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friendly reminder that this is what your feet are supposed to look like
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Yes the modern practice of wearing shoes is akin to chinese food binding... it causes the atrophy of the bones and tissue... were you never to have worn shoe... this is what your feet should look like.... the key is the splayed out toes and the big toe to heel alignment ... people who wear shoe walk with inturned heels and are flat footed, which causes a mis alignment in the spine.
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>>36748733
Now post what breasts would look like without bras.
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>>36748861
>chinese food binding

*Chinese FOOT binding.

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> have robot bf
> tiny penis, <5 inches erect
> faps to hentai and cums on his figurines
> goes on /pol/ and /r/the_donald when not on /r9k/

Mfw I fell for the "why don't you date a robot" meme
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>>36748674
what you actually want is a cyborg or failed normie bf btw
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>>36748674
> Cums on his figurines
Source????
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>>36748674
the problem is you're a close minded idiot op

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Which writers suffered the most and captured it well?
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F. Kafka.
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>>36748543
All of them, you don't put words on page instead of speaking them if you're happy
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There's a board for you >>>/lit/

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Why is it that guys make it a point to project their insecurities onto women rather than just letting it happen and seeing if they notice/care. It puts pressure on them to react and then guys get upset over there reaction
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>>36748540
I don't quite understand your argument. Give me an example.
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>>36748634
You think your dick is small. You warn your potential women that your dick is small. She says it's not a problem, I'm sure it's not small etc.

You keep telling her it's really small don't be surprised... Soon she starts to get discouraged.. Maybe it's like suuuper tiny or there's something else wrong, maybe your super self conscious.

She says never mind we don't have to move so fast.

You tell her it's okay but just know it's super tiny. Then if you have sex you spend the aftermath asking again and again if it felt good, if it was okay, sorry for being so bad. All this to the point of running her off because she can't nurture your feelings constantly. Women do it too but it's equally unattractive when men do it
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Sorry op at work. So im slow to reply lol

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Is anyone else fearing that in the future internet forums like this wouldn't exist because they'll all be virtual reality chatrooms where you actually have to stand there and talk to avatars in a virtual world or something?

I know it's not "real" social interaction, but it's still close enough to the real thing to make me nervous.
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No. Stop worrying about it. Take a step outside. Clear your head. It's just your imagination.
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I hate how so many sites want you to use your IRL name. I like my sophomoric pseudonyms I use online
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>>36748537
That shit worries me all of the time
Like they will have records of my body posture and my stutter
I will apply for a job and they will look up my chat history and throw me intro the sarlaac pic

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would you date a girl who only referred to you as "daddy" or "big daddy" at all times and used never your given name?
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if she was hot, yeah. I'd never show her to my family tho
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>>36748536
As hot as that would be during sex, it would get old and embarrassing real fast especially in public.
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Never choke or press against the throat. You're just supposed to gently squeeze on the sides to cut off circulation.

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Love,Salvation and the Fear of Death.
I am 26 now KHV and have heard thousands of songs and this is the one for me which speaks to me the most. You?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xQnSPfYSGg
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>>36748528
What a fucking shit song, it just says that you're 16yo edgy kid
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>>3674858 I don't understand unless you are trolling.
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>>36748580
This is legitimate anyone want to say their own groups?

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>"hey buddy, I got a flattie in back, could you give me a quick pump?"
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>>36748512
"A-actually, I have somewhere I need to be. I'm r-really sorry. Hope you find someone to h-h-h-help."

I was only pretending to be awkward. Dumb bitch.
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>>36748512
You want me to fuck you up the butt? Ok but bear with me, I've never done this before and we're gonna have to go dry.
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I saw a girl jogging my way yesterday and just ran off into the forest. I hate seeing other people when I go into the woods

*blocks you're path*

i didn't want it to have too come to this u know.....

my research is not yet complete....but just this should be enough to finish u

HEAVENLY SHELL: LEFT ARM OF METATRON - INITIALIZE.....
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i'm sorry anon i can't let you do that
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For those extreme fapping sesions?
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>>36748504
You underestimate the power of my right hand OP.
It has been strenghtened through countless hours of jerking off.

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aight post your robot productions

https://soundcloud.com/lilshademusic/skygirl

>sadboy
>cloud rap

give each other feedback
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>>36748455
I like it man. I make music but I've just started recently and I don't think its great.
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https://youtu.be/hVQWV8jO-Ac

mines is acoustic guitar music check it out
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>>36748848
I like it mang

Do robots know much about cars?
Do you have one?

The normies in my uni talk 24/7 about cars but I never really had one and cant understand much.

It seems an interesting topic but I dont know much about it.

What should I learn about cars?
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That's a golf 4 isn't it? :3

unless it's a jetta
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This my car

It's fun to drive
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>>36748990
yes its a golf 4 indeed
I plan to get one with 1.9 tdi engine but I dont understand much

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Women are ruining this board, just like they ruin everything else
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tru

Origiiiiinallllll
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At least we don't have republicans.
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>>36748590
>tru
Great contribution. you're probably one of the roasties ruining this board with such unoriginality

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*blocks your path*
*exhales a huge cloud right into your face*
>Whats wrong with anon? Doesn't he know it's just a plant?
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I read this in a bratty tone
all druggies need to die REEEE
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HAHA IT'S JUST AN HERB IT COME FROM DA EARTH
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>>36748341
What's wrong with this slut? Doesn't she know she's just a dumb bitch? And so are you.

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Fuck my life. My brother's GF moved in with us about 2 months ago and I can't believe it. WHY WHY WHY must you bring her home and actually have her stay with us it is not fair. Why must you remind me that i am 22 years old and never had a GF, never kissed a girl, and still a virgin. I hear them have sex atleast 3x a week and the sound just kills me inside. My brother is 19 and I thought he would turn out like me but something happened and he changed into some fucking normie and now is happy as he can be. HOW?!?! HE WAS A FAT LOSER LIKE ME BUT WHY DID HE DECIDE TO LOSE WEIGHT, GET FIT AND BECOME SOME HANDSOME FUCKING NORMIE. WHY COULDNT YOU JUST STAY THE SAMEEE. WHY DO YOU DESERVE A BETTER LIFE THAN ME. WE GREW UP THE SAME. I am so mad and jealous. FUCK FUCK FUCK I want to say something but the beta in me prevents me from doing so. I want everything he has. He has a beautiful GF, license, he is doing well in school, good looks, great body. FUCKING WHYYY. I lie to my parents that i have a GF because I don't want them to think i am some loser but they fucking know that i am bullshitting.

She has lived here for 2 months and I haven't said a word to her. Fuck me what do i do.
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>>36748290
Get over it or move out you fucking creep. Stop hoping other people lose their happiness instead of doing nothing about yours. God I fucking hate scum like you.
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Just be nice to her, having a girl to get advices for getting other girls is always good
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>>36748359
Fuck off you dumb roastie normie, what are you even doing here

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So yeah. I guess I could consider me a robot. I'm and 18 year old and have depression and social anxiety. Not many friends. I'm kisless virgin. I never thought I could find me a girlfriend, like ever. That changed a month ago when I met this girl on a mental health app. We started talking and soon got together.

Everything was awesome while the releationship lasted. She even asked for a dick pic (didn't want to send nudes though :/). On Sunday she sent me a snap that wasnt obviously meant for me. I suspected before she was texting with other guys so I confronted her about it and while she denied everything, we broke up.

I couldnt get over it, so today I messeged her """ex"""" on the said mental health app. He said though, they were still dating. I asked for how long and he said 3 months. At this point I'm obviously furious because my suspection was right and the whore was messeging other guys behind my back.

He asks me for proof i dated her, I send him all the intimate convos I had wit her and shit, when we talked dirty lol otherwise he won't believe me. So I do and you know what he says? You know man, she did this before and I don't really care I got her nudes and shit, I'm like dude, she is cucking you. He gets all crazy saying well at least I have her nudes and I'm like... yeah dude you got some random's slut nudes man and she's also cucking you. Then I leave him alone, bcs there is no rational discussion with him...

So anyway, yeah, this is the story of my 1st ever releationship and it makes me hate fucking bitches. Do all of them do this? Are all of them fucking whores? Even if I eventually overcome my depression and social anxiety, will some bitch just fucking cuck me like it's nothing. I'm really down rn, man. Just fucking kill me.

pic related, the slut
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That is a lot of shit to read
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>Are all of them fucking whores?
do you even have to ask?
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>>36748230
wtf underage, learnt to greentext next time; she looks like pump and dump material

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