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FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME, BRETT, I AM NOT GAY STOP PLEASE HITTING ON ME IT MAKES ME FEEL REALLY UNCOMFORTABLE THANK YOU
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>>38515320
uncertain that I even want a gf anymore
I think that I do but then i think about how much I actually want to be around people and then i'm very conflicted.
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>>38515320
>getting flustered by a little homo attention

They thrive off that you know
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Sure feels good to have approximately forty to sixty more years of this bullshit.

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>Tired of being poor

>Watch 'Die Hard'

>See the greatest villain to ever be in a action movie

Imagine becoming him, being successful, make shit loads of cash and live on a paradise island.
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So now that 4chan has a terminal case of brain cancer, where else is there to go?
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Another imageboard, a social media site, IRC/Discord, outside. Choose your new poison.
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>>38515300
>finally going to die
Why the fuck would you want to leave then?
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>>38515332
>outside
Normalshit detected. This word literally means nothing. I go outside almost every day. What am I looking for?

>>38515343
It'll be years from now. And the old fucker has gotten senile. I'm tired of watching him shit himself and think he's being clever while I have to remind him of basic facts of reality over and over again. I want the fucker to just die already.

>tfw no pee pee poo poo gf
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>wake up fembot, I hope you're hungry because I've got something for you to eat

wat do
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leave me alone avril lavigne

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Why did my parents have to engage in dysgenics?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBBrSSyp7_M

Uh...
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Roh-roh!
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that vast array of autism shoes holy fuck
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>>38416239
you do understand he is a paid actor, r-right?

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currently doing mine right now.
either fill out this chart or submit your own templates.
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This chart seems like a lot of work to fill out.
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>>38515306
It looks like a fun little project. I'll save it for future use.
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>>38515306
do whatever comes to mind in text form, then.

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Women don't even have to fucking hide it anymore
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>>38416213
>would rather marry a dog and take the knot than settle for you

And they have the gall to complain about sex robots replacing them.

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It's time for another sandwich
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>>38416182
do you mean *burger*??

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>check mail before going to work
>vinyl record I ordered has arrived
>can't really check it out yet so just open package and leave it on my room
>get home from work
>find out that sister opened it up and extracted the .FLAC files into my computer because she knows I was going to be working late and didn't want me dealing with extracting the files late at night
>didn't get the joy of opening a fresh new record and extracting the songs myself
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>>38515292
With all of the ones you've had before, and her never doing any?
Stop posting frogs. It's turning you into someone who is selfish and cruel.
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>>38515292
that's really not an excuse to touch your property...
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>>38515292
What record did you get?

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>tfw had a dream I hooked up with the cute goth girl from high school
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I'm sick and tired
>my younger sister 15 keeps talking about the same shit "friends and her ex" in front of me
>I keep saying countless times not to talk about that in front of me and to go somewhere else and do it since I have my own problems and I don't want to hear that shit
>she keeps talking about it
Wat do
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>>38515275
You have to give her an extremely tight bear hug and ask her politely to stop because it's really bothering you
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>>38515275
Just start interrupting her whenever she starts talking to you.
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>>38515275
Really gets my autism going when I see people post pictures from things they have no idea about, you probably have no idea what that picture is from OP. I hope your sister bores you with her vain bullshit for the rest of your life faggot.

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>Defeat anxieties for a bit
>Go outside for a walk
>Kids told to come home urgently
>Women cross the road
>Old people call me names
>Men give me mean looks
The world isn't meant for people like me.
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>>38416058
Post a pic. I want to see what sort of monstrosity can cause this much panic in a neighborhood.
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It doesn't happen to me bro it must be all in your head
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>>38416116
This place is the only solace I have, I don't want to ruin that.

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Has anyone here considered starting a porn website as a way to meet and fuck girls?
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How would that work, couldn't you just become a porn actor?
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>>38416306
Ehh I think my dick is too small for most professional studios

and I'd prefer to run my own business and shoot my own scenes, can pick what girls I want and have creative control
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>>38416306

Every asshole wants to be a porn actor. You'd have to be ripped and have connections.

Or you become the producer/actor dude who pays everybody out of pocket at a loss so that you can fuck girls and be ugly at the same time

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