Anybody else watch this piece of shit? What a load of bullshit
>Roastie witnesses passed out drunk Stacy getting banged by Chad at a party
>Does nothing, doesn't scream for help
>Yet gets mad at Stacy's cuck bf for doing the same exact thing as her
>Shuns and teases beta friend because she only wants Chads even though Chads treat her as just another High School fuck toy
>Get upset when beta friend doesn't make a move on you, but don't tell him you have feelings for him
>Only accept beta friend after reputation is ruined, but tell him to fuck off right before you're about to have sex cuz muh trauma and trust issues
>Gets mad at beta for leaving her even though she screamed at him to fuck off
>Goes BACK to rapist Chad's house because she hears a party
>Gets in hot tub and gets fucked by Chad
>Doesn't fight back, scratch, bite, scream for help, just gets pounded into oblivion
>Oh beta orbiter it wasn't you, it was me, you were too good for me even though I never showed any signs that I wanted you over the Chads, but I want it to weight on your conscious that you were part of the reason I killed myself
>I'm going to give one last chance at life before I commit sudoku because of my teen drama, so I'll confine in my Guidance Counselor of all people that Chad raped me
>Oh how dare you tell me to move on or get help if I don't want to press charges, how dare you give me valid advice, that's it I'm killing myself now
>I'm going to record a bunch of reasons why you made me kill myself like saying I have the best ass in class, for not being friends anymore, posting my poem anonymously, and potentially ruin your future careers over petty teen drama bullshit (excluding rapist Alpha Chad)
>I've shown little signs of having suicidal tendencies, why couldn't anyone tell I'm suffering? Why don't I ask for help? Fuck it I'm just going to kill myself at 17 in one of the most painful ways possible over a few petty things + Chad fucking me silly and probably liking it deep down
What are you listening to robots?
>that putrid shitsmell that comes from my teeth when i floss
never noticed this before. i'm going to try and floss from now on because it smells like literal, actual shit. what if i kissed a girl and she caught a whiff?
>tell my coworkers about the 'chan
>They look at me like I'm retarded
>brother knows I browse 4chan
>thinks I must be really into memes
>constantly showing me memes he sees on reddit on facebook
>shows me 'memes' he and his friends make
holy shit that sounds like my brother
He constantly sends me Reddit memes
I politely "lol", how can I make it clear I really do not give a fuck about this garbage?
Pic related, he sends me stuff like this
I keep imagining this scenario in my head:
>someone trying to shoot up the school with a pistol
>I manage to get to the shooter before he hits anyone
>Next I'm wrestling him for the gun
>he shoots and hits my left arm
>I manage to land an uppercut on his chin, making him lose his balance
>I grab the gun, and then kick the hand holding it, and take the gun to myself
>I then hit the shooter with the gun, making him lose consciousness
>everyone praises me as a hero
After that scene I also imagine all the chads and Stacies in my class wanting to be my friends and inviting me to all kinds of things. I'm probably highly autistic but imagining all this makes me feel kinda good.
>somehow get a military grade assault rifle
>go to school when there is lunch
>open fire towards the cafeteria which is full of people
>shoot everybody else
>die while fighting the police
I have a little over 200 mg of Ambien, what can I mix it with to get this all over with. Bonus points if it's painless.
FUCK GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT REDDIT IS DOWN WE'RE GOING TO BE CRUSHED WITH A WAVE OF NORMIES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
hold strong brother we musnt fall here
Fucking roasties are already shitting up the board
What the hell is up with all the pro Wendy's posts on all the boards?
Are we being raided?
I dont know. but I sure as hell dont mind it.
Flavor of the month, ignore it, it'll pass as always. It's like what happened last month with that bitch from Dragon Maid or whatever.
This is some serious buIlshit!
I didn't know you could force the legacy mode, I thought that operation nigger worked.
Protip: you can still fuck with Captcha subtly by not selecting every single square with a car/storefront/whatever, especially the blurry ones
Has anyone else noticed that Captcha is trying to gain the ability to identify cars recently? First time it asked me it made me feel sick, like I was contributing ti a future orwellian hellhole with automatic car tracking algorithms across various CCTV
im currently losing my mind on lsd give suggestions on what to do please
Are there any steps a man can take to cause a permanent, systemic change to his personality?
pic vaguely related
Act like the average Reddit user in this thread.
>ywn an eccentric autistic mulatto who harasses roasties on TV for a living
Everyone has THAT relative. Let's tell our stories.
>ex junkie cousin is in town to visit
>she's been staying with us for 4 days
>won't shut the fuck up
>keeps buying shit and mailing it to her kids
>is fucking weird in general
>dad won't tell her to leave
>got in a fight with her nearly quadriplegic boyfriend tonight
>making him stay outside
>turned the fucking outside lights on
>light is shining into my eyes through my window
>too autistic to tell them to turn them off
I'm gonna lose my mind. I can't take another day of this shit
Have one cousin who won't stay away from drugs. He's gotten arrested twice. Always posting crazy, borderline suicidal stuff on facebook. Always talking about how women can't be trusted. He'd actually fit in pretty well on /r9k/. Haven't actually seen him in probably 4 years
Doubt it, to be honest. He isn't really a computer person, outside of the most likely alcohol or drug fueled facebook ranting. The last time I visited his house, he didn't even own a computer. He used the one at his brothers or the library
I remember once being a young child full of so much excitement and curiosity about a world that I assumed was an amazing place.
As I've grown older that excitement that once shined brighter than anything possible has been absolutely extinguished.
I realised that the world is a cruel and bitter place full of callous people who will do nothing unless it benefits them in some sort of way.
Humans throughout history have made up stories and theories about fantastical afterlives because they cannot accept that they are already living in hell.
We have no purpose nor reason for living on, to breed? Then what? It'll come to a point where our population is unsustainable, the planet will surely be destroyed with humanity along with it.
We really are nothing but parasites that destroy everything we touch, we are not worthy of any salvation should it even exist.
I'm sure you'll write this sentiment off as some edgy dickhead but surely you can find some truth in it, there's no point in being alive. All life is meaningless, our existance is meaningless.
Don't worry. That's just one of the stages. You'll eventually come to realize that everything exists because it has to, and that within our infinite number of universes, each and every possible scenario is played out, even the shitty ones. They're all entirely necessary and perfect.
It's not even "edgy"
The people who automatically proclaim that simply can't accept the fact that oblivion is fate that awaits each and everyone of else and even the world itself. This isn't speculation, opinion or edginess. It's fact. To see it as anything else is just a coping mechanism, in my opinion.