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>don't eat for days
>only drink water
>still have a Buddha belly

Seriously wtf is this? It literally is just genetics. Unless alcohol is making me fat. I drink tons of mixed drinks every day.
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>>37266480
>mixed drinks
Soda and juice has a lot of sugar anon
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>mixed drinks
That's the problem, just stop

Also you have to drink a lot, and I mean a lot of water to take effect

Small exercises help as well
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>>37266567
Fuck I figured mixed drinks couldn't be it because I see tons of skinny beer drinkers and shit but I do drink a lot. Like I wake up still dizzy and drunk.

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one week until summer edition
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>>37266426
So eager to make a thread you used a shit image edition more like.
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>>37266425
Swallowed something with a bitter/sharp taste.
Not sure what drug that was supposed to be.
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>>37266426
I hate the summer

reallly makes you think doesnt it?
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>>37266391
Post this on /pol/ faggot
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>>37266391
>alt-right cuck posts again

trump winning was 4chan's biggest mistake ever and we regret it every day.
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This is because the "right wing" people bully and terrorize normal people who quickly fuck off to some forum without sociopaths on it.

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This hot piece of pussy lives across the street from me...how do I get at it? She looks and dresses like a slut.
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Ask how to properly court a woman at >>>/adv/
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>>37266325
>just be yourself
Thanks
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>>37266393
It's unironically good advice, people just are shit at following it and blame the advice for their failures.

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>wear hijab
>dress like a slut


Are women world wide dumb ?
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World wide whores
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>>37266090
i see this too senpai. sluts will be sluts and its best to ignore them originally
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i see hijabis like this all the time
its ridiculous

>I am clinically depressed and have social anxiety.
>Everyday when I was in high school I would have to deal with this roastie complaining to each other about her "depression" and social "anxiety" in front of Chad and all the normal fags.

When was the first time you realized you hated women? Also what happened to all the women hate threads on /r9k/? Let's have an women hate thread
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>>37265838
When I read pic related and others
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>>37265838
>be schizo and ocd
>have to listen to failed normies on this board claim about "muh depression" and "muh anxiety"
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>>37266193
>be somewhat educated
>have to look at someone compare apples to oranges

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>gay
>lutheran
>love pineapple on pizza
>only play Altmer in elder scrolls games
>sleep in til 1 pm daily
>would never adopt a black baby
>hates canadians
>I like memes that are trying too hard
>I like emojis

seriously, I don't see what there is to hate about me
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>>37265808
>play Altmer in elder scrolls games
Ok you got me.
Fuck you, you are the worst kind of person.
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>>37265808
>seriously, I don't see what there is to hate about me

This thread for starters

saged
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>>37265808
>>only play Altmer in elder scrolls games

GET OUT NOW

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femanons, what would you do if you found out your bf SOMETIMES faps to beautiful shemales? what if "she" is even prettier than you?
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>>37265682
you wouldn't think less of him? or that he's a fag?
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>>37265682
>I wouldn't do anything. 2017 is almost halfway over. It's normal in this day and age.

Kill yourself bitch
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You shouldn't fap to traps. Traps is bad. If you fap to traps it means you've given up. I fell off the wagon and fapped to a trap the other day and now I feel awful.

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What are some easy ways to spot a jew?
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Rattling of massive amounts of shekels in all pockets
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The nose doesn't lie
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Talk to one. He will mention within 30 seconds he is one.

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What caused this utter retardation anons?
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>>37265487
i got a screencap of an old thread.
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>>37265487
why would you bother sharing this?
oh right let's all gather up and bully someone that's mentally ill
haaaaay you guiiise look at this mentally ill person HAHAHA OMG LOOK AT WHAT THEY SAID OOOOOOOH EM GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH OH OH IM CUMMING IN MY PANTS THIS WAS SO BAD ITS GOOD OMG COME HERE LOOK AT THIS YOU HAVE TO SEE THIS OMG HELP ME PICK ON THIS PERSON I CANT MAKE FUN OF A MENTALLY DEFICIENT PERSON ON MY OWN OMG QUIICK BEFORE MY CUMSTAIN DRIES HURRY
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>>37265574
r u ok frind|?

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>tfw I look like this guy
it's over lads, im 5'6 and i have this face, life is painful, why i am so fucking ugly
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me too i have almost that exact same face
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>>37265339
me too have the exact same face.
>>37265367
what are you ? arabs ?
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5'6? Kek i'm 5'3
>tfw i'm literally the lowest

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What am I supposed to do?

I'm a fembot and I want a boyfriend. I get attention on Tinder, but who is going to want to date me when they learn more about me and learn I have no friends? I have
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Guys don't usually care if you have friends or not
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You didn't mention how big your tits are.
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>>37265015
>learn I have no friends?
Why do you think any guy cares?

This is bait, isn't it?

>Just downloaded Tinder
>Got a match with a 7/10 in 10 min

Why the fuck I didn't use this before?

And how to start a conversation please
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she saw you as a potential beta provider
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>>37264646
I don't care as long I got some attention

She's a dentist

And just tell me, what to do?
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>>37264614
if you can't talk to girls tinder is useless. it's a app for a social talkative chad.

How do we solve the feminist problem?
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Did you think it's some symbolic thing because the light saber is phallic shaped and belonged to the legendary Jedi but now belongs to a woman Jedi ?

Looks pretty Jedi
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>>37264606
Not really into Star Wars.

Is that important for some reason?
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it's ok, hollywood will have a financial crash soon

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Are you guys ready to make some irl friends?

>country
>state/province
>city
>something about you

Just go for it you have nothing to lose.
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>>37264569
Sure
>Netherlands
>Brabant
>close to Eindhoven
>I'm /lit/
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Florida in Orlando. id like to find some weed smoking bros
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>>37265658

>Brabant
>literally living in a meme province

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