enjoy lainchan the most, but with the recent drama that has been happening between appleman and kalyx, I don't think it'll stay that way. I really enjoyed this small-medium forum for Internet raiding too, but it died now.
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>>38517882
Have you got doxxed? Or caught by another person?
>>38517922
My nigga

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