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>>35696127
>refuse to talk
TALK

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>>35696127
>needing voice chat to socialize

>you will never have an ICQ gf

Tfw no uk gf

I used to be like you. Fat, ugly, glasses wearing 21 y/o virgin....but then I took a dick to the pussy and now I'm beautiful and rich.

>>35696120
post pictures of your body
oreo

Yes
Yes
No
Kinda, got into photography recently
Brown with bags under

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>>35696065
>>are you a virgin
Yes
>>are you lonely
Yes
>>are you neet
Yes
>>do you have productive hobbies
If you count vidya and anime sure
>>what do your eyes look like
Like this, maybe

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>yes
>yes
>student and job
>none I like movies I guess
>this

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>>35695949
i got some advice for you anon

>>35695949

Why did you have such high hopes? What was your path?

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well, you can always pretend you're 20...

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>>35695924
>>tfw parents found my cum spot
LICK IT

Did they disown you yet?

Looks more like a lair of hair

>>35695902
Depends on your NEET situation and how long it will last you. What's your situation like, OP?

>>35695902
You can work your way up as a wagecuck, even if it's not directly with your job you can work your way up to going back to school or university or getting some blue collar job that you actually enjoy doing, it's also a way of meeting new people.

There is nothing to being a NEET besides being a NEET.

>>35695991
NEET life is the best life. Don't listen to this.

>>35695888
If this is supposed to be Bavarian, then I am offended as a Bavarian. Not because it's insulting, but because Bavarians are shit and should not emulated.

Evalion?
Poor mentally unstable girl.

>tfw you'll never shove a tampon in her tampon chute and put a bowling pin up her butt and pat her on the head while you tell her everything is going to be okay.

>>35695888

She's just another white nationalist nazi natsoc whatever whore that fooled betas on the internet.

I've chatted with them 1-on-1 before. They ALL are sluts and they ALL believe in what feminism stands for even if they might not admit it. Or they say they just don't like the "3rd wave".

You're better off going for women that don't virtue signal and sperg out 24/7.

I got 272. I'm sure it's about average. I need to get back into reading again, but it's been a while since I've found something I've wanted to read.

>>35695972
if i remeber 300 is the average, i had something slightly above that in the past, but i think my understanding is bad because i have to go back and read again what i was reading a lot of times.

>>35695836
I got 347, but this seems kind of dumb to begin with. This is obviously going to vary based on the text you're reading and how much effort you're putting into absorbing the information. If you're reading fucking Finnegans Wake or some shit you're going to have to read a lot slower than if you were reading a YA novel.

What the hell is line trap?

Y-YAMEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

DELETE THIS

D E L E T E T H I S

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>>35696169
Dis it beit.

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h-here is mine
please respond

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Added some more pictures.

>>35695826
>>35695881
Just saying, you need to improve these/ yourselves, I wouldn't date you if I was a girl

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>>35695699
i'm pretty dumb and also kind of a loser thats the best i can do sorry

Teach me how to be cool and I'll be your bf

>>35695699
I wouldn't worry too much of that. People will just call him a faggot and look down on you for dating somebody better than them.

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>>35695549
Whats wrong with saying you are persian?

>>35695741
Persia isn't a country that hasn't existed for almost 1600 years

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>>35695741
>Whats wron with saying you are persian?

>>35695475
Hold on anon I'm trying to find this one kinda drawn out doujinn about a married couple playing rock paper scissors to decide whether ot not they cuddle. The girl's so thicc she makes him sweat cause they cuddle in their pajamas.

>>35695475
>Are there doujins/manga/etc. that are just about cuddling and displays of affection, with no sex? I feel like I'm doing something incorrectly if I'm reading vanilla doujins for the first ten or so pages just to get brief doses of raw, intense romantic feelings before they start fucking.
I know exactly how you feel OP

I read doujins more for the cuddling than I do for the sex, I hardly even fap anymore honestly but I still like reading doujinshi

>>35695857
Fuck. I know that one and have it but I'm at work at the moment.

>>35695370
id pet that pupper so hard it would be bald

>>35695469
Doggos are incapable of normiehood or evil, while nobody's innocent and everyone has a wicked side to them etc. etc. Which is why they're INFINITY BETTER THAN PEOPLE OR GIRLFIENDS

lol post shoveldogs if you want, see if i care. You're still wrong lmao

>>35695469
this. redditos need to get fucking zapped until their brains can cooperate with logic. animated corpses are disgusting.

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>>35695355
Aesthetic pasta

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I like it op. Simple and edgy

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>>35695355
Originals lololollol xdxdxdxd