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This is part of the reason why people didn't like me at a past school.

>Be me
>Computer Buisness class
>"What would your ideal business be?"
A morgue. Let me explain my reasoning. The point of a business is to make money, right? To make money you need to provide a item or service that has a demand. People will always be dying, so there would always be a demand for your service. Not weird, right?
>Raises my hand (something I never do)
>Teacher: "Yes anon?"
>"I want to be the guy who takes care of dead bodies"
>Teacher: "Ok someone else?"
>He didn't let me explain
>Takes me a second to realize what I said
>Hear people whispering
>"Did you hear that?"
>Disgusted looks
People didn't talk to me at all from then on
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I'm sure people didn't like you before. You could have brushed that comment off if you were socially savvy.
One comment is not going to bury you, you were probably weird in other aspects and didn't even realize it
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>>37217511
Can somebody explain what was wrong? I'm not a native Speaker and for me it seems to be exactly what he "thought" before.
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>>37217511
you fucking kike jew shlomo, funerals and morgues are designed to steal money from grieving people you christ killer

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Guys, how do I cure my crippling social anxiety? I want a job because I'm poor and I need to pay my bills. I don't want to be a fucking depressing NEET, but I literally get panick attacks every time I even go outside, to the store etc. I have to man even for the smallest things, its fucking pathetic.

Help me, PLEASE
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if we had the answers, do you really think we would still be fucking around on an autistic messageboard?
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Take benzos, thas' it mane, enjoy feeling drowsy all the time but at least no autism attacks
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>>37217601
nope, dont do this, especially since doctors are faggots more worried about the DEA than your health so you'll run into issues with refills and other bullshit. sure, they'll work for like ~3 months but then they stop working and now you're dependent. You're better off taking like 3 shots of hard liquor before you go out to get a lil buzz going. Works pretty much the same but not as long as a long acting benzo, like klonopin would. Takes a while to get dependent on alcohol, especially if you don't drink every day.

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Admit it. As comfy as it is to sit here and waste our lives together, we are indeed wasting our lives. No matter who comes here, no matter how right we are, no matter how successful you may be in life, everyone that comes to hang out on /r9k/ is wasting their lives. Same goes for pretty much everywhere else on the internet except for a few exceptions.
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>>37217193
Dunno, being entertained and having a chuckle at all thee pathetic beta autistic losers is time well spent in my book.
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At least I'm wasting it efficiently.
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LIFE IS ONE BIG MASSIVE SEX-FILLED, SHOPPING-SPREE, VALIDATION-GIVING, EGOBOOSTING, GODMODE FUN-FAIR RIDE FOR WOMEN.

A day in the life of a girl is worth more than years of your shitty coping videogame-filled existence.

UNDERSTAND THAT IF A WOMAN HAD TO LIVE YOUR LIFE, SHE WOULD KILL HERSELF. SHE WOULD DEEM IT INHUMANE. A sub8 man's life is like that of a COCKROACH in women's eyes.

The life of a woman who goes outside is full of men trying to give you money, sex, validation, accomodation, benefits, work, gifts, holidays, houses. If the average man had to spend a year as a woman then return to life as a man, he would form so many mental disorders that it would undoubtedly end in suicide.
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>>37216849
What the FUCK is wrong with you people? Never seen more delusional people in my fucking life
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>>37216849
Female here. Can you tell that to my 8 year old self while I was getting molested by a family member?
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>>37216866
>What the FUCK is wrong with you people? Never seen more delusional people in my fucking life
He's right though, faggot.

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how do i make sure i don't have schizophrenia
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be more factual and evidence based
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>>37216720
But i'm not even sure if what i'm seeing is what there factually is
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>>37216767
My friend is scitzo and he thinks everyone is a vampire and there's government plots out to get him and he's being watched and he thinks his family is Masonic and he's cursed and he sold his soul and he randomly flipped out and ran around wearing a mask and painting his car with house paint until they arrested him for it

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>tfw no socially retarded Israel skelly GF
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not only is she gorgeous, she's a good person
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>>37216771
You don't know that, apparently she can be quite a bitch off camera. The 'psychological' type

But I suppose all middle eastern women are
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>>37216804
being a bitch is hot though. depending. and it shows she's not just a doormat.

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Does anyone here think raped is fucked up? I can't even see a girl being in something like that like my brain won't let me picture it and it's all fucked up.

If I never rape I won't end up with a rape victim gf right?
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Knowing how women are, I could care less about the whole rape culture.
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>>37216627
You'll eventually find one you like unless you're a total loner ass hole
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>>37216609

Last 3 girls I've ha a relationship with have been rape victims. My side gril I'm very sure is also, but I don't have confirmation. It's awful to hear them talk about it desu

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Are single mother boys condemned to grow up to be what we are?
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uhh no, most single mother boys I know always have tons of girlfriends
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No. Half of the time Chad has a single mother.
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Not that I've seen, it's usually the parents or parent that has kids and tells them best of luck. Never teaching them or educating them or caring about school or socializing

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>treat everyone nicely
>get shitted on
>treat everyone as if they were worthless trash
>become succesful while being loved by everyone
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>>37216415
This actually happened to me. This world is ruled by Satan but i think god wants us to obey him.
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>the one meme I generally dislike
>been treated like sludge all my life
>find it difficult to treat others like garbage
>this is truly sad
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>>37216487
It's difficult for me too, but think of it as the slave master morality, you do it for their own good.

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This thread better still be up by the time I wake up in 8 hours
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>>37216412
>implying you're going to wake up from this never ending nightmare
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>>37216412
Look at this net that I just found

Oregon trail
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>>37216519
Look at these dubs that I just found

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Her name was Georgina Callander she was 18 years old
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This is now a Robert Paulson thread.
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and now she's dead years old
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>>37216888
trips don't lie

oregano

Has anyone here ever had any positive experiences with energy drinks? They just give me a very slight boost and then I feel bad after. They really do seem like huge wastes of money at this point.
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I drink a pint of monster and a pint of vodka and it makes my chest feel funny
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>>37216164
They don't do anything to me, I drink them now and then for the taste, I used to drink 4+ a day and I never felt anything.

Same with coffee, does not do a damn thing, just tastes nice.
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why don't you just buy horse semen from your local dealer and mix it with caffeine so you get the same drink without the additives?

Anons how big is too big? How does one obtain one of these rare milky hucows?
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are you looking for the ingredients to a magic fucking potion or something?

you know what you need to do, you're just too lazy and pussy to follow through, that's all.
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>>37216166
Yes give me the ingredients anon-kun
I need to make myself a hucow who is so big she can't leave
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it's amazing. 3 years ago when i discovered Princessdust she was actively having her cams removed from the internet.
i was jacking off to one of her videos and it literally got taken down in the middle of my jerk sesh.

now i see her posted every day and she has tons of content up.

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>mfw normies literally fall apart with stress over exams they didn't even bother to study for until the last minute

I don't think I've ever been as worried over an exam as normies are. They'll practically be tearing their hair out over that shit, it's bizarre.
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>don't talk to me when I haven't had my coffee yet
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>i prefer irl sex
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>>37216010
>getting upset/mourning after people have already died
It's literally the equivalent of crying over spilt milk. If my mum dies I wouldn't care.

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Post Discords!

This one is very cosy and only consists of nice people: discord gg/HfJvhJX
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>>37215997
By the way, Shnam is also here!
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>>37216421
>>37215997
So it's an orbit server then
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>>37216421
>Advertising with "you get the opportunity to orbit this pretty girl"

I was going to check it out, but now... no thanks.


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