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>be me
>working in IT
>suddenly a new girl starts working here
>instantly become close friends
>constantly text each other, go to lunch together, go home together
>suddenly, everyone thinks we are fucking
>some people tell me I'm such an alpha, hooking up with the new girl so fast
>mfw I'm a KHV
What to do robots? She laughs the gossip off, but I've started to be very nervous at work because of it. Oh and she has a boyfriend, so no, there's no chance of me fucking her.
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>>38936497
The only solution is to fuck her
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tell her to drop the hero and get with the zero
her panties will insta drop.
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>>38936497
Ghost her, you're just her eunuch beta orbiter.
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Can antisocial people hold jobs?
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>>38936481
Do you actually mean antisocial or just asocial?
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>>38936494
Both really, just wondering
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>>38936481
Yeah. I've got the 'tism and I was a cashier at a supermarket for a yearI quit today. You just gotta convince yourself that you're better than other people.
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>fembot
>found out my male friend is into cross dressing and has a fetish for being pimped out
>I've been pimping him out to guys and keeping all the cash for myself
>have been able to quit my job and stay home full time
Ahhh and mom said I needed to go to college
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How much do you charge and for what services
Do you give him a cut
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Nice bullshit roleplaying thread, I'm sure a lot of stupid anons will fall for it to fap to
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>>38936349
Nope he doesn't get any of the money. I buy his slut clothes and makeup but that's not expensive because I usually it dollar store makeup and clothes from the thrift store. I charge 100 for sex 50 for a bj
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Im going to cali tomorrow
how do i meet cali bots
is there a place
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Please come play tennis with me.
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>>38936454
sure, i can do try to do whatever
your tag?
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Where at in cali, it's double the size of most states and euro countries
Also what are your hobbies?
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>5 years since my one sided love began
>chased them for a year before letting up and only rarely seeing them since
>5 years and I'm still not over muh oneitis
>All I do is think about the wrong moves I made
>Hate that they're now taken because I've changed and became actually dateable
>Lately it's gotten even worse as I've been surrounding myself in things that pull me back to that time
Why do I have this pain
Why does it make me hurt so much
Why do I keep making myself remember it when it brings so much pain
I hate it
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>>38936257
>they
Fuck off, hambeast.
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>>38936257
dude i've been there, there's a cure however
>seek new girls even if you have to force yourself
>be patient
>realize that it is theoretically impossible to know that this girl you're feeling bad about is the best you're going to meet, so go and meet new girls to increase your chance
generally just stop being a faggot, suck it up and move on
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>>38936257
Listen to this, anon:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KaYGV_Oxh1I
Your problem is the same as everybody's problem. We are living in the past.
>he doesn't have a trap boyfriend
Do you really want to spend the rest of your life with a roastie that can't provide interesting discussion NOR do anything a wife is supposed to do (cooking, cleaning, nurturing, etc)?
Let's face it: modern females are practically braindead humans. With a soft trap you get the best of both worlds: a bro to talk with and sweet bp to fuck. I used to dislike faggots, but man, i have seen the light. The greeks were homos for a reason and they were pretty damn wise, you know.
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>>38936202
Traps act like women, and are gay retarded brainlets. Nothing but drama and made up mental problems, just find a cute dude instead desu. Besides, they grow old and ugly quickly
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>>38937294
Traps are cutebois in girl clothes
Trap != tranny nor does a trap have to be on hrt.
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>>38937435
They're still faggots who act like women.
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Did the ancient Romans invent traps?
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Traps are as old as civilization. Many native american tribes have words for traps, most languages do
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>>38936196
they used to be all spiritual with the two spirits
Calling them divine messengers between the genders
Modern traps are pretty much sex objects
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>>38936247
Two spirit is actually a meaningless term, it's a modern umbrella sterm to describe trans people from all sorts of tribes. Each tribe that accepted trans people had their own customs for it
Do you think this grill is a qt 3.14 or an uggo?
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I think she looks terrible.
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>>38936133
>Do you think this grill is a qt 3.14 or an uggo?
Somewhere in between. I would fug, but wouldn't be my first choice.
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Mixed race qt with sexy feet.
I just feel like all black girls are just a nanosecond away from a total chimpout rage.
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Do you watch anyone on twitch robots?
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Pretty much all I do is watch twitch streams and browse 4chan.
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summit1g and sodapoppin
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>>38936121
What kind of streams do you like? You don't have to name specifics, I just mean what do you look for in a stream. What would be your ideal?
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Just follow your dreams lmao
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just follow your dreams lmao, just get paid to do what you love lmao
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>>38936106
>ganitorial
you should be killed
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>>38936134
fixed m8
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>>38936106
Are the pauls actually from a rich family?
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>one chance at life
>not born Australian
Lets have a good feels thread
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You can always just move there and gain residency/citizenship
Immigration to Oz is piss easy so long as your white
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>one chance at life
>born in the superior Australia, NZ
>get to mock them regularly
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>>38936955
Unless ypur from New Zealand or the UK I don't think it's that easy. If it is I might look into it.
why couldn't he get laid? was it because he was ugly? was it because he was a manlet? was it because he was socially incompetent?
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>>38936080
Severe social anxiety
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Elliot was relatively inferior to those around him
He was physically weaker, less dominant, and lived in an all-wealthy area
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>>38936116
This
By our standards he was great but he was living in a heavily Chad infested area. He simply couldn't compete with his hapa genes and mediocre wealth.
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How edgy are you, r9k? Please note that I have cast a spell to protect this thread from firm handshake dadposting or any variations thereof.
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>>38936052
tsk tsk tsk, everyone knows there's no incantations or other sort of wizard hogwash until AFTER i finish my first cup... be free!
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Free mana
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Too edgy for your meme threads, buster.
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Enjoy your 54.12 minute lunch break, wagecuck.
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Oh fuck off mate I'm leaving r9k because of these threads u uappy(???
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A fellow lhsfag huh? You shitposting in 5th lunch?
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Hmm, shitposting at lunch time?
Middle school fags get OFF 4chan before it's too late.
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>went to china and found himself a loli wife
>she's a virgin
>bought her back to America and married her
>tfw this guy is living the robot dream
https://youtu.be/yeS8SE5VgDQ
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both are ugly as fugg
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>>38936022
>Loli
Just regular fugly chinese.
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>>38936022
Maybe Handshake Dad was right and Chinese Keith won't have it so bad there after all.