>make shitty OC for stupid thread
>slow as fuck and retarded so thread is gone by the time I finish
I'M GOING TO CUT OFF MY LEGS AND THROW THEM INTO THE SEAAAAAAAAAAA REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Is it possible to meet humans I don't want to murder?
>internet's a big place
And all I've seen is human garbage. I'm pretty sure garbage is the only flavor humans come in.
>all sorts of nice communities
This is precisely the sort of delusion I'm talking about.
>mom found a cutting towel with blood on it
>neighbor inspected a whimpering hound with semen in it
>tfw no real interest towards anything
>actually trying out every board here and try to like some of them.
/mu/ and /fa/ used to always be my main interest. but now the passion for it is fading away.
Listening to music and fashion are not real interests anyway so don't feel too bad.
WHAT BRINGS YOU JOY? ARE YOU EVEN ABLE TO FEEL JOY ANYMORE, BENEATH THE PSYCHOLOGICAL BURDEN YOU CARRY? WHAT COMES NATURALLY TO YOU? WHAT INSPIRES YOU? WHAT MAKES YOU FEEL 'ALIVE'?
THERE IS YOUR HOBBY.
tfw moving right improved my depression
d-do guys like it when girls wear perfume? or is it seen as trying too hard?
>pitbulls are the niggers of do-
That baby got his arms ripped off the next day because someone slammed a door in the house
The owners will say "he was a good boy for ten years, I don't understand why he just snapped"
A very good boy
Found out that every month whenever my boyfriend got his paycheck he spends about $20-$80 on vinyls/cd's signed by the artist. He told me he'll save up money to get a new washer and dryer, but apparently that won't happen any time soon if he's not saving up a much money as he said he would. I want to confront him about it, but I don't want to come off as bossy or intrusive. He doesn't know that I know about his signed CD/Vinyl collection.
We want an energy efficient front load washer/dryer combo. The ones we have are over 10 years old and have broken down. Our water and electric bill was so high when we used the washer/dryer.
This happened today
>At the natural history museum in DC
>Looking at some fucking killer stalagmites in the geology exhibit
>See 2 qt3.14's walk into the exhibit, they're both wearing summer camp t-shirts
>Keep looking at rocks
>I see one walk up to me in my peripheral vision
>"Hello" she says
>I wait a second for her to reply
>I say "Hows it goiii-"
>Feel awkward as fuck
How do I not be autistic please help
>all this KHV roleplaying on the board
It's getting out of hand, prove you're a KHV by posting something only a KHV would know or feel
Let's try this again because this was the only good thread on normie9k
8 months ago I made a penpal with a supposed woman (not the reason I even contacted "her" in the first place) whose face I've never seen and whose voice I've never heard. No matter how much I force myself to believe that I'm really writing to some 40 yo. guy, I still fantasise to hell and back about "her". I imagine us hanging out together, being a couple etc. I'm fucking pathetic. Whatever, it's always a good feel whenever I see I received a letter.
>suddenly remember that one time in grade 2 when some girl i sat beside in class found my parents' number in the phonebook and called me to ask for the title of a silly poem i recited to her because i thought it was funny
do you have adorable memories from your childhood?
>I was in first grade
>girl moved into neighborhood, second grade
>had family issues and came over to my house any time she could to avoid it
>we played all the time and she liked me, I didn't really understand because I was a retarded 6 year old
>eventually moved away, hugged me on the last day and said she loved me
>you will never go back to a time where the internet doesn't exist
>you will never go back to a time where the internet was pure and uncontaminated by normies
>tfw I literally grew up for the first 13 years of my life without the internet (am 25)
>THEN I TURNED 13 and my parents were like "HEY we're getting internet and a new computer, happy birthday!"
>THEN I discovered Runescape and
If I could go back in time I'd slap my parents in the face and kick my father in the balls then go throw the PC and the modem in the fucking swimming pool
Then what? Buy expensive college text books? Use the university library? Fuck that.
>Go to creative writing class cuz Iove making up rich fictional bullshit
>Dude there same age as me been talking for a few weeks, he's khhv too
>Turns out that oddly enough I had added him as a friend on Steam months before I met him in real life
>Ask him for his Steam, tells me it "I-I already had you on my friends list" we both smile
>Is a furry just like me, likes shitty gay furry jokes just like me
>Write '"OwO what's this" on a whiteboard and show it to him and quickly erase it
>He smiles at me, I blush super hard
Help me I really just wanna be his little buttslut if just to try it, always had submissive/feminine tendencies. Is this what love feels like? I'm a diagnosed schizoid and not supposed to be feeling this.
>Help me I really just wanna be his little buttslut if just to try it, always had submissive/feminine tendencies. Is this what love feels like? I'm a diagnosed schizoid and not supposed to be feeling this.
Stop being a faggot and go suck his cock.
Live your life, anon.
>look like I'm 16, still
What sort of girl would like me? Fat girls don't want me because I look much younger than them, and I'm not fat. Low-test girls don't want me because they can get high-test men. And high-test women don't want me because they can get super high-test men.
When I was younger, I thought fat men dated fat women; high-test men dated high-test women; and low-test men dated low-test women. But I guess not.
What hope is there?
Guy Fieri visits R9K. He wants a taste of this place's specialty for his show, Diners, Drive Ins, and Dives.
What do you serve him, and how does he describe the dish?
>hello guy we're going to flavor town!
>this is my frozen pizza I bought 2 for buck!
>it really goes well with a Diet Coke!
>"Ah yeah, this frozen pizza is Money! You really can taste the soy cheese and preservatives!"
>"Well thanks anon for showing us this sad dish on the Tripple D!"