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>putting a flesh stick that smells like fish and LITERALLY shots piss several times a day
Is anyone disgusted by the idea of blowjobs? it's so degrading yet they do it. We need an alien invasion, to hell with this degenerate modern world.
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>>38639848
I am with you right there, anon.
I don't want my dick anywhere near teeth or a bacteria filled mouth.
Although, I'm pretty traditional. Most robots get upset upon me telling them.
Destroy modernity when?
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>>38639848
Your peewee should not smell of fish anon
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>>38639848
women like being humiliated
this is a fact that only beta nu-males would deny
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>Welcome to Japanese 101, Anon!
>As part of an icebreaker game, you have to say your name and why you decided to learn Japanese!
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>>38639810
TO GO VISIT JAPAN THEN END UP ALONE IN MY HOTEL ROOM DURING THE WHOLE TRIP!
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I wanted to play the games, read the manga and watch the anime.
>mfw spent more than a minute trying to write this in Japanese but non-ASCII text is not allowed
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My name is Chad McChadson.
I came here for the sole reason to lick your pussy, senpai.
*teleports behind you and tongues your ear lewdly*
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come watch comfy movies or anime with us, its not like you have something better to do
we have a nice rabb.it room just for that, guaranteed drama free!
/r9k_cinema
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>>38639751
>drama free
When did shilling this room not cause drama?
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>>38639891
it never did
the threads may contain drama, but thats not my fault
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>>38639891
it's actually drama free, we split up from the drama fags. enjoy the /comfy/
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whats it like being a eastern european robot are any of you guys neet cant you even be a neet what do people think about you and shit
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Live in Moscow
Its OK
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>>38639711
Yekaterinburg
Well, outside looks terrible
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>>38639750
There is no sentient human life outside MKAD
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>tfw you remember not everyone is okay with a relationship just being 2 people, no friends, no one else involved, just purely spending all your time with that one person.
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Because most people don't have BPD. There are still people who won't mind it, though, because they're lazy and can't be arsed keeping up with a whole network.
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>>38639760
Woah, how did you know it was connected to BPD?
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it's very hard to have a long positive relationship like that, people have needs and your needs won't always align perfectly
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Why can't bitches admit their lives are super easy?
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>>38639677
It's only easy if they shackle themselves to a man while they are young and pretty. If they are single and hit the wall they are doomed. And given the post-wall period is longer than what came before it, the majority of their life sucks.
I'm much happier being a dude.
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>>38639677
99% of people have a difficult life desu senpai
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>>38639677
You're a faggot like the majority of /r9gay/ if you seriously envy a woman's life.
Yeah, it's easier but who wants it easier? Men can get strong and fight. Fucking faggots. You guys might as well be trannies.
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I work as a general contractor in Canada. There's so much fucking money to make in the trades if you're willing to rip people off.
I'm white, but I employ east Indians in the greater Toronto area. We build homes for a living. You're required to put studs every 16 inches off centre. But what we do is install it properly and get it inspected and passed then tear out 50% of the studs and put the drywall up over top of it.
We do all of the rebar as well for the foundations too. We get that inspected and passed then remove 60%-70% of it and pour the concrete over it they never know. Their foundations end up cracking one year later but we're long gone by then and have changed our company name so they can't sue us.
We pretty much repeat all of this with everything in the building. Insulation is my favourite. Sometimes when we build houses in the summer we remove 100% of the insulation and move it to the next house. They will buy the house during the heat of summer and not notice they're cold as fuck until winter.
As long as it passes inspection and I have my paper work it isn't my fault heh. I just change my companies name every 8 months and no one can do anything.
You ever see Mike homes on homes episodes about their old falling apart houses? Alot of that handy work was mine in the Ontario region.
I feel so happy taking advantage of rich idiots willing to spend 2 million dollars on cuck sheds.
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That's very funny OP since that actually happened to rich Jewish friend of mine in Forest Hill, his dad is a lawyer and they destroyed the contractor in court, iirc he got charged on top of it
so watch out you never know when someone is going to have the means to fuck you up
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>>38639716
charge my dick lmao you arent going to do shit pussy
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>>38639741
why wouldn't I? I have a lot of family money and I don't really care about how expensive the litigation is. not only that but I would be inclined to make it as vexatious as possible because i derive significant utility from making you shell out legal fees
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What would you do if you were jacking off and then you came, but instead of cum Julian came out?
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>>38639637
why are people who watch oneyplays so autistic?
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>>38639637
I'd go woah
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>>38639637
Funny scream
Who is the most robot friendly philosopher?
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>>38639632
You already posted him.
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>>38639632
the god is dead guy cant spell his name
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>>38639686
Nietzsche literally said that anybody who isnt capable of improving themselves is less than a human
>NEET BTFO
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Am I the only one who finds black afro girls so freakin' cute and attractive?
I literally wanna marry pic related right now.
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Yup. And girls like this be all like "no black men".
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>>38639624
sasha hutchings is a qt niggress
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>>38639633
Every fucking time. Blackbots are the true robots
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Give me one good reason to not shoot myself right now.
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I'm such a failure. I'm such a failure. I'm such a fucking failure I hate myself I can't do anything right I can't even work up the courage to do things that I want to do like go to an amusement park I'm a fucking failure.
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>>38639590
Just go to the fucking amusement park and mind your own fucking business adn know that no one gives a single fuck about you being there or even existing.
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>>38639590
Smoke weed.
That makes me go do stuff without fear of the social ramifications.
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>>38639634
I haven't showered in two weeks and I reek. My super judgmental bitch of an aunt is going with, if I go. I can't. I can't. I'm a failure.
>>38639825
I tried once but couldn't even inhale it right. Don't you fucking get it? I'm a fucking pathetic piece of shit.
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How does a girl learn how to be sexy? I'm a fembot, 20, a virgin and I am dating a guy who knows I was a kv before I met him and am not sexy at all. I don't know how to flirt or anything. Helppp
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I'm also curious. Children don't know how to be sexy at all so I wonder at what exact age they learn how to behave like whores
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thats not sexy in that pic
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>>38639452
Watch how other girls flirt. Watch tv series if you must. But desu its just playful banter. Making physical contact when he says something funny/sweet. Like just touching his forearm or shoulder. Just laugh and make eye contact. Make what he says seem important buttttttt. Dont give it all to him. Make him guess, dont be too exuberant when around him. The guy is supposed to lead in this crazy thing we call life.
t. Someone next to a female whom he recently started fucking and succeeded from playing the game.
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Who else /toxicmother/ here
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Just talked back to my abusive mother for the first time ever and it felt fucking great
Fuck, I've lived with this alcohlic mentally abusive hag my entire life, and she's always been a fucking cunt to me, my siblings and my numerous step dads but nobody has really spoken back to her. She even makes fun of my autism and uses it against me when I make arguments
>mom just got home from a walk
>walk takes about 1 hour
>she spendt 3 hours this time
>when she finally got home I asked her why it tok so long and that I was kinda worried
>she loses her shit and starts yelling at me and my little sister for being so nosy about everything
>can't stand the sight of this botch anymore
>start talknig back to her telling her what a fucking bitch she is
>telling her how sick she is for getting mad at her 10 year old child (my sister) for being worried about her mom
>talk her down like the fucking whore she is
>she gets quiet and I go upstairs
>hope she's on a fucking guilt trip or some shit
FUCK that whore
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>>38639445
Do you live with your parent? Original question.
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>>38639473
jsut my mom and the numerous step dads she's had over the years. She just used them for their moneney and sex though.
Still live with her but now I'm fucking done, tomorrow im gonna call the benefit office or whatever and get out of here.
Seriously fuck this fucking whore and her shitty parenting skills
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>>38639503
Oh, well... my condolences. Since you probably are a major, you could file a police report. If she does any harm then call the police. Do not stay in there, and get away as fast as you can. Also do you have any education?
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This is your modern day woman, so slutty she'd even blow a Denny's waiter as a tip...
what happened to my country? my world?
https://www.instagram.com/urdadjackall/?hl=en
thats her too
'ex-party girl'
lmfao
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>>38639397
just the tip or more
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>>38639397
The only problem here is the dude is ugly
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>>38639397
Eeeeew
She got Denny's food on his dick
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Reeeeee. He came for the traps. Trump, I trusted you!
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>>38639364
IMPEACH THE ORANGE CHEETO NOW
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>>38639364
you should be thanking him because of this based law traps will be more femine and less likey to get killed or become some sand niggers bitchboi
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>>38639364
>trusting anyone
>trusting trump