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>tfw no griever gf

feels bad man

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How

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Story time faggots, I'll begin

>Im 18
>Mom forces me to go to 4th of July party of on of her Crossfit friends
>the party goes on and these two girls keep looking at me
>"i think their into me"
>realize one is the hosts daughter
>awkwardcringe.exe
>shes younger likely not 18 we'll say 16
>attractive and so is her friend
>i made a promise to get on vidya with friends that night
>for some reason this mentally becomes a priority
>anxiety rising as my mom mentions that she noticed the two girls keep checking me out
>dont know what to do
>leave early
>more than a year later i have been offered to pet sit the same house over night
>i take the offer
have way more confidence than i did then and I am staying the night at there house when I'm sitting I have been offered the daughter or the mothers bed. Should I do something like leave my number the last day with some "smooth" note? Am i dumb to think she'd still be into me?

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Do any other cutfags not produce pre-cum?

I've found evidence that I can only go lubeless because I use sweat and the skin's natural oils for "lube" to jerk off. I washed my dick pretty hard with soap yesterday and I got unusually sore from fapping after I left the shower.

So no precum or anything like that, is it normal?

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>work at Taco Bell on a night shift
>on break so chill in dining room
>see a guitar
>dining room is closed so a customer must have forgotten about their guitar
>start playing guitar to pass the time
>co-workers think I'm emo now because I was performing this song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xt1g3LCsDQ

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how hard is it to meet a girl on tinder and make her my gf

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>whole discord starts linking up on steam
>only one without it because I don't fucking do anything except wallow in the fact that I have no friends
>another lost chance

I can't even get friends online. It's hopeless.

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>Girl at work talking about how much a gamer she is
>Ask her what games she plays
>Only Call of Duty
>Ask her which one
>"There's more than one? Oh my god I have to tell my brother to get more"
Why is there no such thing as a female gamer?

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can we talk about those instances where girls went out of their way to acquaint you or generally gave something what might have been signals and you werent sure whether they were being flirty or just super friendly?
a girl in highschool used to try to talk to me everytime she saw me sitting by myself. i never kept eye contact and always made it seem as if i didnt care and often times the conversations were very null and void yet every time she was very eager to talk

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Why do some people have to make conversating so much more difficult than they need to be. It's usually people who have their guard up. It's the type of people who act all confused when you don't do something normal. The type of person that texts you, "ok?"

Or am i just autistic

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>tfw no gym gf to motivate me

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>MFW a trap with no hormones or anything can succesfully pull off a female voice

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>tfw 19yo
>tfw hair loss because this fucking summer
help me

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Who has the comfiest setup? Lets find out, share your rooms/battlestations!
Rating is encouraged.