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Hey /r9k/.
I see a lot of threads about traps sharing ways to look more feminine/younger.
But I'm a cis female who wants to look feminine/younger. I'm in my mid-20s.
Is that possible? I don't think I can take hormones as a biological female without putting my body at risk.

I've tried to ask this elsewhere but maybe this board is the only one that will actually try to help.

Thank you.
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Ask /adv/.

Also you know people will ask for pictures first for requests like this one.
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>>34118545
Getting cummed in and on makes your skin smoother and younger looking
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>>34118545
>But I'm a cis female who wants to look feminine/younger

take HRT

it will make you girlier maybe who knows lmao

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>tfw this fucking website has completely formed your personality

I'm a living meme
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>>34118533
>unironically start referring to women as roasties

just kill me
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>>34118570
How do we get out of here? I'm having too much fun but i know this place is not healthy for your mental well being

FUCK THIS SHIT REEEEEEEEEEE
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>>34118533
>>34118570
This website is a blessing to the white male human populis and anyone saying otherwise is a cuck
Also, frogposting

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Have you ever knocked someone the fuck out?
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>>34118510
I BTFO ppl on the internet all the time
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>>34118526
>I BTFO ppl on the internet all the time
So, no?
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>>34118532
>>34118526
>So, no?
KTFO

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Nigger moved into the dorm next door where a cute blonde girl used to live (all dorms in my building are singles). In 30 minutes he's been here he's already confirmed a lot of stereotypes.

>loud
>ebonics
>trying to get a booty call
>playing rap music very loudly

My school is only 3% nigger which somehow makes this even worse.

Wat do?
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Wear an Assassins Creed hoodie and a Trump cap, put a trump sign on your door and an America flag out the window. Go to /k/, learn how to funs. Invite the local Trump/Republican support chapter to your place, watch as shit goes down.

Alternatively, find latino friends.
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>ebonics

Whatdidhemeanbythis
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>>34118601
>all hell naw
>muhfugga

other shit like this

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What's the big deal about getting raped? Why do women make such a GIANT deal about it?

"Oh my God, somebody had sex with me and I didn't want them to". The vast majority of rapes aren't:

>'6'6 280 lbs nigger bashes my face in and then pillages my anus in a dark alley'

either. Instead, they are:

>'my boyfriend or beta orbiter had sex with me when I didn't want them to or I was drunk and regretted it

There are so many worse things that can happen than somebody putting their penis in your vagina without permission. If I was hanging out with my best friend playing video games and suddenly he held me down and raped my ass, I'd say, that's unpleasant because I'm not a homo and I probably wouldn't play video games with him anymore but jesus christ its not that big of a deal, its just my butthole.
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>posts a picture of women group crying over someone they don't know not winning the presidency
>asks why they might make a big deal about being raped
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>>34118548

>implying they aren't crying because it's now open season for them to get grabbed by the pussy
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>>34118480
>If I was hanging out with my best friend playing video games and suddenly he held me down and raped my ass, I'd say, that's unpleasant because I'm not a homo and I probably wouldn't play video games with him anymore but jesus christ its not that big of a deal, its just my butthole.

Ok you had a point but that's just gay as fuck. I would fucking kill him in that situation.

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Whenever I'm out in public and I see a girl I think is cute or attractive, the first thought that comes to my mind is an image of her sucking my dick. Without fail it will be the first thoguht before anything else.

Is this normal?
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>>34118478
not really, but it's not something you need therapy for.
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>>34118478
>Is this normal?
not its not fami


I want to see my cum dripping out of your asshole tbqhonest
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Or when she has a boyfriend and sit there staring at her getting lost in your thoughts wondering how she moans during sex and/or if she ever had a dick in her mouth or face full of cum

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My oneitis glanced at me today
>in class
>have surprising good singing voice I think it's possible Chad could just be saying that so he can laugh at me
>friend starts singing take me to church
> I join in and inevitably get carried away
>end up booming the chorus
>I look around and I'm getting looks from every one
> crush glanced up at me from her notes
Who else here literally Chad
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>>34118477
IF A GIRL ACKNOWLEDGES YOU FOR ANY GOOD REASON YOU ARE A NORMEI AND NEED TO GET OFF THIS BOARD RIGHT NOW REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>34118477
>friends
>uninhibited enough to start singing in the middle of class
You should leave this place, for your own good.
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>>34118477
>My oneitis glanced at me today
congrats bud :)

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I wish I could hug a qt gril
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>>34118448
They dont want to hug us anon.
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>>34118448
I can almost smell her
sigh
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I wish I could hug and cuddle a qt guy. I'd hug you if I could, anon.

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Where do you aim to disconnect the brain stem? Where else can you shoot to make sure you die no matter what medical attention you get?
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>>34118413
Probably the base of the skull, where the spine begins, because you'd have removed anyway your heart could keep pumping blood and your lungs expanding, meaning that even if they did control the bleeding your brain wouldn't get any oxygen anymore.
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angle towards the top of your mouth at the back of your throat.

or use a shotgun with 00 buckshot. that's a no fail. but will make a huge mess
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>>34118413
Up the arm. Make sure its enough though.

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Do your IRL friends know about your URL friends?

To us it may be the norm, but normies don't meet people from the internet. It's for people who are socially inept irl. Do you stop yourself from talking about URL acquaintances to IRL friends in case they ask how you met? If they do, do you tell them you met on a mongolian fishing forum or do you make up a cover?

Embarrassing or no?
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what the fuck is URL
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>>34118436
what do you think genius

internet people
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>>34118589
but IRL means in real life

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If you can't get girl pussy, can you get boy pussy?
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I mean, at least they are horny all the time, right?
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Pretty cute guy. Source?
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>>34118416
a psychology student is a fag, no one is surprised

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What are you doing this comfy Friday anon?
I'm going to watch some Peaky Blinders and play FFXIV while it snows a lot outside.
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I'm going to lie in my bed, play Pokemon Leaf Green and eat chocolate.
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>>34118371
What starter did you pick?
Balbasaur is my favorite starter.
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>>34118434
Bulbasaur is my favorite starter too, I generally like the plant type starters. This time I wanted to try something new and picked charmander

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I've developed turbo autism and love these, will post some from the last thread.
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>>34118290
orignau
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Same, I actually made a DnD style one for myself on Tabletop Simulator. It's nice to get lost in your own little world rather than try and accept the ass-awful reality around us all
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>>34118409
I also like it for inspiration, I've got some ideas for screenplays

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How would you like your gf to dress?
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in diapers
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>>34118281
like a basic bitch tbqhonest
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>>34118281
Like every weather is sweater weather

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So is this failed actor/comedian literally just 'Chad: The Political Commentator'? I remember back in 2012 when he was still a nobody who got his ass beat by some old union worker and repeatedly called out for being an idiot by The Amazing Atheist. The rise of the SJWs have done wonders for his career or else he'd be irrelevant.
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>>34118179
Yeah, that's the thing about tradcons. They're only appealing when their opponent is literal scum.
If lefties kept their radicals in check they wouldn't be doing anywhere near as well with the wider public.
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>>34118179
>or else he'd be irrelevant
No shit. People that do this only exist to point out how ridiculous political correctness has gotten. Otherwise they'd be doing other things.
You're hating him for the stupid reasons.
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>>34118440
I hate him because he's a talentless hack and the conservative equivalent of a SJW.

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