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I don't understand why you dont just lift and become Chad? Even the ugliest robot and fuck a 2/10 girl if he has a six pack.
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>>35916255
Wrong.
2/10 robot here with a six pack. Facial aesthetics is everything.
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This is a fair concern
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>>35916280
I bet you have a six pack from being sickly skinny.
>tfw ill never get to meet her
>tfw i did i would seem pathetic and then be forgotten
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i know how you feel man
sooooo much
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>>35916381
yee yeeeee yee
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>>35916230
Don'tt do that
>what job do you have?
>how bad is it? what's it pay?
>how'd you get it?
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>>35916223
>what job do you have?
factory worker
>how bad is it? what's it pay?
it's part time, and i work at night which is great. i get paid more, work less, and the hours fit my natural sleeping schedule anyway. love this job, it might be a little too good for me, i should be getting an education but i have no motivation to when i'm already living comfortably.
>how'd you get it?
i showed up.
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>>35916223
Top is more fun.
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>>35916223
>doctor
>not bad, 63k
>decades of school
>hey anon mod and dad are BARK!
>maybe tonight I can BARK your gf? [excited panting]
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Dipset
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>>35916204
You fuckers already got me to enjoy BLACKED, traps, and incest; why do you need to try and get me into bestiality?
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>>35916238
What's wrong anon? Like what you see? BARK BARK come and get your milk! BARK
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>tfw I just spent 40 minutes pacing around my room and talking to myself
Is there something wrong with me?
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>>35916170
I do that literally everyday, sometimes for over an hour if something is weighing heavily enough on me. You're just a normie.
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>>35916170
do this all the time. my brother and mom have commented on how it's kinda weird but otherwise i'm fairly normal
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>>35916197
I usually have vidya and drawing to distract me from this shit but not today.
are you out of touch with how normies live their lives?
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>>35916158
A little bit, given how those people seem to know how to make friends, get a date and shit
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>>35916216
yeah sometimes i feel the same
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>>35916158
i envy normies a lot
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does /r9k/ play League of Legends?
I need people to play with right now, im super boredSummoner: TheCoconuthead NA
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buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuumpooooooshqdbjoisbhiohsaoklhnao
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>>35916100
I get perma banned too often to keep playing that game tbqh
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>>35916211
fuck anon, none of the people I play with are on right now and I hate playing by myself
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If r9k is so desperate for sex, why not settle for honpussy?
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what the hell is honpussy
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>>35916089
are you trying to say Han - Hanpussy ?
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>>35916803
>>35916089
or maybe henpussy ?
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confess your eating sins
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4 piece meal with fries, biscuit and a coke from Popeyes
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I ate lunch twice today.
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>>35916098
Oh and three times I ate an entire 8 piece family meal in one sitting.
Surprised I'm still under 250lbs
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I just go about my life minding my own business but yet girls hate me and people want to make my life miserable. Why can't they just leave me alone? Do normies derive some sick pleasure from torturing people who they perceive as weak?
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You're only weak if you acknowledge the normies taking the piss out of you. Normies, especially roasties get really annoyed when you plain out ignore them or do socially unacceptable behaviour.
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>>35916144
This only works for one-off instances or times when someone is actively trying to antagonize you. If you act like a punching bag, people will treat you like one.
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>>35916005
>Do normies derive some sick pleasure from torturing people who they perceive as weak?
Yes
It's a way of purging society of the "unacceptable" elements. It's like how a herd will shun the elderly and sick members
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Goodbye, everybody.
I've got to go.
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>>35915982
Take me with you where you go. please OP
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>>35915982
Where are you going, anon?
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>>35916009
Alright, see you atMCRD San Diego in 2 weeks
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Why has it suddenly become acceptable for girls to hate any guy under 6ft?
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Polygamy is becoming normalized.
The breakdown of the family unit is leading women to get knocked up by chad and have the government support their children's wellbeing virtually guaranteeing reproductive success.
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>>35915958
Because it's acceptable to hate fat girls and there's nothing they can do about it. Truth is, if you're over 5'8 you're fine. Don't let this place make you think otherwise, it's a self-fulfilling prophesy.
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If you would go out with people, you'd know that that's just not true. The majority of dudes are under 6ft and these guys have no women issues.
Your personality is just lacking and you're looking for something stupid to pin the blame on.
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Any robots experienced with weed can help me with this?
A while ago I had an experience smoking which ever since I've wondered if it was just really good weed or I was fucked with. I have super low tolerance and got astronomically high smoking with some people I didn't know that well. I felt really heavy like normal, had other generic stoned effects, but then my breathing started to feel like I was inhaling sand. I could also see/imagine really clearly what this sand I was breathing looked like as it went in and out of my nose. I started to feel sick so went and sat outside for a bit and sat and used my phone, the screen looked like it was 3D and it was impossible to concentrate on what I was reading for more than a few words.
Went back inside and continued to get higher, was super paranoid about the people around me the whole time and started to get visions and see colours. Was watching some video of some guy playing guitar and could 'see' the music he was playing in colours, like a coloured roller coaster in front of me. I didn't really question it at the time because I was kind of out of it, and I was inexperienced and just kind of thought it was normal and didn't want to be the guy to freak out for no reason.
Is this just what it's like to be super stoned or did I accidentally smoke laced shit? Sorry for long post.
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It was laced. Sounds fun man.
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The brain is an incredibly complicated organ and you released a foreign agent directly into it. Maybe it was laced maybe it wasn't (my money is on not) but your brain is capable of all of the things you described on its own and there is not strict dictation of exactly how you will react to weed. If you plan to continue smoking, though, smoke with and in situations you feel comfortable.
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>>35916099
I guess so.
There's obviously the factor everyone always states which is it's rare to lace weed as it just means you're giving people free drugs.
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If a universe is created and nobody is around to experience it, does it really exist?
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If OP is a faggot in the woods, but nobody is around to see him, is he actually a faggot?
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We are God's brother.
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>>35915965
Yes because OP was the witness to his own faggotry.
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>Anon, im feeling really depressed and lonely today. Will you keep me company until i feel better, pretty pleeease?
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Oh, I want to dance with somebody.
I want to feel the heat with somebody.
I want to dance with somebody who loves me.
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>>35915854
This has never happened to any ordinary person. Stop letting the hollywood mindset make you think it has.
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>>35915892
Say you want to dance with somebody who loves me.