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Well... would ya?
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C'mon anon, don't be shy, I know you would...
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Would I what, OP?
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I can't lie... I would...
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Has anyone here had sex with a celebrity?
Pic related for me the day I met her, but I'm not one to go into details, kissing and telling, and the like.
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>>36540622
>Has anyone here had sex with a celebrity?
>Pic related for me the day I met her, but I'm not one to go into details, kissing and telling, and the like.
proofs?
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I fucked Martin Shkreli. Best night of my life. He's surprisingly awkward in bed for a CEO, but I thought it was cute.
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Didn't fuck her but I was at a college party with Ivanka Trump. She no shit had a train ran on her by a bunch of black dudes and we watched.
How this has not come out in the media yet, I dont know.
Do you guys think a lot of the community on this board will be future sex offenders and creepy old men when they're older?
Is this how sex offenders act when theyre younger? I generally browse r9k because I get a kick out of the fucked up wierd shit, but now with the onset of the Sniffer and Incest threads I'm concerned. These posters obviously are aware incest is illegal so that's not stopping them, are we observing the next generation of pedophiles and flashers?
What are your thoughts on how r9k has been taken over by these freaks and post some of your examples of general autism/screencaps
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>>36540533
Well incest is wincest so I don't see a problem
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>>36540533
No, I'm pretty sure everyone here is way too beta to become a sex offender. Sex offenders are usually Chads. The most that could happen is they get V& for cp.
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>>36540533
Wow, so this is the power of the normalfag mentality.
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My conversation with my dad minutes ago
>anon we spoke to your grandparents and they want you to live with them in Guangzhou (a city in China) to make you normal again, what do you think?
>I'm not sure, I'll think about it
>well it doesn't seem like you're getting better, if you're going to be at home most of the time, you might as well try living in china. You can go with your grands to buy a computer once you're there.
>okay I'll think about it and let you know
>you can't keep being like this, just remember that.
Looks like my family's had enough of me too. Help
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>>36540510
Fuck off with this forced meme.
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>>36540510
STOP POSTING THE SAME THREAD EVERYDAY REEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>36540510
this thread again huh
sage original
Would you be okay with your daughter having sex in your house?
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>>36540492
Yeah, I'd fap to it too, originally.
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Only if it's with me, obviously
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>>36540492
Only if it is with a white male that is able to make a living
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>that feel when someone finds you genuinely attractive both physically and mentally
>that feel when you have satisfying sexual relationships
>that feel when you're appreciated for the value that you bring to another person even if it isn't monetary
>that feel when you are loved.
Feels good man
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>tfw "friends"
wow what a great relationship
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keep it up anon, your fellow robots are rooting for you
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>friends
???
You're obviously the girl getting texted to.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qw_3T7BxAZo
My eyes, are open.
>Muh 6'2'
>Muh heels
>Muh protected
I'm 5'9' at 23, it's fucking over.
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The manlets aren't actually doing all that bad.
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>I'm 5'9' at 23, it's fucking over.
FUCK U IM 5 FOOT FUCKING 2 AND WHITE IM FUCKED YOU STILL HAVE A CHANCE YOU STUPID TALL BASTARD FUCK U
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>>36540736
5'9' is not tall, unless you're in the depths of mexico or someshit.
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"daddy, can some friends from school come over and swim?"
"ok dear, just no drinking or drugs"
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>>36540463
Go back to /pol/. We don't want this shit here. Fuck off.
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>>36540463
Isn't it strange that only the males are black ?
I feel like it's made up to piss off white males.
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>>36540463
Stop this shit and go back REEEEE
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How did you guys move out of your parent's house?
It seems like I will never earn enough money to sustain myself. And if I did I would live a life I hated and eventually kill myself.
People complain about not having a passion. But truth be told having a passion kind of fucks you over.
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I took a student loan and went to college.
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>>36540441
The old-fashioned way. Got a job, built credit, got an apartment. Better get started.
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>>36540467
What's your major?
Kind of don't want to be in debt forever.
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>weeeh weeeh weeeh, I can't get a gf, fuck women, I hate them
Meanwhile, this fat neckbeard is proposing to your qt T H I C C nerd waifu because unlike you HE PUTS HIMSELF OUT THERE and IS HIMSELF. He also gets to the front page of reddit and receives gold membership, meanwhile you virgins are posting sad frogs on a thai ladyboy forum.
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He looks like a big guy.
I'm probably shorter than her.
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>>36540352
>bees himself
>gets Reddit gold
This is poor bait
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>>36540352
>He also gets to the front page of reddit and receives gold membership
Almost had me until this
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Times you fucked up as a kid
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I'll start
>horny 12 year old
>browsing porn on google images
>best porn site
>wonder why everyone is older than me
>type "sexy 12 year olds" "hot sexy 12 year olds" "hot naked 12 year olds" etc.
>click on a link
>find out child porn is illegal
>didn't browse porn for 2 days because I thought cops were coming
>mfw they didn't
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>be le me
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>meet guy online years ago
>super nice and older than me, thought he was cool
>talked every day, shared stuff
>he ended up being interested in me sexually even tho illegal and age difference
>get dick pics from him, never send any back because my cock was pretty small (still is) and didnt wanna embarrass myself
>thick so I sent ass pics, he was adamant on fucking me and was constantly asking for more pictures
>goes on for a year, end up meeting him inn my home country
>he has lost weight and was super attractive and I was pretty attracted to him actually
>end up having sex with him multiple times, each pretty different
>grow up now knowing I helped a pedophile get off
>jerk off to the thought often
won't go into detail unless requested, but it's kind of frightening my lack of self awareness.
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>>36540286
>started going on 4chins when I was 14 (I'm 20 now, pls no ban)
>/b/ obviously has or had a lot of dick pictures
>tfw I am bi
>tfw my mom told me to stop looking at rude pictures of dicks on this '4chan'
>tfw she probably knows I'm bi but without really catching me out
I guess it's better she didn't find gore threads or whatever else may have been on /b/ then
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I can't talk to people at work.
I can talk to friends, but I've been working at the same place for a year now and haven't actually made a friend and rarely have short, forced conversations with others if we're forced to be on the same break.
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I am kinda the same. I'm only friends with one guy I trained with. It doesn't matter to me though. If I really wanted to talk to people I guess I could. I could be like the people that try to engage me in conversation, the forced ones. I just do like almost everyone in the break room does. I stay silent and stare at my phone. Sometimes I don't go in there at all. It's less awkward if I can stay on a bench somewhere in the store and be alone.
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exactly the same. im known as "the ghost of the offiice" because of how quiet and illusive i am
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>>36540287
But I really do want to talk to a lot of these people.
In school I was fairly popular and had good enough social skills. But I was popular by being a complete cess pool and cancer to everyone around me.
It's the only way I learned to make friends and now that won't work, and I don't want to be mean to these guys.
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There are people browsing r9k RIGHT NOW who unironically believe this.
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Dont' you remembered when Trunks fights Cell but cell is too fast even though Trunks is stronger? Trunks can't even hit Cell
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>>36540230
throw a pocket spider at his face and then attack while he is distracted
with those arms / shoulders he should be unable to reach most of his head or back
ggez
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>>36540364
This exactly. Speed and stamina always wins
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Why don't guns feel as cool as weapons like swords? It's hard to describe, but guns just feel like tools and not something you'd look at and say "this is my weapon". Like, most people wouldn't really feel like they'd want to paint a picture of a modern rifle. Have guns just not been around long enough to reach the same level of being romanticized?
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Generally swords were more personal. You got up and close whereas guns are able to be a personal weapon yet are usually used for range.
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Because using a sword confers that the user has some kind of tangible skill more readily than a gun
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>>36540249
>>36540221
Also with guns you don't feel the impact when your weapon hits the opponent's flesh.
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ITT: the superheroes of /r9k/
post superpowers, however unimportant.
would call myself bodily fluids man.
>can throw up at will from years of living with bulimia
>must jerk off every day, can orgasm about ten times before losing hard on
>can spit a cherry stone a great distance
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>>36540157
I enjoyed this. orgigiaig
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>>36540157
Vid of cherry stone spitting?
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Teach me bulimia plz