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Wtf do I do. I refuse to date a girl who's acted like a slut or done random drunk hookups but that disqualifies everyone and it's not really acceptable to ask a woman when you first start dating "have you ever sucked nigger cock or flashed your tits or had drunken sex with some chad at parties?"

Even if I could I wouldn't like the answer. I was talking to some girl who was young and I won't say her age cause she's underage in my state but I was a kissless virgin at her age and I said do you talk to other guys? And she said honestly yeah but it's just about sex but you're the only guy who bothered to learn my name so I like you it's just sex with them.

So fucking disgusting. Every girl is flashing their tits. Having a slut phase to get back at some ex acting out for attention. Women are just fucking demonic succubi I mean literally. Also every single girl I talk to completely forgets me and moved on to other guys if I go a single day without texting them.
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>>37363750
Dude its not that hard to figure out if a girl is a sloot, just use some deductive reasoning based on the way she treats you, any "red flags", and of course word from friends
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Give up on finding a wife. Focus on a good career that you enjoy, working out, other hobbies. Don't completely disregard women, date and casually fuck them if you can. But do not give them commitment or romance. Don't even kiss them on the lips just fuck them. Buy a motorcycle and a guitar, join a boxing gym.
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>>37363809
Yeah but they're literally all sluts and used up and there's other shit I'm worried too like random guys seeing them naked like brothers friends or some shit. Also I see those red flags with every single girl but when they're in their 20s they learn to hide it and are trying to cover up their slut phase.

>>37363821
I tried but I'm fucking stupid. I want to produce music but that's a la or NYC type career I live out in the middle of nowhere with even McDonald's and Burger King jobs being highly competitive and sparse.

Describe yourself and your life and other anons rate you.
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>>37363720
sure anon
>6'2
>bear mode guy
>316 lb.
>brown hair and eyes
>normally a beard
>play a lot of vidya
>kissed a girl once
>no real friends, just half assed friends if you'd call them that
>if I was to say I had friends I'd say nothing over 10
>haven't gone to any parties this year just do to the fact that I'm a joke for some people
>fortunate enough to play football and communicate with chads
>mutual respect for the most part
>still can't stand them as a whole
>will be leaving soon for college
>will continue to play ball
>probobly be fine in college since I'll just shut myself away from any social contact
>got to get that tuition down

I don't have it horroble, I'm a B student, I just don't have much of a social life. I'm either a failed normie or a cyborg, which ever suits best.
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>>37364243
>6'2
>kissed a girl
>plays football with Chad
>has friends
reeeeeEEEEEEEEEEE NORMIEEEE GET THE FUCK OUTTTT
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>5'11
>135 lb. skelly
>Blonde hair
>Blue Eyes
>Pretty fucking pale
>Really into weird movies and comfy music
>Introvert, which girls kind of dig until they realize it's because I'm autistic
>Got laid with gf when I was happier
>Just graduated high school
>Going to college in Wisconsin in the fall
>Really want to get out of home, meet new people
>College is doing a program over the summer to help students get adjusted before the year
>Might just go to get out, but still nervous af because I don't know anyone.
On top of that I'm an idiot and really don't want to fail college, super nervous about the whole experience

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Name a worse youtube channel
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People only dislike him because his voice sounds very condescending. If you can't tell he's being self-aware and satirical then the jokes on you. He's not being completely serious when he makes outlandish theories nor is he purposely making clickbait to generate views. The only time he's wrong is when he tries to give history lessons . He doesn't steal ideas. He always gives credit to other content creators and doesn't insult others for having different theories. Even when he's wrong or joking around you can tell he puts a lot of effort into his videos. At least his voice isn't as annoying as Extra Credits.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gwoGVWgK8v8
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If you watch it ironically, Game Theory is one of the greatest youtubers of all time. "Hello internet, welcome to game theory!" never fails to make me laugh
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Samus is actually Santa Claus?

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>tfw no girl friend with a large, round, and soft midriff to cuddle with on a rainy night
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Please stop posting these threads.
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>>37363348
no

original reply to your inane comment
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>>37363358
I'll let that one slide, because she has freckles.
But stawp.

ITT: People's reactions to your fetishes. (Including gf/bf)
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>Revealing your powerlevel to 3Ds
No thanks OP, I'd like to keep the friends I do have
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>>37363317
I like feet.
Only if the gril they're attached to is cute.
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>meet girl on fetish website
>oh boy I finally did it
>get to irl stage
>mom asks her where we met
>WELL YOU SEE WE'RE BOTH REALLY INTO FAT GIRLS I LOVE BEING FAT

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I HATE KOREANS
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>>37363309
Is there someone who doesn't except normies?
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All Asians are subhuman.
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>>37363309
Koreans hate you.

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>walks past veteran

>stops

>gets courage to say thanks

>"t-thanks"

>veteran looks at me
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>>37363268
Is that pic how he looks at you OP? If so, that's pretty badass. You should feel honored.
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>>37363268
DID YOU JUST SPEAK TO ME PRIVATE!?!
YOU LITTLE PIECE OF SH- DON'T FUCKING LOOK AT ME YOU WORM! EYES ON THE FUCKING GROUND! YOU FORGOT SOMETHING. YOU FUCKING FORGOT SOMETHING, I WANT THE WHOLE FUCKING CITY TO HEAR IT, ARE YOU MENTALLY RETARDED?!? DO I HAVE TO SPELL IT OUT FOR YOU?! SIR... YES... FUCKING IDIOT, NOW I SAY SOMETHING YOU SAY YES SIR, ARRRGHGGGAHHH SAY IT YOU DUMB FUCK
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>>37363268
>hagging around thown center
>waiting for my dad to arrive from his flight
>war vet passes me
>get the courage to salute him for risking his life
>i'm sure he didn't see because i made sue to salute after he passed
>he stops
>comes back
>looks at me in the eyes
>"no need to thank me kid, but it sure is good to get some recognition form time to time"
>gives me a pad on the shoulder
>"take care, kids like you are hard to find"
>tips is hat and continues walking
>i could see the sadness in his eyes
>the man went through true hell on earth just to be forgotten after
>must've seen his squad die in front of him or a dear friend
>from that moment i've always saluted any vets i see
They deserve so much more than what they get
sadly this is all i can do.

anyone into this?

pic is related: 12 years and 1 pregnancy in between photos
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>>37363222
There's a whole subleddit dedicated to this /r/ProgressiveGrowth. There's some quality content there.
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Went from too big to disgusting cow tits
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Breast expansion is the greatest fetish.

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Just went to an adult store and got an 8 inch BBC dildo. I'm not gay I swear I just want anal stimulation. Is there anymore hope for me?
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>>37363011
did you get weird looks from the cashier?
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Post pics you fucking faggot.

Originoooololo
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maybe i can be your bbc dildo tonight

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Post an image of who you want to see compete, I'll do my best to match them up accordingly.
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>>37362946
Teehee the Meme Fairy
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>>37362946
Royal Guard
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Wendy. She is so smug I want her to die painfully.

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>jokngly tell my bf that if he doesnt go to the store to get me some ice cream then I'll say he raped me
>takes it seriously
>punches my cheek hard
>immediately storms out house into his car and drives off
>havent seen him in 6 hours

It was just a joke. What do
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>>37362862
A-are you LITERALLY autistic, femanon? Because any normal person would know that's a terrible idea.
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>>37362862
get this fake ass shit outta here
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>>37362862
Be smarter with the next bf. You dumb cunt.

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if you need to vent, get something off of your chest, or just talk to another human being, you are welcome to post in this thread.
i will try to respond to whatever you decide to post.

i will not judge you. i will not hate you.
i only wish to listen. to understand.
because everyone deserves to be understood, right?
maybe not. but i will try anyways.

feel free to post any image you would like.
maybe consider posting someone (or something) you like a whole lot.

i feel nothing today.
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I love my friend but he's too attached to someone else who literally hates him. I wish he would love me. I feel sick.
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I want to move to Maine so badly.
The pure air untainted by factories and a bunch of smelly cows.
The fresh lobster.
The beautiful coastlines and the lighthouses.
The sparse population and dense woodland.
The small, old towns.

It just seems so comfy and im doing everything I can to get there
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my dad's crying downstairs about my dead brother again. It's hard to stay up in morale myself when this stuff happens constantly. But at the same time I can't feel bad for him, because he wouldn't get hysterical if he wasn't fucking drunk all the time.

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>tfw cute socially awkward guy
>no one wants to date me
They said being good looking was all it took to find love, why was I lied to?
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You probably aren't that good looking. Please don't take this as a request to post your picture like a faggot.
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>>37362738
Because they're naive. If you're not confident or have good social skills, you're pretty much fucked no matter how attractive you are.
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>>37362942
Nah, good looking people are social magnets. People initiate with good looking people and forgive them for faux pas more easily. To this day I haven't met a good looking person who doesn't get a tonne of social interest. 99.9% somebody says they're good looking but can't get a date it's because they're simply not sufficiently good looking.

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What do I say to this thicc godess
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>>37362734
Wanna smash?
origanioriganiorigani
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>>37362734
Say "Shut up, you stupid fucking bitch."

Trust me. This is a great way to start.
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Bippity-bop! Bippity-boo! I want to fucking strangle you!

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Rejected again

Been seeing, or 'hanging out' with a girl for a month and a half, at first there was some physical contact, kissing, hand-holding, and cuddling, but not a whole lot. Hit me with "i just see you as a friend" the other day. As per usual, but get this! When i told her i'm not looking for friends so i don't want to do that, she got super shitty with me, saying that's stupid and i never genuinely liked her if i can't be her friend. Also said i'm making things complicated and weird, when SHE is the one with the complicated issues and complected criteria of what she wants.

Good god, i fucking hate women more than ever. I HATE THEM
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>>37362680
Should have went in for pussy sooner. You made a mistake now learn from it and move on to the next bitch
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Why don't you just go into a brothel, fuck a 10/10 and then just leave afterwards

Your life would be a lot happier desu
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>>37362680
>do you make out, kiss, hold hands, cuddle with ALL your friends?

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