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shit that happened when you were in the doctor's office or some shit thread
I'll start
>be 14 at the time
>inb4 under aged faggot
>EMPHASIS ON "AT THE TIME"
>anyways I go to the doctors for a physical
>nurse gives me sheets
>sign some sheets saying im not sucking and fucking dudes
>ha lil did that fucker know
>nurse says "the doctor will come in for your check up"
>wait for a bit scrolling through 4chan
>doctor walks in
>mrw doc was a long haired brunette with titters and vaggy
>8/10
>shes the girl of my dreams
>she asked me some questions about my living conditions
>then she asks me questions like
>"have you fornicated another female/male species"
>"Have you been in a relationship with a female/male species?"
>"are you a fucking faggot that likes fat black cock in your boipussy?"
>yes to all of em
>she takes my blood pressure n other medical shit
>then she says
>"well you know, you're a teen and things get different and bigger down THERE"
(realize nothing got bigger or different down there)
>"And as a doctor I do have to check your well being, so I'm gonna have to check your testicles for bumps or anything unusual"
>shit starts berading in my mind
>"is just like the pornos"
>start thinking about her beatin my meato
>she starts pulling down my pants then my boxers
>literally a sec before she pulled down my boxers I realized I just popped a boner
>oh fuck
>she pulls the boxers down
...
>I accidentally mushroom stamped her face
con't?
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shit that heppend when you were in 4chan's /r9k/ board or some shit thread
I'll start
>be 23 at the time
>OP cannot greentext
>open the door
>get on the floor
>everybody walk the dinosaur
>you will never be BLACKED by qt futa gf
;_;
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>>38374844
Niggers dont exist in anime land
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>with a view of a stone white ceiling and the back of your head.
>This dark and quiet bed felt like the middle of nowhere.
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>>38374830
Thanks for giving me a new band to try listening to, OP.
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>Get an all day triple sandwich from ASDA.
>It's actually nearly 10:50PM
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>>38505435
Buys a sandwhich at 10:50 pm what an absolute madman.
OH SHIT LOOK OUT FOR THAT GHOST OP
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>>38505435
Nice sandwich, feggit.
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>>38505435
That's literally worse than the tesco equivalent, which you can also get a sick meal deal with.
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does chad always win? 2017-07-14 10:50:36 Post No.38374795
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6hD6zDLkohc
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She wasn't much of a catch, don't get why you are butthurt
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>girls only have to do cardio regularly to be considered fit
>guys need to diet and work out several times a week
LIFE IS UNFAIR
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>>38375343
Here's something that will change your life if you pay any attention to it:
Learn how to reprogram your brain so you get the same level of enjoyment at the gym as in front of your computer.
That's all there is to it. Fun is subjective, you can make yourself enjoy almost anything. When you enjoy doing a thing procrastination, avoidance becomes a thing of the past.
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>know LITERAL autistmo genius (top 100 in global maths comps)
>20+ yr old NEET
>turned down full scholarship to cambridge uni to continue playing league of legends at his mums house
Wagies, once again are a fucking joke.
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>>38374789
Thischoice, a very smart decision in my opinion, proved his intelligence.
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Subs or dubs?
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subz 4 lyf
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Dubs if it's a good dub. Which is pretty much exclusive to YYH and FMA:B.
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good dubs are rare, but when done right they are superior choice because:
-lots of thought going into voice talent
-lots of thought going into rewriting lines to suit the western audiences
-translated Japanese texts
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Does anyone have experience with older woman? I've made out with my economics teacher before who looks very similar to webm related.mfw extent of my sexual experience
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>>38505304
Why is the one in the back getting so angry?
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>>38505304
I fucked my white calculus teacher in high school.
I'm black btw.
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>>38505331
jealous of the slimmer more attractive girl showing off her slim waist
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>Mfw my mom and dad are probably getting a divorce
What fuck am i gonna do?
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how the fuck old r u
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>>38505216
Your mom and dad fell for the marriage meme.
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>>38505216
divorce
hahaha
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What's your morning routine /r9k/?
Everyday I run 10km, when I get home I have an ice cold shower and then a shot of vodka.
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>wake up
>Make coffee
>Job hunt
>Practice welding beads
>Read
>Go to my night job
>Stay till midnight
>Job hunt some more at home
>Rinse and repeat
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Who else /slow/ here?
>Have assignment at work
>Tell the person last week to meet me in the lobby by the elevator
>wait an hour in my office for them to show up before I realize I told them to meet me downstairs
>packing up my things to leave for the day
>run to the bathroom
>lock my keys in the office
>have to call the maintenance people and the police to be let back in to get my stuff
The only reason I was supposed to go into work today was for that appointment. So I wasted four hours at the office for nothing. At lease i'm home now with my two cats and some snacks. I need to get real cozy this weekend to make up for all of this...
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If there is hope, it lies in the robots.
amirite
originolio
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Why do people think that crossbreeding will lead to the removal of racism in society or somehow get rid of caucasians perceived priviledge?
Caucasian genes will just be envied at a level far more extreme, blue/green eyes and straighter hair will still be envied far more, those who appear whiter will still be considered more attractive, and as the rarity increases people will go further and further to resemble white characteristics as with any other trend in fashion it starts in rarity or its difficulty to attain.
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>>38374535
Please go awaythis is reddit, this is memes
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HELP MY MOM IS SMASHING MY HEAD ON THE KEYBOOASDADAODSJOADFJSOIDFGPOJSGFJKADSF FJDPAS DFJ ASDJFASDFJAPSDFJ DFGHERGTJUGIORSKOHRGDJLYP[OFKYJP[OA
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hey anonymom if u can read this
keep it up
make him eat those letters
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>>38374540
THIS ISNT FUNENIWUTFRJAGSPJPJFPGOISDFPGKS[POFKG[OPKAS DFOSKA[PDFS[PDKF ASDOFKHE EHELPP HELPPP ERMEAEOKA HELAPPPEHEEEEEEEEEELP HELPzsW
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Virgin League General /vlg/ 2017-07-14 10:32:59 Post No.38374398
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Virgin League General /vlg/
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Where is Task Force Spectrum!?
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