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What is a BB gun Alex?

>>36717436
On the off chance that this is real why did you think it was a good idea to rob a store .

>admitting to a felony on a korean cooking forum

wat

>>36717428
too often mate

>>36717428
It involves me going back in time to various points of my life and fighting me and beating the fuck out of me
It would have hardend me up and made me an expontentially more skilled martial artist

Yeah but I just imaging killing my mom so I never had to make any decisions in the first place

I dunno what the average intelligence of a robot would be, but most seem fairly smart, just misguided. If you have the time, you could do training for a year or more for a more skilled job. Keeping no skill jobs around just so people have jobs isn't a good thing, and most likely everything will eventually be fully automated including doctors, farmers, things like that. Also UBI/welfare while you train for a job. It's better to let people decide what they want to do instead of being forced into a low skill job, since most people would eventually just get tired of doing nothing/not contributing if they eventually realize and feel like society is worth contributing to.

>>36717477
what's a good skill to learn

>>36718037
building robots probably

Shitty marketing by Hawaiians and other Pacific Islanders to sell their garbage fruit.

>>36717403
For butt stuff? It smells nice.

>>36717403
I used to but i found other cheaper substitutes. Wait... we were talking about the same usage... right..?

>>36717380
in soviet russia, wage, cucks you.
let that sink in for a second

The coffee doesn't work anymore.

yup got me bout 20,000 saved up in wages, the fuck u got?

>>36717344

hi friend x4

>>36717344
I am, but what is this place?

>>36717370
It's a cemetery I wander around at night.

Does it count as losing if someone refutes your points and you just close the browser tab?

>>36717323
I've lost maybe 2 or 3 times but I'm pretty good at arguing.

>>36717323
>arguing with strangers on a north korean farming website is worth a damn thing

>>36717311
strike that, reverse it!

why would you say "but" ? lazy isn't a redeeming quality for a dumb person. it should be dumb and lazy

>>36717470

And that's why he's fucking dumb.

>>36717307
I can't. been wondering the same thing. i know quite a few ""disabled"" people through relatives and friends. sure they're retarded people lacking morals and some stuff but there's no good reason they can't do a simple job or two. they dont act up unless there's some social worker around. instead they get a ton of money, buy the most expensive groceries they can, get free housing, own at least one car, and still proceed to cheat the system as much as they can while complaining about half of it. they're pretty consistent that way. they're a bother to people, and the system that 'helps' them is also a bother to the normal people.

as a healthy male I can't even touch half of their "income" by working all week. substract a car, a house, and taxes from that (taxes that go to the disability fucks as well) and I wonder why I'm even playing along with the system's game. either fuck people over or get fucked over, why not go for it if you've got a shot, OP ?

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>>36717307
Go fucking kill yourself, how about that

>>36717307
First time assessment I was taken off it due to apparently speaking well and being presentable going against being autistic.

By the time I'm due for reassessment I won't have to fake shit as a consequence of the cartilage in my knees vanishing at an alarming rate.

I can't lie, I enjoy part time work, but the thought of having to endure the mental stress of dealing with people full time until the day I die or retire scares me.

Change your personality.

>memes
>miimu

wrong

>>36717204
I know what you mean, and ask yourself this
>what if your body just isn't meant to walk
You try as hard as you can until you think any mite effort will break you.
Then you give up and learn to cope.

I hope one day I will meet a girl like me, that wants to build something nice.

I don't think so though, based on hoe lonely I've felt, the sum of my years

Nobody wants to let a loser who doesn't have a job and manages to turn his entire family against him living with them.

>>36717185
Additionally, I'm open to any and every form of advice except "beg forgiveness and try to stay there" because it's absolutely not an option.

I was planning to go to college in the fall, but because my parents had been paying for it (as well as were going to pay for it the rest of the time), I'm absolutely unprepared to attempt to pay for it myself, and I don't even know where to begin with student loans or any of that shit, but going to college while working part time is almost certainly going to be my best bet, I think. I'm just not sure what to do until then, on top of being clueless about how to make it happen.

>>36717223
What state/area do you live in?

Just go with it

original recipe

>>36717166
date her and make her jealous


fuck the other girls feelings desu

>>36717166
>Date the friend
>Fuck the friend
>have amazing sex
>friend tells crush about amazing sex
>slowly sabotage your relationship with friend
>friend breaks up with you
>go after qt crush
>Fuck her brains out

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i am so fucking tired of you bong faggots with your /brit/ generals on every fucking board

>>36717146
Should be a Sexy Kev Missionary Edition tbqhwyl

>>36717167
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozqfOzqMvlQ

no, but it is more prevalent and diagnosed in first world countries because of higher expectations from family, society and friends. people in first world countries can also actually afford counseling, therapy and such.

>>36717109
>people in first world countries can also actually afford counseling, therapy and such.
This. I'm a very depressed guy from 2nd world country and prices here are enormous. I'd very much like to get in therapy and fix myself but i cant afford it.

>>36717175
What is a 2nd world exactly?

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If you live in NYC or LA, you see 8s and 9s all the time desu. Also in South America, idk about anywhere else never been to Yurop or Asia.

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Probably because of how the question is phrased. "out of 0, how hot is she?" If you give a 5, you could also say she is only 50% perfect physically speaking. Not very flattering sounding.
Also, men are programmed to stick it into as many women as possible to maximize reproductive success. Because of this, standards are lower than they should be

It's because the 1-10 system is literally never used properly. This means if you actually true to use it properly people will misunderstand and, in this case, get mad.

The real message to take home is that rating people is entirely pointless anyway.