>pretend I'm eating an MRE whenever I'm eating shitty food
Anyone else do autistic shit like this?
I only newly discovered the mre youtube thing because od that thread. Seems like a good idea op. Could imagine coldbshowervisbpart of militrary teaining
>>38401571
Same here
Watching him now
>mom uncovered the cum cacoon
THIS IS THE END LADS
>sister finds the modded Skyrim
Dad discovered the deadly dick
>>38512015
>Great Uncle Ephraim discovered the amniotic fluid lava lamp
THINK OF ME FONDLY FROM TIME TO TIME FELLAS
ITT: awkward moments that make you want to kill yourself
>Eating lunch at a table with like 8 or 9 girls, couple of guys
>One guy has photographic memory, can remember everyone's shoe type
>I say "I can remember everyone's pants"
>Tell them what shorts they were wearing
>They all think I was staring at their asses
>mfw
>>38401504
fake and gay, kys OP
LOVE ME LOVE ME SAY THAT U LOVE ME
fooI me fool me go on and fool me
kiss me kiss me say that you miss me
WRONG SONG YOU FUCKING IDIOT
Hey /r9k/,
You guys all seem pretty sad, so I thought of a fun little activity that out to cheer you up!
Take the picture in this post and send it to your girlfriend! Ask her which faces you've made during lewd activities, and you can tell her what kinds of faces she's made as well! You can't really control what kinds of faces you make when you're going through that level of stimulation, so it's interesting to find out.
Have fun! No need to thank me!
>>38401403
>girlfriend
Ha...haha, yeah.... yeah....
O4 because nothing's fucking there
Hey my boys from the r9k it is PAY DAY! Post those balances of yours now!
And to that pos faggot who says my balance is always the same: you are wrong, and you are a faggot. Peace.
>>38511996
Should I go into work tomorrow, sat, and sun for an extra hundred?
>>38512165
Forgot the appropriate image.
>>38511996
these threads are just fucking dumb and boring
>Get into Vaporwave and Future Funk
>Listen to original 90s japanese songs they're based off
>Look at pics of my side profile
>Realize I look like a fucking retard jamming to this genre
Anyone else know these feels?
Just go and listen to comfy weather channel music from the 80s and 90s. It's vaporwave without the internet hipster faggotry
http://twcclassics.com/audio/years.html
>>38401399
Yea I feel the same when I listen to anything, being Japanese/Hispanic makes it hard to look good listening to anything
>>38401399
hit the gym. it helped me. if its really bad learn to use cosmetics and how to dress in a way that compensates until you can afford surgery
Is he the savior of the white race?
>>38511930
A-anon.... please tell me this isn't real.
>>38511930
Always knew he was bent
>>38512019
you can just tell he's abused the fuck out of his anus
also getting hard on your show isn't very classy but this is also the guy who pissed in a bowl of cereal and ate it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5DcA1TtaP_c
how do i move a small town for a big city? I just want to live in a bad part of town and stop being a pussy and become a rapper.
It's gonna be a lot of evictions, and I don't know why a big city would want you to do that
>>38401934
I wanna live in the streets and sell crack
give her the systemD~~~~
>>38401359
FUCK OFF LENNART
>>38402102
Stallman said that?
Hey, remember that time that he ate something off of his foot?
>>38402174
tbqh I pick my foot sometimes too
Who else is suffering from acne? And if so, how bad?
Whats the point of getting in shape/self improving if i dont have friends or go anywhere
Im going to be back in school for the first time in over a year and im scared
>>38401319
Because then you're strong like goku and vegeta.
daily reminder that if have any of the following:
>a job
>go to university
>have a gf
>aren't a virgin
>post from your phone
>have girls in your phone/ messenger
You are a normie.
>b-b-b-uh i am a r-robot I'm awkward and shy haha
no. you're a failed normie.
I prefer the term "rogue normie", my autistic friend.
>>38511954
i'll just call you scum
>>38511909
>>>have girls in your phone/ messenger
but what if she's my sister
Black bois and Jews utterly wrecked.
>>38401294
I'm only into 2D girls though.
Why do Americans worship the rich?
>>38511851
It's not just Americans that worship the rich. Everyone does.
Brainwashed from birth. And don't even start on the learn a trade meme
>>38511851
America has no glorious historied culture by which to measure itself nor through which it can strive to honor.
The only thing an American understands is the comparison of money piles. And they believe a large pile of money is the dream they should pursue at any cost.
Obviously this doesn't produce a noble history but rather just a lot of garbage piles and circus acts.
Nonetheless the Americans persist and who can blame them because without the money pile in the distance they'd be forced to reckon with the garbage pile at their feet.