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>>39242975
Did those balls get sunburn

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>>39242975
That's knob-rot mate. Aka leprosy of the nads.

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My balls were like this once when I was like 12. I'm a total kissless virgin but they get like that again I'll pay a prostie to suck all that shit off.

>>39242927
>>board is called Robot9000
It's actually called ROBOT9001 budd-o.

>board is called Robot9000
Is it?

>>39242966
It used to be.

Original comment

>>39242511
i look like an ugly version of him

he did a good job of portraying a robot in taxi driver

we're all worse then a character in a movie about a person that's a total mess

>>39242542
i wish i was an ugly version of him

oh i know that feeling!

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>phone beeps
>stomach and heart instantly drop
>it's just a message from my phone company

>take a telesales job over the summer
>suck at first but eventually turn natural on the phone
>rolls over into real life

Highly recommend this anons

>>39242505
you lost me at friend

good thread
1231991

>>39242505
now this is the kind of original thread that we need more of on /r9k/

>>39242471
I did, she broke my heart.

It wasn't the rejection, it was her stringing me along until I told her how much I liked her, then she said "thanks, I just wanted to hear that" and the dropped me like a hot potato.

I never really knew what to do with a girl or how to keep someone entertained even if she said yes.

>>39242471
She is already taken that's why, feels bad

Grand white illusion in the sky...

>>39242470
No.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qaeXRM5N1yE

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>>39242650
Out of my thread motherfucker.

>>39242643
God is very much real, my friend.

>>39242299
ofc

It's not real


Tbh senpai.

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reminder that if you think reddit spacing is anything more than a meme designed to bait redditors you need to go back there

>>39242299
reminder that its called reddit spacing because in order to make line breaks on reddit you have to press space multiple times and real reddit spacing would look something like this if you did it on 4chan:
Hello

What the original fuck is that image trying to say

>>39242260
>trying to force the mental illness meme

You guys really did take the bait.

>>39242336
I dont know either

English isnt my first language and OP's pic is really confusing the fuck out of me

>>39242243
good, it means you have a warrior inside, you should nurture that part of you through strengthening your spirit and body

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>>39242268
Can't i just be myself ?

>>39242302
if you are okay with what you are now then ok, but as a aware being you should pursue some evolution in your existence

>>39242031
>Where is Kakyoin?
you missed him

>>39242098
What day is he on?

>>39242031
him died

>>39241854
enjoy paying for her 40+ dollar meal (with tip of course)

>>39241854
just let the conversation flow. If its the first time you're meeting her just ask her very general questions and let her talk. Women love talking about themselves. If she asks you questions use that to lead into another question for her while also adding an anecdotal story about some past experience that you grew from. Women love men with actual stories, just don't outright tell them. They don't actually give a shit about the story, just the aspect that you HAVE stories to tell.
Make sure you make physical contact with her throughout the date as well, could be just brushing her arm with your hand to emphasize a point or a good hug when you first meet. Remember to try and give her a small kiss on the cheek if she seems affectionate. If she let's it happen then look into her eyes and wait for her to pull you into an actual kiss. They love to feel wanted like that.
Good luck anon, I believe in you.

>>39241854
make sure to put your coat in puddles to establish your dominance

You misunderstand the psychology of turning prison gay.

Nope. Your pedophilia never gets better. Just learn to live with it and try to stay out of trouble.

>can pedophiles go prison normal

No because they're always killed. The first think your bunk mate will do is look for you papers and if they find out that you're there for hurting children then you're 100% going to be killed.

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>>39241796
>Whys is it so boring
Because it's too easy since we don't really have to do anything anymore, civilization makes life easy for everyone

>why our hearts yearn for adventure
because our ancestors before civilization were hunter gatherers which mean they constantly moved and fought for their survival. They barely had time to enjoy things. After agriculture people could settle down and build cities and communitites. Too many people, too much farmland, too much hunting, too much fishing and too many buildings make it next to impossible to live like out ancestors did

>we live in a period of unnatural peace
there is always shit going down somewhere in the world, ifyou want war go fight terrorists in Mali, Syria or Somalia

>why do you spend your time on vidya and anime trying to forgot about your life?
see previous points, life is boring

>I will tell you, we are warriors, adventurers, conditioned by our past lifetimes to face situations testing us to our limits but once we are spawned here in this world bereft of greater excitement or real challenge... we wander aimlessly.
I wouldn't consider myself a warrior or an adventurer

Stop trying to be edgy, just enjoy the comfiness of modern society while it still lasts

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AAARRRRGGHHHH!!!!
Feel the wrath of the ocean!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nD_CpAlhXp4

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>>39241990
>Stop trying to be edgy
I always chuckle when somebody tells me that, life without drama is not worth living, world breaking apart and shit hitting the fun is the climax of life.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6J373vtjn6Y

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>>39241790
Where u live OP

Originy

>>39241790
Have you ever went out when it was raining grabbed a cup or something and have it fill up?

I did I drank rain water

>>39241835
In Norway.
I wish i lived in a comfy place.