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No matter what we do, we cant win. Robots hold me. I can't handle this anymore. Fucking staceys now have free reign over calling the police on us robots.
REEEE WE DONT DESERVE THIS PAIN
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how things have changed...

Hooter's handbook from the early 2000s

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/so-you-wanna-be-hooters-girl
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>>35199671
>a robot takes a date to Hooters

I can totally see it.
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>taking a gril to hooters on a first date
seriously, what kind of retard does this?

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>falling for the "transition" meme
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>>35199576
>cum get ye cock sucked eh heh heh

What do you do?
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>>35199606
Run

Oregonali
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>>35199576
I bet the guy in the picture also fell for the give-blowjobs-at-the-truck-stop-meme and the meth meme.

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I'm going to save the world someday.
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the only way to save the world is to cleanse the world
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anyone else daydreamed of a shooter entering your school and you bravely attacking him, either killing or disarming him when he was just about to kill your crush and then you two living happily ever after?
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>>35199728
Yes, I have had extremely similar fantasies, including being held hostage in a bank with my crush for hours, getting all the men in the bank together, and figuring out a plan to kill the criminals and free everyone, and carrying out the plan with them. I'd get shot in the battle, but I'd make a full recovery, and she'd visit me in the hospital.

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am i the only one who wishes i could just live at night and have a comfy nightshift and have a tight group of 3 or 4 friends that sleep during the day and we could all just chill out at night and do things together why should i live if i cant ever have that
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>>35199439
Just get a night shift job and the rest will follow through unless you're unlikeable which is possible.
>starting shift right now but can sleep on the job anyway
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>>35199550

Or unless your boss makes you work 14+ hour shifts because he likes to come in late in the mornings.
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>>35199550
>Just get a night shift job and the rest will follow through unless you're unlikeable
>unless you're unlikeable

off my board

your problems are your delusions
there are people in worse conditions than you in the world
you have shelter, food, health? you are golden
you dont? work for them
rest is? bullshit

also save your smart ass counter arguments

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VaRO5-V1uK0
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I never disagreed with you in the first place, OP, that's why I'm a happy NEET.
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>>35199464
thats nice

bump
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>>35199434
It's irevellant if you have good life standarts or not when you fail in life since you are simply not good enough for society that you live in.You feel isolated and depressed for like.What is with this meme anyway?People always crave for something greater in life.We always want something that we dont have.

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>Be literally autistic
>Meet girl on dating site who has Asperger's too
>We click very well, she said talking to me made her day
>Talk for another day, and we decide to meet on the third day
>Neither of us have ever connected so well with another person in such a short amount of time
>Actually looking forward to meeting another human being for once
>We have a nice time hanging out
>Before she leaves, she hugs me and says we should meet again soon
>5 hours pass and I send her a text
>She stops replying after a few minutes
>It's been almost an entire day and she still hasn't responded

What the hell, m8s. Does this mean she isn't interested anymore? But why would she hug me and tell me she wanted to meet again?
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1. Normies get oute REEE le XD
2. She's probably just busy or something
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>>35199437

I wish I was a normie. :^) Guess I'll try texting her again, if she's just busy.
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>It's been almost an entire day and she still hasn't responded
If I know autistic people, and I do because I have it, she's probably doing something more interesting than dating like shitposting on 4chan.

>>35200068
Don't do that, texting more than once is beta as fuck. Just leave it and wait until she replies.

How do I learn to enjoy my 20's? I'm 21 and have the freedom to do things I haven't been able to because I wasn't old enough, but all I do is go to class, go to my part time job, and shitpost at home.
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>>35199295
That's what life is anon
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>>35199295
>I have the freedom
Nice meme. You're technically allowed, but that means nothing without money.
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You have to spend 1-2 hours after work having fun. What is work-life balance? Certainly not what they say it is.

Welcome to adulthood.

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Does anybody else on here have OCD?
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>>35199286
No, and I seriously think that OCD fags are just faking it or retarded
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>>35199324
I'm definitely not faking it, I'm not to sure about the retarded part though
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>had severe OCD as a kid
>constantly made rituals that I would have to follow
>had to take certain steps on my way to school every day
>checked on things hundreds of times no matter how sure I was they turned off
>everything had to be symmetrical, like if I itched one part of my body, I had to itch the other side as well
>if somebody touched me, I absolutely HAD to touch them back
>would undergo a complete anxiety attack if I failed to do any of these
>frequently made fun of by parents and friends, no one understood what I was doing, including myself
>felt horrible all the time because I thought I was going to be like this for the rest of my life
>also had hoarding tendencies and couldn't throw away anything if I had it on me more than a couple minutes
>out of nowhere symptoms disappear after a couple years
>now I'm the least OCD person I know, not bothered by shit that even bothers normies

Felt so good to be free of that shit.

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TWENTY-TWENTY-TWENTY FOUR HOURS TO GO I WANNA BE SEDATED
NOTHIN' TO DO AND NO WHERE TO GO-O-OH I WANNA BE SEDATED
JUST GET ME TO THE AIRPORT PUT ME ON A PLANE
HURRY HURRY HURRY BEFORE I GO INSANE
I CAN'T CONTROL MY FINGERS I CAN'T CONTROL MY BRAIN
OH NO NO NO NO NO
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bah bah bah bah bahbah bah bah bah

I wanna be sedated.
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>>35199236
twenty twenty twenty four niggers to go

i wanna be BLACKED
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>>35199236
Why are you posting mom rock?

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Porn has failed me
Nothing excites me anymore, nothing makes me horny, I tried everything, shemales, sissy, gay, incest, cuckold, interracial everything, wrote my own stories, managed tumblr blogs with my fantasies in them, let my dog lick my penis, anal play and even animal porn, but I find nothing interesting anymore, since finding a partner is impossible, can you guys help me? Some new kind of porn? Some advice? I tried the no fap challenge and endured 2 month, no results, just black cum, so guys, help me
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Help me /r9k/
orregnanooo
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ya'll muthufukas need kek
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>>35199395
If kek has new kinds of porn I'm fine

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I've noticed women wearing these more often now. What do they mean by this?
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>>35199132
Why does anyone wear something they like? Because they like it.
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I dont man but it looks good on them they should keep wearing it
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>>35199132
>I love sucking cock and wish my dad had molested me
>but how do I make everyone know?

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Being a Daddy Dom: What it means to Me: What I know. its about humiliation and control. Those are the roots of the feelings for me. Its blushy. There is Intensity, vulnerability, and lust in knowing She has lost control of something I should absolutely and definitely have control over.
The right to control HER own orgasms, access to HER tender bits, when and where to use the bathroom. All trophies of independence.

Its in my indignation, her embarrassment, and her reluctance that her arousal spawns. She is at all times a little girl with indignities placed upon me.

Ask for my skype or on here if you are a girl or lesbian. Daddy is waiting for you, punkin. Let me control your mind and body into another dimension beyond your wildest dreams.
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>>35199130
Why the fuck are you on this board literally go to soc you faggot get off this board fuckin faggot
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>punkin
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>>35199130
wew it's that tripfag kek

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>INTPs who shift to being INFPs
Why does this happen so often?
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>>35199102
I float between the two, it's weird
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>>35199102
INTP realises that they will never find a girl.
BOOM INFP
This is slowly happening to me too. How do I find a girl as an INTP who is a 3/10 with stupidly high standards?
>Hard Mode - I don't become rich
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>>35199102
>ballbusting
glad someone understands

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My life is pretty awful and it is slowly but surely getting even worse, how about yours?
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Depression is in full swing, everyday feels as pointless as the last, I have no goals or people that I care about in my life.

At least we're not alone here.
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Too tired to an hero. Feels pointless to live and everything is a chore. Haven't progressed in my hobbies for months despite trying my hardest. Why do I even bother...
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>>35199764
>spend all of my NEET hours playing vidya trying to be good
>still get destroyed by normies who don't bother practicing and just play casually

WHY AM I SO FUCKING BAD AT EVERYTHING I DO REEEEEE

Post what you consider to be a 10/10
>tfw no balk bf
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>>35199065
just looks like an average slav
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>>35199065
>posting a picture of yourself
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Posting some qtp2t pics
1/????

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