>hiya anon! Waddya t-think of my new hairdo? Pretty qt, r-right?
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>>37097804
Honestly I find your whole look displeasing to the eye. Please stop getting in the way of my vision or I will be forced to remove you by force.
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>>37097804
Only my gf can pull off that look, bitch
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>>37097804
>implying i talk to anyond
Thanks for the encouragement
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YOU! Yes, (You), I know why you're always coming back to this site. It's the drug. That little blip of dopamine you get when you see that red (You). Well guess what? We all want it. This is the thread where we all get to share (You)'s with each other and spread the dopamine.
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am i a good boy
Orillia
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>>37097774
(You)
Artistically
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>>37097656
can I get a job at shutterstock or dreamstime as a person who is in those pictures
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Pulled prank on friend, now she wants me out of her house 2017-05-18 05:36:18 Post No.37097469
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Pulled prank on friend, now she wants me out of her house
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>live with friend, her boyfriend, and a random
>home alone
>see that friend left her computer on and that her boyfriend is logged into Facebook
>his profile picture is a picture of him and friend
>photoshop picture so it's my face on friend's body cuddling next to the boyfriend
>change relationship status so that is says that he is dating me and not dating friend
>wait for comments or a call for hilarity to ensue
>the boyfriend remotely locks me out of the Facebook and changes the page back to normal
>boyfriend and friend come home asking what the fuck I was thinking
>tell them I just wanted to make a joke
>none of them were entertained by it and tell me they no longer wish to live with me
>have a few weeks to find another home or have to live with step-mom
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>>37097469
They're uptight, aren't they? Though I imagine your behavior outside of this event has something to do with it.
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They're just pulling a prank on you now.
The punchline is you being homeless.
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>>37097469
They are so full of themselves that they can not perceive it as a joke but as you having some kind of rapey creepy emotions for the boyfriend and will murder them all
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>one of the stacies i know had a "rare pepe" themed 21st birthday
O H M Y F U C K I N G R E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E
Why do they think they can do this?!
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>>37097415
Stace-pepe
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God I feel sick.
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I'm done. Bye 4 chan
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When is the point of no return for graduating university? I feel like a freak being 23 in uni classes when everyone else is younger
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Until your credits start expiring, it's not too late for you.I graduated at 25
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>>37097353
Oh, stop whining, I'm 29 (30 next month) and I'm still in university. Just deal with it until graduation. I still have 2 more years to go, but it's better than being a hospital janitor for the rest of my life.
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>>37097353
I'm 30 and I'm starting my BA...
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ITT: Only the most perfect of fembots
...Oops! No one is quite as perfect as cindy, aka yungimouto-chan
sofi my darling, unblock me!
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I remember talking to her in IRC. She was really nice, and I was quite rude to her. I feel bad about it. I hope she's doing well. I wonder if things with Spooks worked out. I hope so!
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>>37097283
Oh, and I hope she quit smoking, too!
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>>37097283
he was not good to her, i hope she got away
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Is JoJo's Bizarre Adventure any good?
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No. Sword art online is the supreme anime
>people will unironically deny this
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>>37097110
I prefer parts 1 & 2 over the rest of the series but yeah
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>>37097110
Fuck yeah it is. It's difficult once you get sucked in though, the meme database is fucking massive.
It has these things going for it:
>Well thought out fights
It's like chess matches but with more punching.
>interesting characters
The Jojos themselves are pretty great, but man Araki knows how to build up a supporting cast.
>Lively settings
It's a globehopping series, gives it a lot of charm.
>Dio
DIO
>>37097202
You don't like [S T A N D S]?
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Do you guys think I'm cute? 2017-05-18 05:06:57 Post No.37097069
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Do you guys think I'm cute?
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Been feeling really down lately, do you guys like me?
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>>37097069
post face, only then will we know
your body is nice though
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>>37097069
>tattoo
other than that ya pretty qt
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>>37097069
No, you're acting like a whore.
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I have a dream of being an enabler for an Otaku web girl.
I want to buy all her figurines, dakis, posters and weeb food.
I also want to be the one who works all day and brings home the bacon while she does nothing but sit at home and play games.
I'll care for her, buy her treats, give her massages. I wanna spoil the shit out of her and shower her in my love and affection.
She'll never ever have to get a job or work! I'll do everything for her!
Do you think if I look hard enough I'll find an otaku girl like that though?
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You could call me that but I'm not sure about all that stuff.
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>>37096755
What is it you're unsure of?
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>>37096778
I don't really like being spoiled. I prefer to keep my distance from people in real life.
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If you believe even one of these pledges, you deserve to die.
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>>37096686
Time to line up those goddamn eurofags
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Wagecucks are deluded lmao. Mr shekelstein loves a compliant wagecuck.
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>the world is not fair
>i believe all people are created equal
really makes you think
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If you're a true robot, don't even bother posting your story or asking for help on here, it's full of normies and under-age kids who can't actually relate to you or understand what your life has been like. They're just failed normies or cyborgs who project their own experiences and understanding of life onto you because they cannot comprehend anyone living any other way. This is why these places are useless.
If you actually want someone to discuss your pointless existence just go find a psychologist who has experience with robots, trust me, they exist, there are some psychologist out there that actually wont just give you the same old meme advice they give to """"depressed"""" normies - in fact if you're actually a robot they might even recommend autism bux.
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Bumping for the truth.
Fuck this place.
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>>37096348
implying my ego would ever allow me to open up to a therapist to the degree required that it would actually benefit me
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>>37096348
>the therapy meme
>ever
not today, sonny jim
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who here thinks he's a qt?
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>>37096325
i actually used to put strawberry jelly on my taint while thinking about him. so yeah. me.
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>>37096325
i always thought he was super attractive but whenever I asked girls they said "eww no." i think he's hot in a weird girly but manly way with those light blue eyes and feminine features but also tall with dark hair
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>>37096325
i know who you are op. i'm gonna spit in your mouth and pull your hair you cumslut.
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Women no longer need dating 2017-05-18 04:16:11 Post No.37096315
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Women no longer need dating
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Before social media, a woman could always find a willing man. Then social media and tinder came and they had a catalog of willing men to choose from. Now, as a result of this unlimited source of willing men on demand, women no longer need dating. There is no more courtship; there is no more obligation to bring something to the table. If one guy rejects her she gives him a soft next and sits back and lets the next chad in line grovel at her until his attention and resources stop flowing, ad-infinitum.
Because of social media women have been spoiled by having an unnaturally large selection that they have reduced men to a resource, moreso than men have reduced women to fuck holes. Do not fall for the personality meme because it won't get you laid. Your personality is the only resource she can extract from you on social media in the form of attention and entertainment.
>"say something creative"
>"be interesting"
Already admitting she's just here for her entertainment. Oh, you matched? She's got two chads and a sugar daddy on speed dial. She doesn't need you. You are just attention and entertainment to her. Tinder is nothing more than a scratch off lottery tickets for women: they're fun but she's hoping for her chad jackpot. That's her end goal. She will string you along with false hope of eventually giving you the honor to buy her a measly cup of coffee until she decides she wants to wait on more options.
That's modern female dating in a nutshell. Literally sit back and wait for Chad, but put up a lofty list of demands to procure the best beta entertainers. You have been reduced to nothing more than a court jester.
>"feed me pizza tee-hee"
Even the fat slobs do not even need to try to seem appealing to men, in fact they do the opposite because they know they can.
If you have never gotten laid by a half-decent woman from tinder are wasting your time. If you've ever purchased cuck points or beta boosts you need to slap yourself.
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What about the women that don't use dating sites?
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>>37096411
All social media is effectively a dating site, anon. A robot wouldn't know about "sliding in the dm's."
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>cue the fembots who will swarm in here and start calling guys virgins and neckbeards and insisting that they are different from the other women
>cue the salty redditors who will come in here and get extra bitter and claim that women are victims in modern western society
Every time.
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Why do men keep such shitty friends? Every guy I've met always has a friend who does all kinds of horrible shit to other people but they don't even care as long as he's not doing it to them
That shit would never fly among women, if a girl finds out her friend is cheating on her boyfriend or something they tell them to stop or tell them to fuck off. Girls who are shitty pretty much always hang out with each other, but men who aren't shitty always hang out with guys who are and don't even care or have any standards regarding friendship at all.
I don't understand it at all
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Why do women complain about what men do all the time, but it never stops them from getting fucked by Chad?
Really makes me think.
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Because men aren't emotional children. Your mate who fucks over people and is a piece of shit is a cool guy you play vidya with, and that's what really matters. The stories you get from knowing such a guy are fantastic. Men live and let live when it comes to eachother, no need to start some petty shit if a guy doesn't fuck with you.
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>>37096252
>Be me
>God complex
Since guys like to be superior to those around them. I stay in touch with dumb pot heads and like like just to feel better about my self. They are trash in my eyes.
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E V E R Y T I M E
>See a qt in my class
>She slightly glances at me and smiles
>I try to smile back and make eye contact but always turn away
>Just wanted to smile at her directly but I'm too shy
>Probably end up looking suspicious and creepy
>Feel like an autistic retard
E V E R Y T I M E
How do normalfags and Chads keep eye contact and smile at women?
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You just do it.
Origami.
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>>37096103
I find it incredibly hard not to be bashful and look away.
Like to the point where it's ridiculous.
There's been times when I look at women I find directly and they've told me I was making them uncomfortable or being creepy.
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It's hard for men that have never been validated before to be 'alpha' and approach women and make eye contact especially since western culture demonizes 'creeps' to an outrageous degree.
People butch online about how men won' task women out on dates or look them in the eye or talk to them anymore, it's because those guys don't want to be 'creepy' and because they lacked the ability to do those things in the first place.