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>>35549115
I hope you don't kill yourself anon. It sucks being trans I'm trans too. I always get really sad when I see trans people wanting to kill themselves since I know how that feels.

>>35549115
>embarassment to our species
Ah, a nice secularized version of "natural law" and "dignity" and other spooks.

Have you got a nice dick or dildo up your butt recently?

>>35549115
you do know that it's going to atrophy it's size now and you will get worse srs results right?

did you get horizon zero yet? better than all those games

>>35549087

They made a ps4 remaster of resident evil 4? Is that what I'm seeing there?

How do you afford all these fuckin games man

>>35549122
>he's never heard of a used games/books/cds and more store
Games are $20 or less there unless they are fairly new or highly praised/popular games.

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kys breh

>>35549081
are you also studying? as I understand you can't improve very well just by playing games.

>have played over 5000 games since last year
My only regret is switching to 5 | 5 games earlier this year, I get impatient when an opponent takes 2 minutes for an early game move now

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>>35549075
Retard! You should make cuck porn.

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3D women and the men who enable them.

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>>35549075
>Negroids.
>Roasties.
>Normies.
>99% of females.
>Orbiters.
>Americans.
>Democrats.
>Liberals.
>""Gaymer grills""
>Faggots.
>Attention whores.
>Vegans.
>Vegetarians.
>Animal-rights activists.
>Blue-pills.
>Cucks.
>Shitskins.

>>35549058
>>35549058
Kobayashi-san Chi no Maid Dragon

give this a watch. probably anime of the season. i really enjoyed k-on but thought yuruyuri was a bit boring. enjoy

>>35549058
demi chan wa kataritai is pretty good too, but only if you're into that kind of school setting

daily lives of highschool boys is top tier comedy as well
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Jp-c1-f-YY

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You can watch my teenage romcom snafu. It's one of my favorite anime and it's fucking comfy as fuck

>>35549048
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6TZ8Ll8bthg

I'd be happy to hear this

>>35549048
The sole reason to install Linux is to free yourself from the idiots that infest inferior platforms. Unfortunately for the Linux user community, distributions like Ubuntu have made it too easy for your mom to get a working Linux box -- so they are all running in horror.

Installing a working Linux box used to require over 550 man hours, learning a Nordic language, sacrificing a goat, wading through hundreds of pages of (purposely) inscrutable help files, and in some cases programming a new driver in UNIVAC SLEUTH II assembly code using nothing but punch cards while walking miles through the snow barefoot on the wrong side of the tracks and uphill both ways. Today, Linux distros are so idiot-proof that you can put their install CDs into the floppy drive upside-down and the fucker will still work.

Old-school Linux users were desperate to find a new way to feel superior. Some migrated to versions of BSD, others gave into baroque feats of self-torture like multi-booting 4 different operating systems from one USB drive. But it didn't have the same appeal as abusing other operating systems for their lack of 1337n355.

In this dark hour there was a new hope: Gentoo Linux, a distribution designed for users possessing that delicate combination of insecurity and masochism that results in an obsession with obscurity, optimization, and huge dollops of pain and frustration. Gentoo has sated all of these urges.

Enter the idea of a "hemorrhaging edge" distro: Gentoo. It is the exemplar of the term "hemorrhaging edge" -- there is no piece of software too advanced, too experimental, or too downright dangerous for the main tree. In fact, if the users don't crash their box at least once a week due to new and untested software they will swarm onto the forums and accuse Gentoo of "going all Debian" on them. After the separate Stable and Unstable branches were created, every user switched immediately to Unstable which became the new de-facto Stable. As a response, the Gentoo developers invented a new Super-Unstable overlay system and made it as hard and annoying to use as possible in order to keep the stupid masses out, thus cementing their own position at the top of the hobbyist heap. This has worked, to a point, but a group of developers has formed in order to create a Gentoo offshoot, Exherbo ("Cannabis Withdrawal") where the system tools are in erudite Latin instead of plain English and normal users are instructed on the web page to stay far away for fear of spoiling the 1337.

>beautiful day outside
>go to national park and smoke pot
>come home to shitpost, movies, video games, and smoke more pot
>wake up refreshed

>beautiful sky
>reminds me of my child/teen days
>lust for death to take me back
>wonder what people i have met in my life are doing
>all day goes by
>wake up thanking the sky
>repeat

>>35548996
>shitty day outside
>family is fucking annoying again
>go on 4chan
>have a great time
>repeat

Sorry bro, looks like you're on your own with this one.

>>35548954
Try storing it in glass then sponge bathing
Will change your life

I could post a pic but nah

>>35548954
You could put them on a bar and lift them. Piss out, mass on.

literally nobody cares
dszfgsdrfg

how important do you think you are? just go, i can guarantee no one will even waste a single second thinking about you. its sad really.

Just be sure to check online and make sure they allow singles and it'll be fine

There's no nudity in this anime so what's the point?

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>>35548800
Well I would say I dont know much about it but I would say from my little knowledge on the subject and reading some of the comics and them it is that the monster girls all seem to want and need and care for the man they chose.

In real life if a week goes by where a relationship doesnt have the women screaming or argueing and threatning to leave then best pinch yourself because you ar ehaving a dream where actual women dont fucking argue with you for no reason then bitch about your tone.

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>>35549158

>monster girls all seem to want and need and care for the man they chose.

Fuck, why doesnt this exist irl

>>35548752
>the author uses the pronoun she when describing the "American Worker"
>instead of they
All credibility lost. I stopped reading once they refered to "American Workers" as she's.

>>35548752
They also had to eat the same bread for a year and was taxcucks.

>>35548886
>taxcucks
but we're taxcucks too

and what's wrong with eating high quality bread forever? have you ever eaten one? they are amazing and last for a long time

I mean working sucks, but I have it better than a lot of people in this world. I'm smart with my money and I'm developing multiple streams of passive income. I also eat healthy and exercise regulary. Sleep suffers sometimes, but if you want to make anything of yourself in this world you can't sleep in all the time.

>>35548944
any examples you could give me on passive income?
>t. janitor

>>35548747
>meals are a mix between unhealthy binging and starving
>tfw just had 4 mcdoubles
DELET

not very aerodynamic

I bet she becomes a bobblehead on highway

anime is pretty normie
unless she uses that helmet as an emergancy piss jug she isn't a fembot
fembots arent a thing anyway

Durarara's not a very obscure show

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Does anyone have anymore of these? There very cute and I want to save them all.

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calling me back home

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>>35548751
STOP FUCKING UP MY THREADS WITH THIS BULLSHITTERY

There's no way this isn't bait. How could your splashback possibly be *that* bad? Do you piss with the force of a thousand power washers?

>>35548658
It's just simple physics. When you toss a rock into a lake or something you see that water bounce back up.

It's the same with pissing into a bowl of water that's at leg-level.

Try it out for yourself. Just wear shorts or boxers when you go piss, no pants or socks. 9 times out of 10 you're going to get at least a couple of drops of piss & toilet water on your legs and feet.

That's a couple of drops of piss too many. I piss in the sink, run some water and then wash the sink itself. No harm no foul.

>>35548768
>9 times out of 10 youre going to get at least a couple drops of piss & toilet water on your legs
This literally doesn't happen.
Either you're retarded, or you don't know how to use your own dick properly