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ITT : How many times have you fapped in a single day? 2017-09-03 12:52:04 Post No.39490515
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ITT : How many times have you fapped in a single day?
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Hey robots!
How many times have you guys fapped in a single day? Was it consecutive or did you take breaks?
My record is 4 times consecutively, after I found hot pictures of my crush.
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>>39490515
32.
It was when i found one awsome porn game on the internet. It was 100% free so i couldnt stop
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>>39490549
did it work on all devices?
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When I was 14 I once came over 10 times without stopping stimulation, whole ordeal was about 2-3 hours, I passed out by the end of it.
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>had a lucid dream
>"spawned" a loli
>got kinky with her
>wake up the moment I try to insert penor
Why can't I be happy even in my dreams?
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Sometimes it feels like the only reason I have this penis is to spoil my best dreams
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>>39490498
Cause ur a sick pedo fuck
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OP post lucid dreaming experience. Like what method you used to lucid dream, and how it felt when you figured out you was dreaming.
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EXPOSED: Google’s Entire Protocol To Censor Alternative Media 2017-09-03 12:47:48 Post No.39490467
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EXPOSED: Google’s Entire Protocol To Censor Alternative Media
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2017-09-03 12:47:48
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You know that Google censoring shit that pisses off the Alt Right? Censoring racist and nationalist material online? Funny, right? NO!
They will now come after the soldiers of the beta uprising. They will censor women hate threads. This includes tinder experiments and all that. We need to join the Alt Right in fighting them.
https://archive.fo/33UZk
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No more of these...
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>>39490467
No thanks scum.
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>>39490720
i'll never understand those tinder threads. it's an app for finding people to fuck, thats it, the words don't matter. the only words that matter are 'no hook ups' which is a polite way of saying 'if you are ugly i'm not going to fuck you'
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Pyongyang
Population: 2,581,076
What will happen after US unnavoidably replaces it with a mushroom cloud?
How will the world change when that happens?
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>>39490442
China will fuck up the US
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>>39490442
If it can't even kill a tree how is it going to kill my tree house built out of many trees
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>>39490629
Like this, but with your house instead
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Is coming to the us
Don't say you weren't warned
https://youtu.be/_ovPp2fVgvs
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Please post more tiddies
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>>39490434
Why are you spamming this guy's youtube videos so much? Are you him?
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>>39490434
I didn't even watched the video but I wanna fuck Siri so fucking badly
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>tfw you don't even derive that much pleasure out of sex and 9/10 partners you've had sex with you didn't cum from sex and had to finish yourself off
>one time that I came was a blow job from a cute chubby girl. It was amazing because I finally actually jizzed through sex.
I don't know what my problem is but Id like to fix it. Im trying nofap but maybe me jerking off everyday since 5th grade more or less has made my penis permanently desensitized
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Latent homosexuality
Oreeeeeginal
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>>39490494
Yeah I thought that too but something tells me I wouldn't cum or be excited with gay sex either. Might fuck this one dtf tranny though to test out the hypothesis
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>>39490386
Go see a sexologist or something
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>Be 20 yo fembot
>Only date ugly/beta guys
>Physical attraction isn't important as long as we have mutual interests
>Tall muscle hunk Chad comes along, he likes me
>Realize that I can get better guys
>Dump beta boyfriend for Chad instead
>No mutual interests but who cares lol
>Ugly/beta guys now disgust me. I don't even want them as friends
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this post was written by a male
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Wew lad, huge hook and no bait on it
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>>39490383
weak bait bro, try harder next time
>be me
>hanging out with friend s and oneitis was there as usual
>I'm a little alpha when near her
>sitting at the bench with her
>placing my feet on her lap as a foot rest (she lets me do this)
>about 1 hour in oneitis made a joke about me
>I jokingly slapped her with my foot
>clearly disgusted she was weirded out throughout the day
>tfw I have ruined my relationship with her
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>>39490345
>muh bff oneitis
When will you people LEARN? You think the things you read on here, what, aren't real? That thousands of other people haven't gone through this and wished they'd known better?
YOU WILL RECEIVE NO SYMPATHY FROM ME
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>>39490345
you fucking retard why did you slap a girl with your stinky feet jesus christ you should have at least done it on her ass
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>>39490345
wait wait wait.
i'm gonna need to know anon...
did you slapped her face?
> wakeup by noise at night and she is stealing your shit
what do
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>steal her face
>preserve it in formaldehyde
>wear it
maybe now chad will like me
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tackle her, grab her wrists, and sit on top of her while bending her arms back
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>>39490312
Tackler her then shit in her mouth.
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You're walking home from the convenience store and see this 2017-09-03 12:30:32 Post No.39490296
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You're walking home from the convenience store and see this
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>Hey, what's your name?:)
>Umm, my boyfriend Tyrone isn't giving me enough attention, and you're cute. Would you be down to lay in bed and watch Netflix?
What would you do, be honest
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>>39490296
Ask her if she wants my kidneys
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God I hope Tyrone is a really old Irish guy
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>>39490296
>Ok
>We watch Tom and Jerry
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tfw i dress up in lingerie and crossdress for guys on omegle
ama
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>>39490284
why the sad penguin?
do you feel sad about doing this?
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>>39490339
nah just kinda guilty desu
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Why haven't you posted pics yet? Do you like it when people tell you to, you fucking faggot?
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>send girl a picture of myself
>she stops replying
who else /ugly/ here? enjoying being invisible bros?
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>>39490271
Post pic of yourself please
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kek
>>39490285
also this
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fucking do it OP
>no balls
you won't
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Are you impressed with this display?
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>>39490242
yes absoultely yes
I just cum twice to this
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>>39490242
Looks like a funding gorilla my kek
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Are those the new Adidas Boosts?
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What is your reason for living robots?
I have been fucked by life so many times over that my mental asshole is now one big gaping cavern but whatever anxiety we might feel today its not as bad as the world of warhammer 40k where a citizen can be born a poor factory worker living on the allowance provided by the city and be reanimated as a brain dead cyborg used for whatever desires of the upper echalon of the imperium. I have a fascination for the lore of warhammer 40k and I have been investing a considerable amount of time reading the novels and playing the video games and researching about the world itself the board games are too much of an invesment for me but I am satisfied with what I have and will be thankful for being born in a world where dank memes are prominent, rick and morty is a thing and I won't get killed for having a cold because the government thinks you can and will start a plague
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God I love Warhammer 40K lore.
Somewhere out in this vast construct of space and time, the imperium is fighting an eternal war against endless hordes of demons and aliens. You're a man of good taste, OP.
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You know WH40K senpai, this should keep you from offing yourself.
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>>39490221
one reason to live is to see the Space Wolves be used as much in vidya as the Ultramarines are
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I've got my life pretty sorted out.
Any of you depressed outcasts got any questions just ask and I will answer how I can.
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If I don't get any responses then I will assume you all just don't want the answers to life. In which case I have no sympathy for you.
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>>39490180
>I've got my life pretty sorted out.
tl;dr your life
Also how do you maintain motivation for self improvement?
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>>39490234
Your answers are highly unlikely to be applicable to me, or are something I am already doing.