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>>36294607
I will never find a gf that both fits my standards and I enjoy being with, but at the same time I'm unhappy alone.

>>36294634

How Anon, do you not enjoy being with a person of your own standards?

I would assume that a gf of your own standards would be someone you enjoy being with?

>>36294765
Oh, it's not that. It's just the odds of me finding both in a girl are really low, even with some comprise. Maybe if I was really social I'd have a chance, but otherwise it would take some great luck.

>>36294587
I go on /pol/ and post about how drumpf is btfo and call them racists

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>>36294673
yep they just can't help themselves can they, low moderation with high concentration of autism make for delicious (You)'s

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to earn a you you must learn a few simple tricks

1. post zestfully with passion
2. content must be appreciable by kindergartners and middle schooler's alike
3. possess a knack for dubs and trips and acquire them as often as possible
4. never post what you really believe but instead post what would infuriate you must of all if you did believe it
5. always leave them wondering if you are homosexual to ignite the ol' pyre
6. break forbidden taboos with each post - it earns the yous but also increases your magical powers permanently, but only once for each taboo broken the first time by you

think of it as a chemical experiment and you must bring agitation to the tubes and beakers
i hope this can help you post more dynamically in the future my friends

just do what everyone else does anon. it's easy to follow and you don't have to say any of the prayers if you don't know them

>>36294575
Restore the Byzantine Empire

>>36294575
No one really cares. Just go.
I might go too (if i wake up early enough for morning service)
Regardless i should visit a church.

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I too hate the patriarchy

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Beta providers
Dont be one

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>>36294574
>tfw 27yo virgin
>everyone knows somehow

how?

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I'm singin' in the rain
Just singin' in the rain
What a glorious feelin'
I'm happy again.
I'm laughing at clouds.
So dark up above
The sun's in my heart
And I'm ready for love.

Let the stormy clouds chase.
Everyone from the place
Come on with the rain
I've a smile on my face
I walk down the lane
With a happy refrain
Just singin'
Singin' in the rain

Dancin' in the rain...

I'm happy again...

Time to move on lads.

>>36294564
You're right, anon. Everything will always turn out exactly the way it should.

bump goddamit

>15 minutes of induction can last as long as 3.5 months

holy shit

tried it with a friend. it had no effect on me, but all it did to my friend was change is eyesight. he says that for, say, a minute, everything he saw was the same but overlayered with grid-lines. had no effect on performance of tasks for either of us, though, no.

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and here's the template for you folks

>>36294440
Sorry anon, but that's some of the most autistic shit I've read in a while.

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i'll join op
pic related is me

>>36294415
World naked bikeride day, you jewcuckfaggotshit.

>>36294415
No. Get out.
If you don't already know what /r9k/ is about, you don't belong here.
Fuck off back to NormieBook.

>>36294415
Come back after like August when all the shit has left.

>>36294398
Earthbound and mother are the most overrated classic rpgs of time. They are literally gay. The feeling of lameness is too much and the music sucks.

>>36294398
it's your fault for having bad taste

>>36294398
The game was obviously too hard for you to play.
>Using terms like beta and alpha
Go back to fukkit

>How am I supposed to find a wife?

kys. not in this life brother

>>36294449
It's gotta be possible. My parents were the shining example of a perfect marriage. I just gotta find the right woman, one who doesn't pull shit like my friend does

>>36294383
Just take care she doesn't become the wife, that seems the best one can do these days.

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>>36294360
>mom found the mig nudes

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>>36294360
>mom found the Brendan Frasier shrine

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>ratman torment mantra traumatized the mormon matron

>>36294352
Yes

Some nigger with a name like Dequan or some shit

Ex gf in high school cheated on me with him

Feels good

I'd kill both of them in a heartbeat

I don't know, rising blood pressure and shit?

Your heart beats faster and you begin to shake with very negative thoughts I guess

>>36294352
>Do you hate someone?
yes
>Who do you hate?
a certain guy
>Why do you hate?
who where better than me at everithing and bullying me
>How does it feel to hate them?
i love hating him because i don't want to like him
>Would you kill them if it had no negative consequences on your life?
absolutly
>What is anger?
it's something that help you to destroy
>What does it feel like?
heart beats and all other thing that adrenaline can do

>>36294352
I hate my mother for ruining my life sometimes, but then I remember she's just a victim of fate like I am.
>how does it feel
It feels crappy, anon.
>why do you hate
Natural reaction
>Would you kill them
No, because I also love my mother sometimes and couldn't picture however much life I have left without her.

>>36294329
I can't even begin to imagine what she would look like naked.

>>36294388

Most likely a lot of woman

I'm 6'2 and my gf is 5'9

Would never date a girl shorter than 5'9

>>36294325
you're too young to post on this site
gtfo

>>36294325
Why not go outside alone? It's not like friends are a must. Go to the park read a book about something interesting if she still insists.

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iktf anon, my mom bitched at me all of my childhood and teenage years for staying inside all day. Move out as soon as you can

>>36294315
>These are the only guys that girls will fuck
Implying successful men are desperate enough to fuck anything.

Easy girls are the worst.

>implying anyone under 6' is not a manlet

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Thanks OP. I'll just be off killing myself now.