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>>34502004
we have absolutely no way of knowing

>>34502004
Feels warm and comfy, I like when her feminine penis pokes my tummy.

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Fucking bait, why anon why must you do this. Gf and robots don't mix

idk good question, how the fuck am i supposed to get rid of ass hair too? how do you get rid of that fucking hair thats literally in your ass, you cant take a razor down there and shave it

i just wash my ass in the shower fuck that

Flushable wipes help a lot, actually. Also maybe trimming your ass hair from time to time, if you got it like that.

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steamcommunity.com/id/Tomoko420
>tfw no clingy tomoko bf

FUCK UBISOFT

>>34501865
>tfw when the OP is a shit taste pleb.

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>>34501911
this, all games in the op are cancer

>>34501857
the other thread didn't hit the bumplimit yet my man
why don't you go over there

sage

Since when did unis start requiring courses on sexual consent? Man that's just silly.

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>>34501907
yeah, the one I took used the retarded 1 in 5 women shit too.

>tfw I'm too red-pilled for this

>>34501823
you can't. she's already decided that you're worthless to her and there's nothing you can do about that.

>>34501823
become a chad, there's nothing women love more than a chad (she will eventually cheat on him though)

> Sexy Girl at work
> Worked with her for almost a year
> Doesnt seem interested in me at all
> Probably been around even though shes young
> Talks about money and being drunk mostly
> Puts up with my shit and is confused by my jokes
> She only laughs when i screw up
> Had another relationship at work that failed
> Surprised she never asked me about it even though the girl told her what happened
> Realise she actually does care for people
> Had a chance to leave for a better job but stayed
> Talks to me about work from time to time and money problems
> Starting to like her and think she could be a ying to my yang
> Our contracts end soon

How could i make this work?

>>34501798
Well desu that's a pretty nice chest

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>>34501798
>tfw you repost recycled images baiting newfags into responding and possibly playing into your perverted role-playing dreams because you are an overweight basement dwelling LARPer.

>>34501798
lookin good anon!

but fuck you, this isn't /fit/

>>34501736
Send it to /ck/ friend

/int/ my brother

>>34501748
send to the cucks over at /asp/

>>34501718
Yes
.....;;;:;shit nigger this is original

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>>34501718
(cont.)

>"anon, since we've been going out like this and all... and we have been spending time together..." (not exact words but essentially along the lines of what she said
>Start freezing up hard at this point because this was a situation I couldn't predict and I know she's about to say she has feelings for me or ask me if I do and I was not mentally prepared for that
>"well anon, i was wondering if you liked me, because well I really like you too"
>pic related is my internal reaction to this
>she's like a really reserved/shy girl but opens up more to people she knows/likes but even though there was that I didn't expect her to do something like this
>Brain taking time to process everything happening
>"it's okay if you don't feel the same way, that's fine"
>shitshitshit.jpg
>i definitely feel the same way about her and she was way my type so I'm like I'm dumb for not just being able to speak english confidently right now
>tell her "yeah, i really like you and really have been enjoying spending time with you"
>she asks, "like me like that?"
>me: shitshitshit.jpg
>tell her yes pretty much (don't exactly remember)
>then she's like: "so then... maybe we should kiss now?"
>pic related again

cont.

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>too damn pussy/beta/whatever to kiss her at the moment, everything was happening too fast and I felt even if I gave her the kiss it would be really awkward and bad
>so instead choose to take her hands and hold them in mine for a little while and look at her in the eyes
>we hug each other after that for a little longer than normal
>had to let go of the hug early though because of pic related happened (let go before she could notice too much though)
>we part ways
>text her after saying sorry for being all wishy washy and tell her that the feelings she has are mutual between the two of us
>she says it's fine and all

So now I'm kinda afraid I may have choked an amazing opportunity. I'm seeing her today, later. What should I do robots? Hopefully I can just make my feelings more clear when we meet up.

Ideas?

50$ usd.

Just suck yourself off for free.

>>34501714
I don't know where you live but you can fuck a whore for 30 bucks in Aachen. Getting a bj for 45 isn't bad if you have the money and no other way of making it happen for free I guess

you'll probably blow your load in 30 seconds, so no.

absolutely and originally

>>34501684
>now that the dust has settled
You'd better not be from /vp/

>>34501684
He was /ourguy/ before some Chad btfo'd him in art school

>>34501674
You can't even manage to piss in the toilet?

How fat are you?

>>34501674
maybe stop being gross faggot

>>34501699
Healthy weight, my piss stream sometimes comes out like a sprinkler.

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>that teacher that sided with the girls and usually gave the girls good marks for barely doing anything

>that teacher who always helped you and everyone liked

>>34501624
>that black teacher who was Jewish and a Vegan and got fired for texting his students

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>>34501587
Welcome to the NHK
Lupin the Third: Mine Fujiko to Iu Onna

Highschool DXD

>Boob
>Ass
>Fighting
>Blood
>Mature content

It was my first anime, I'd give it a look

>>34501636
>>34501627
Im bored and feeling autistic, ill check these out, I remember hearing about a show called Highshool of the Dead being pretty good

>>34501572
I eat shin black ramen every time I cum to traps.

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This is the best imo, high quality but sadly costs about as much as 5-10 packs of garbage.

I like to egg drop the soup while its boiling.

>>34501594
Traps are delicious! Just like ramen!
>>34501637
Eggs and ramen are wonderful together!

>>34501507
unironically stupid post

>>34501507
Walk up to the girl and say
>Look this weird muscular guy is threatening to kick my ass unless I talk to you. Please call the cops.

>>34501507
nice abs chad c c c can i touch?