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Now desusan friendly


Tell me your 5 worst personality traits.
you could also post feet
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sophieposter x ebinlad confirmed for ship
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what an awful OP
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>Not a single adult wearing a red t-shirt
This student stereotype gets proven more each day.

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You havent pretended to be a girl to talk to other people, right!?
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>>36946141
I used to back when i thought that sissy shit was interesting. Now I just want off that ride
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Sometimes I pretend to be a teenage girl on omegle and talk to older guys. It's pretty entertaining.
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I just wanted someone to talk to.
>I'm lonely, i am lonleeyyyy

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>"Alright class. Now that everyone has presented let's move on"

>"BUT ANON HASN'T PRESENTED YET"
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Oh god. THAT FUCKING KID!
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>>36946100
>Tfw have to present in English class tomorrow

Wish I had a fucking gun.
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I always go first because there's no bar set, and people will forget about your presentation after the next 2-3. If you go last everybody will remember yours and how much spaghetti you spilled. Yours will also be the one everybody compares theirs too by them saying "whew at least mine wasn't as bad as his"

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>be Korean
>have Chad friend
>ask him if I can introduce him to my cute female cousins

He said yeah but don't force it, girls don't respond well to that kind of thing.

Is he right?
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>>36945756
Yes he's right. But he's also a Chad so all of his advice is through the Chad lens. Most of what he will tell you will have no application to your life because you are not a Chad.
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Chad can treat girls however the fuck he wants, he is Chad.
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>>36945907

Cousins pls, calm down.

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What's your thoughts on this whole "thots" scenario, robots?
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>have chad friends
>Stacies orbiting them 24/7 while i try to show friends memes
>mfw
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Every girl that says the word "thot" is a thot tbqh
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Unfunny twitter meme

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I'm autistic and I don't really know the difference between how close friends act vs someone liking you?
Basically I think my friend is gay and likes me.

We're both really lonely and agreed to spoon. We don't touch each other except for this and when we punch each other. He also always asks to hug before one of us leaves.
Is he gay or can this be normal, where we're both just lonely and act affectionate?
I haven't had many friends but I feel uncomfortable now knowing he might think about me as more
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>>36945394
He wants u to fuck his ass
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Lol, why did you spoon, that makes both of you gay, unless you didn't want to spoon.
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>spoons

That's kinda gay anon

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just burned another wasp alive. Take that normoinsect
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>>36945364
>just burned another wasp alive. Take that normoinsect

I just spray bleach on them and trap them in a jar in the sun

I hope it's a lot more painful, I'm not sure they can even feel pain
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>>36945364
How did you catch him??
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>>36945364
You trying to predict the future?

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this place is beyond salvation lol, always get a huge laugh when i come visit it with my hazmat suit on

>WEEE WUZZZ WHITTEEEE NNNN SUPERIORRR

no you aint shit lol regardless of what these pathetic extremely flawed "race-realism" you keep linking. Everyone in the academia world knows how weak these studies are

My existence and the one of my close ones would send you in an existential crisis lol, i love to meet racists irl,the ones who managed to develop self-awareness (despite their tiny brain) act like docile puppies around me

>Way smarter,better looking and more successful than me? Uh.......H-He-Hello s-sir... B-Bea-Beautiful day i-isn't it? (*f-fucking m-m-minorities!*)

lolol

I posted about me and my direct family + extended family a couple times here. No affirmative action in my province for admissions but i always get called a "LARPer" lol. You might not realize it but it's a huge fucking compliment haha

Keep crying lol
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>>36945350
Black guy here thanks for making these threads and fucking with the racist . Also congrats on being so successful .

Since you live in Montreal have you ever been to a Montreal soccer game recently
?
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>>36945552
hooly shit wtf

comment tu sais que je vis a montreal? tu me stalk?!?
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>>36945599
In a previous threads you made you talked about being from Montreal . I just remembered , from that last time you posted .

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AII of you are alright, come to my bedroom tomorrow
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>>36945323
Sure! I hope we can cuddle.
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I suspect OP is homeless and considers all the outdoors his bedroom and thus chuckled to himself when he knows many readers will unwittingly do as commanded.
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>>36945323
>AII of you are alright, come to my bedroom tomorrow
I can't wait to cuddle you desu~

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>going from sex with a different girl every other day to absolutely none at all

fuck this shit, sexual frustration is a bitch
how you guys deal with this?
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>>36945163
did you suddenly get ugly? what happened?
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>>36945174
i got older and now i feel im not as handsome (not sure) and not as fit (most definitely) as I was when I was a bit younger

used to have a sixpack and everything and girls approached me on social media like I was the last man on earth

so yeah my self esteem is gone totally
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>>36945283
work out dude
become a chad

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>be a little baby
>mom is a single mom and I'm first child
>does her best to raise me
>always really paranoid and tells me stuff like don't do drugs and don't play with guns
>whatever mom
>little me is a dumb edgy kid and I don't really care about her or her views
>get really good job offer in Nevada
>can't refuse it's way better than any other job I could possibly get as a country boy
>move to big city in Nevada for the first time
>intoxicated by city life
>get some new friends who were shady in retrospect
>get in argument with some guy while drunk
>argument gets heated but buddies back me up and guy walks away
>still really angry so take gun from friend and shoot the guy in the back

>tfw shot a man in Reno just to watch him die
>tfw hear that whistle blowing and hang my head and cry
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>>36945120
>tfw probably going to prison soon and my internet friends don't even appreciate my last shitpost on our somali oyster refinery secret club forum
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Far from Folsom prison
Thats where I want to stay
And Id let that lonesome whistle
Blow my blues away
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>>36945238
I enjoyed it anon

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>NEET bachelor
>live alone
>tfw no femboy maid to sexually dominate and cuddle
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>>36944913
hitler was not a bad man
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>>36944913
how do you afford living alone as NEET
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>>36944913
How do I apply anon?

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>hate high school
>graduate
>miss high school
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I am right there right now. I don't miss normie school even a bit. Good fucking riddance.
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>hate high school
>graduate
>miss high school
>hate college
>graduate
>there is nothing left in life
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Fug, are you me, OP? High school was shitty for me (still a lot better than middle school where I was bullied, though) but now, couple years after graduation and being NEET, I have dreams about it.

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All I want is a virgin wife.

Everyone says it gets better later, or that I'm looking in the wrong places. Yet I see forum post after forum post which are invariably answered, "They do not exist."

Give me something resembling hope
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They really don't exist my dude, forget this idea.

The only way to get a virgin wife is to be her childhood friend and thus fuck her before marriage, other than that,
she would have to be retarded, disabled or have an even worse problem that surely would make it not worth the trouble.

WAKE UP FELLOW ROBOT, RELEASE YOURSELF FROM THIS ILLUSION
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So rare that it won't happen.

The one time I ran into a virgin girl it was freshman year of college. She was a sheltered Christian girl. I fucked her titties and left her. She might still be a virgin but her boob virginity is mine.
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You'll end up very disappointed if you get what you want.

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I saw a femanon discord link the other day but can't find it. I'm a pure petite femanon may I join the enlightened ranks?
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>>36944801
Only if you post your tits for verification.

Can't give it out to just anyone right?
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>>36944817
life so difficult for flatchested femanon
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>>36944858
Yeah, I feel you.

But you know how it is, millions of orbiters trying to get in. It would be a mess.

Better luck next time.

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