White and black people can't be robots. Both can fuck just about any girl in the world without even trying because of the "muh master race" and "muh BBC" memes.
The only true robots are brown skinned manlets.
>>35259495
Fuck off, shitskin. This board is for WHITES ONLY
Go back to the desert
>>35259495
There are white women I know who unironically FUCK niggers just because they have a BBC. Maybe you should try not being a fucking Indian freak and then they'd pay you attention
We could solve this problem with ethnostates.
It would solve so many problems, and benefit everybody.
I told my psychiatrist I would love to suck a penis but i'm not a homo.
She was quiet
I continued with:
>but at the same time I would never want a girl to kiss my asshole but I wouldn't mind kissing hers.
What conclusion do you think she made of that?
wtf does this have to do with therapy? you just wanted to be lewd in front of a woman
>>35259472
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>>35259487
She wanted to know what was on my mind. It's an actual question btw. What do you think she told me?
Why didn't you just ask out that girl you liked? What were you afraid of?
>>35259416
I did faggot that's why I'm depressed.
>>35259416
She said she hated me.
>>35259416
Because of I'm out of her league, I'm not that much of an autist to not get it
>mfw mommy discovers the cum magnetron
Now we only have to wait for the tadpoles to activate. All according to plans.
>>35259344
>Uncle Jimmy confiscates the cum distillery
>He doesn't know it's actually filled with bis(2-chloroethyl) sulfide and can be remotely detonated
>>35259344
>sister enters the cum cathedral
Soon she will be impregnated and my plot will come to fruition
>Grandfather finds the diarrhea didgeridoo
Soon the orchestra will be complete....
>get pressured by empolyer to get typed for donating bone marrow/ stem cells a few years ago
>got called today that I am a match and could save a life
>There is a 50% chance patient is female
>Its highly likely that reciever is a normie
>tell them to delete me from their database
WOMAN AND NORMIES BTFO
>>35259288
You're a monster. An original monster
>>35259288
gave me a good laugh. good job, op
>>35259288
I would eat my stem cells and organs before I donate them to normie scum.
Are there any girls that have a manlet fetish?
Usually when I see I hot girl I refrain from even trying to talk to her because I know she will judge me in her mind and make fun of my appearance. I hardly resemble a man and I can't stand the thought of this so I back away as far as I can and let the Chad flirt with her. If only there were girls who approached a shy and unconfident guy like me that would make me very happy, unfortunately this is only a virgin man's dream.
Why don't you man up and stop being a faggot? No girl finds an insecure whiner attractive.
>>35259247
My one male friend is kinda short, but I don't like him because I have a "manlet fetish".
I don't really care about height all that much, but I suppose a lot of girls do, so I guess most of the time they'll judge you for your height, which sucks for you I guess.
>>35259400
Nah, actually girls don't care about height. But some guys have insecurity issues because of it, and that makes them unattractive.
>a qt3.14 girl texted me a meme at three in the morning
What does it mean, yo!?
>>35259218
It means you're both cancer
>>35259218
she either wants the dick, or she's one of those 'LE SO RANDOM XDDD I TEXT MAYMAYS TO MY FRIENDS AT 3 IN THE MORNING XDDDD :33333 LOL RAWR XDDDD'
>>35259218
>You will never gave a qt3.14 girl texting you memes at 3am
"When are you free this weekend? Let's go for coffee?"
That's what it means OP.
I get 900$ us for "schizophrenia".
what about you?
All my NEET bucks come from investments. I've been building it up over many years. It started at only 500 per month, but now I get thousands
How did you manage to get diagnosed? I have been put into the mental ward and seen multiple psychiatrists, but they only ever diagnose a psychosis. What am i doing wrong?
>>35259212
On that sweet BPD bux lad.
>"Haha, look at Anon play his Nintendo Switch! He's so adorable, it's like watching a little kid!"
Jokes on you I didnt buy a switch.
>>35259208
>implying that pink haired one doesnt have one
oyyyyyy lad
>>35259208
me in the red shirt
>YOU WILL ALWAYS BE ALONE
how do you feel about this?
>>35259121
MENTAL
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>>35259121
>how do you feel about this?
Sometimes I'm okay with it.
Sometimes it makes me consider suicide.
>>35259121
Perfectly fine
Women aren't worth it and hold no value anymore
Rather be a faggot if i cared about anyone else
Varg is right about MGTOW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSqrbdM8XjI
Would you eat this woman's shit?
MGTOW is a joke, it's a millennial cult of despair that exists only to validate betamales choice to drop out.
If they were serious about wanting a traditional family, they should be willing to work hard to create one.
Blaming women is stupid, they didn't change their basic nature. Men however turned into numale cucks that allow women to run rampant and jump on as many dicks they want.
You've essentially been too beta to tell women no, and now you think anyone is going to miss you when you refuse to do anything and just say "i quit you will miss me eventually".
Women don't care. Woman aren't responsible. It is the job for men to fix things, if you quit you deserve nothing and it explains why all you have in life is a figurine collection and your steam achievements.
>>35259093
he got so old..
It's made it a lot less fun, that's for sure. I remember when "raids" were essentially just screwing around with middle schoolers, preventing them from playing their stupid little internet games on the internet. Now everybody wants to scream at city councilwomen on twitter about how they're going to chop her tits off and rape her kids, because she wrote some facebook post about trannies in bathrooms. Or finding some guy who said nigger once on a drunk livestream, and flooding his bosses with pissy phone calls until they have to fire him. And then continuing to flood them with pissy phone calls for a week after that. People have stopped coming online to relax and have a good time, and politics is at the core of why.
>>35259040
Politics are just a sickness the fucking normies dragged in by constantly expanding their influence on the internet. When back then they used to lurk more until they atleast could hide their normiefaggotry, later they just jumped into discussions nobody wanted them in just to be btfo by others and nowadays they have the audacity to accuse you of being whatever slur they find because you do not want the outside world in here.
Plebs always did and always will ruin everything.
Your only escape are more obscure boards, or atleast boards heavily tied to an interesst. All the others are filled with normie filth that lost its way while walking down to fagbook.
>>35259040
No trigglets did. Politics stays in 1-2 threads and is mostly memes while trigglets feel the need to make dozens of threads and constantly whine and shitpost when someone has an opinion that triggers them. People like you take this place waaaay to seriously lmao we just want our memes we arent going to self censor to please people that came here within the past year
>>35259172
"Normies" 2014- loud chads, women, people with excellent social skills and jus b urself types
"Normies" 2017- what to call your opposition when pushing an idea
Misusing ""normies"" is one of the most normalfagt things you can do tbqh
>Go on /pol/
>Make a thread defending Isreal
Oh anons, im feeling /devilish/ today
>>35259028
>Go to class
>Write a paper denying the holocaust
Somebody stop me
>>35259038
>Back it up with credible souces
>Make productive arguments
>Make it about a controversial topic
Oh anon you devilish individual you
>>35259038
>Go onto /ck/
>Ask them how to make eggs
>Board implodes
Oh anons my devilish levels are extreme
Hello roaches.
You're all pawns dancing around my board, and even if a pawn makes it to the end it's still just a playing piece.
>>35259007
>tfw to intelligent two fall for your tricks
>>35259021
You've already fallen into my trap.
You are a puppet dancing on THEIR strings.
>implying it wasnt all just part of my plan to fall into your trap
with each move Im getting closer to you, puppet master
>playing killing floor 2 drunk whilst listening to kpop
>playing Everquest while stoned listening to lacuna coil
>playing rocket league while listening to serbian nationalist music
>>35258999
I will accept the fact you're Serbian because you're playing a god tier game