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>lab partner asks for my steam ID after a short talk about EU IV
>remember that my second most played is dota from a former addiction I had to it
>absolute shit at it
>know he'll ask about it
What do?

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>fell for the college meme
>$100k in debt
what happens to my debt if I kill myself?

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so what the fuck are yall eatin for breakfast?
Boiled corn and toast for me

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>tfw no qt3.14 rollercoaster gf
Why live lads?

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>be me
>18 and live in Okla fucking homa
>meet a girl from Russia online
>Really beautiful and sweet
>a face I'd look at for days
>She's not a catfish and neither was I
>Video chat a lot and become good friends
>Talk mostly about mundane/funny things at first
>"If you could travel anyplace where would it be?"
>"What's the most scared you've ever been?"
>"If our countries go to war we'll protect each other :)"
>she says one day she'd like to visit Romania and she's always had an obsession with it
>we plan to visit in the summer
>Our conversations become more personal
>"Anon, what do you look for in a woman?"
>"Anon, what's your goal in life?"
>"Anon, I want kids so badly. I didn't think I wanted them when I was younger but now I see children and which I could have my own."
>"What do you fear most in life, Anon?"
>"I'm hear for you, Anon."
>I'm in Love.
>We send each other pictures of our towns and daily life
>We send each other postcards
>We both graduate and begin to plan our trip
>We plan to arrive in Bucharest the 15th of August
>"It's later here now, anon. We can plan more tomorrow. I'll dream of us and tell you about it when I wake up! Nighty!"
>next day no response.
>Next day no response.
>Send text - nothing back.
>wait a day and send another
>No response
>Wait a few more days
>"Hey! Is something wrong? It's been a while since we talked."
>wait a week.
>Decide to search up her name and her town
>Dead. Mother too. Car Crash. Drunk Driver
>Shut computer
>collapse onto bed for the rest of the day
>fall asleep
>wake up and finally am hit with emotion and I bawl for two days straight
>"I never got to tell you this but I love you. You're a sweet girl and I'll miss you. I'll send you pictures."
>Going to Romania on the 15th. Alone.
WHY DOES GOD GIVE ME SOMETHING SO PURE AND BEAUTIFUL JUST TO FUCKING TAKE HER FROM ME. THE ONE THING I FUCKING LOVE IN LIFE. TO TAKE HER FROM ME WHEN WE'RE BOTH YOUNG SO I CAN BE BITTER THE REST OF MY FUCKING LIFE

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>Oh, uhhh, anon, that was, uh, sweet of you, but I only date guys 6 feet and above, sorry hon, run along now as fast as those little legs will take you heh heh heh

wat say?

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Just a place to gather.

Why is the thread pruned?

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RIP Nick. Gone but not missed. He was a faggot.

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What are ways to die that are fun up until you die?

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Anon, do you like fast or slow music better?

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what are your sex tips robots?

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ITT: Post "men" that you would totally go gay for.

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Include but are not limited to:

>Women are a commodity, you either buy their company by being an alpha male or by paying them money either directly or indirectly
>You will never be chad no matter how much you try, the only way to take chads place is to kill him and every other man more attractive than you
>Society looks down on you because you lost the genetic lottery, you're the runt of the litter and everyone you meet knows it and is disgusted by you
>You never fit in anywhere because of this and it'll be nigh impossible for you to have a normal life like everyone else

I know it hurts. They lied to you all your life, your parents, teachers, movies, books. Almost everything they told you was a lie and it's warped your perception of what life is supposed to be.Remove emotion from the argument and look at things in a logical way. You'll never get a girlfriend who saves her virginity for you, who'll be eternally loyal and loving, who'll help you when times are tough. That girl has only ever existed in fiction. Being angry about women blowing niggers is like being angry that the wind blows a tree.

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>on family vacation
>can't fap

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And is it a normie choice like mine?