What is your style /r9k/
I bet you're Polish
I am an anon of simple taste
>>38306602
template origininal
post your school shooter theme
>>38300701
Don't have one, because I wouldn't ever do it.Even if my high school faculty thought otherwise.
https://youtu.be/bR-s4ReIxJo
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gpyRI1j9t6c
So send the pain below....
15 year old girl steals candy, gets roughed up by store employees, and mom gets all excited because she gets to make a viral video.
https://youtu.be/0RPCjsCXaKU
>tfw seeing videos on LiveLeak or YouTube of spoiled millennial women getting BTFOd by cops/security guards
>tfw they're that much sweeter to watch if the girl tries to play the "OMG IM A GIRL YOURE TOUCHING A GIRL OK STOP TOUCHING ME HELP RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE" card
Post 'em, fampais
https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=f3f_1499439313
>stop right there, criminal scum
Originigger
>>38290970
Why is a 15 year old girl stealing fucking candy and why is the mom such a cunt
and who the hell is that white knight faggot telling the employees they're going to get arrested
9fag stole our feels tavern
ok who actually cares
mimicry is the ultimate form of flattery
they won't create anything authentic or introspective as we do, so I'm okay with it.
great, yet another thing to pull normalfags to the board.
why dont you read anon? I think reading is a nice hobby if you're a robot
because i'm addicted to video games, internet, pornography and imageboards, severely in all three catrgories
lets face it this is the reason most of us are in this situation.
>>38317586
Then change. Make a step towards a new thing.
i want to read about war because im fascinated by how old minds think but i dont want to read some old soviet book someone on 4chan recommends and i dont want to read some graphic novel the lady at the book store recommends
>girl shows some attention to me
>Fall deeply in love
Why is life so cruel ;_;
This is why I have chosen to ignore all women from now on
It's for my own protection ;_;
>girl gives me attention
>completely ignore it because I assume it's not genuine since I view myself so poorly there's no way she could want to talk to me
>>38317551
>girl shows attention to me
>drop out of highschool
I fugin hate myself
Seriously?
Why do I even bother going out when that dude could snatch my girl in a split second?
>>38317454
Lol that guy doesn't even have that great of a physique. Just lift brah
>>38317454
Give me one reason I shouldn't stop competing with chad and become the gf
>>38317513
>>38317494
Look at this shit. And he's 6'2, too.
How long does it take to start having wet dreams again after starting nofap, and what are some tips to have them more often?
I remember me having them when first going through puberty and I had no idea what fapping was, they were an awesome escape and you almost thought they were real when you woke up. Some even catered to my sexual fetishes.
>>38317394
I don't know man, I ain't a fap scientist.
>just fap a few times a week
>figure some of my gay feelings might just be from the few times I fap and the gradual porn creep over the years
>tell myself I'm going to do nofap
>within the next few days my dick almost explodes during a dream, but I managed to stop it so I didn't have to clean jizz in the morning
>tfw waking up and realizing I was a huge faggot in my dream
>>38317394
Couldn't tell you. I'm 21 and I've never had a single one in my entire life. I've always wondered what it'd be like though.
I had only one when I no-fapped for 10 days. Couldn't no fap since and even when I no-fap for 10 days I still had no wet dream so I relapsed and gave up
I GOT A MATCH WITH A CUTE AZN COSPLAY GIRL ON TINDER
WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO?!
HELP I'M SO FUCKING HORNY
send her a link to this post
realize most people who are Asian and cosplayers are usually batshit insane and bitches and will talk to guys behind your back
>>38317323
If she ask her about cosplay its fucking simple
I love my friends who don't know about 4chan. They're better in every way.
>>38317306
>friends
I keep seeing this word here. What is this?
>>38317342
normie tourists
>>38317362
I have a cat just like this she is very fluffy and I love her long time
What nightmares may come
That situation is so unlikely
Don't worry about it sport
>>38317236
Is this a sex change operation?
>>38317755
hopefully
jesus.
imagine loosing your cock ad hetero male
>you'll never have a shy, lonely, low self-esteem sister with massive boobs
>you'll never see her embarrassed about her chest in various situations and trying to cover it up and hide it when out in public with her
>you'll never have her always wanting to play games and hang out with you because she's lonely without you
>you'll never catch her resting her boobs on the table or bed and nuzzling her face into them
>you'll never catch her sucking on her own boobs alone in her room
>you'll never see her on lazy days around the house wearing a tank top and having her bra straps showing, her boobs squished together while laying in different positions on the couch, or hanging when bending over to get something in the kitchen
>you'll never comfort her and stroke her hair when she cries because of something bad that happened
>you'll never hear her become more comfortable opening up and talking about her boobs, the things she likes about them and her problems with them
>you'll never see her blush and stammer when she wants you to play with them
>you'll never make her flustered by calling her cute and casually touching her chest and getting her excited while she's doing something, making her unable to concentrate
>you'll never see her excitedly show off to you new clothing she's bought, asking how it looks
>you'll never be able to give her confidence with her body
>you'll never see her face light up and hear her say how happy she is to have big boobs for you to play with together
>you'll never cuddle together and snuggle into her chest while she calls you cute
>you'll never make her cum from sucking on her boobs while she pats your head
>you'll never wake up to her giving you paizuri in bed underneath her bra, looking like she's having fun and asking if she can try it again sometime
>you'll never have a nee-chan to hold tightlyIt's 3 AM and I can't sleep, so I'm posting this again.
>>38317207
This got me pretty hard
>>38317207
>you'll never have affection
I don't want something specific.
I just want something.
Anything.
>>38317207
>you will never be the shy, lonely, low self-esteem sister
Countyfag here
What's it like living in the City for a robot? It looks like the perfect aesthetic for one, surrounded by a concrete jungle with no escape within a small apartment building you never leave
>>38317088
Loud,stinks,and everything is expensive.
>>38317097
I have adapted to foul stenches and wear headphones all the time, that doesn't sound bad. Expensive relative to what?
>>38317114
The rest of the country. In NYC a shitty 1 room apartment will cost you a fortune.
Have you ever had a sit down meal with a qt gril?
>>38316968
Yes. I ate her shit and she took my wallet.
>>38316968
Almost every day back in 7th grade. A mega qt was at lunch and i sat by her, but its not like i've ever gone to a restaurant with one.
Yes actually. I met her before through happenstance. Then one day I was eating by myself and she popped up out of nowhere and said she liked talking to me and wanted to talk again. We ate and chatted about whatever the fuck. Two people said I totally blew an opportunity and that she wouldn't have done that unless she was interested. Why an intelligent, confident 8/10 girl would be interested in my ugly ass is beyond me so I refuse to believe anything they told me.
Ask a khv Robot who's about to go on a trip to Magaluf with midlife crisis single father anything
>>38316946
What the fuck is magaluf and why are you such a faggot?
>>38316946
Is Manchester really as shit as everybody says it is
>>38316977
Known as 'Shagaluf' by normie brits is basically a resort island part of spain which is known for teen sex and drink