So when people are ill or in comas or whatever the doctors give them a feeding tube to put food directly into their stomachs. Would it be possible to get some kind of reverse feeding tube to take food OUT of my stomach before it is digested? That way I could still enjoy food and lose weight
For context, she was talking about how she couldn't find the time to talk to me YET again which made me upset.
>have a 20 word summary assignment due in 3 minutes
Give it to me straight, guys. How fucked am I?
>Six second presentation due in 15 hours
Fuck, I am so done.
What is it with robots and sonic the hedgehog?
>decide to learn some programming
>make some app
>gets popular real quick
>everyone's talking about it, tons of attention
>don't like it
>take it off the app store
I'm sure you've heard of it
> Be me
> Be a normie
> Wide circle of friends, reasonably successful with women, active social life, good job, solid 7.5/10 on a regular day etc.
> Browse r9k sometimes
I am willing to dispense normie wisdom to you robots.
no one want your advice faggot. r9k hates normies so piss off and die
Most of already know how to be a normie, we either cant, or have convinced ourselves we cant.
Any kind of advice to us is just frustrating because most of us have been hearing the same "advice" and "Knowledge" for the last 5-15 years.
We don't want you here.
Let's talk about our dicks here guys.
You a grower or a shower? Get that bitch nice and swollen like a caveman club with the veins popping, or is it a fresh and clean looking police baton?
Uncut masterrace or jewed out of your foreskin?
Share it all with your best of robros. No fucking roasties allowed.
>finally eat 800 calories after several tries
>go to the store to pick up some more Diet Pepsi
>on the way I drive by a Pizza Hut
>stop at a red light and stare in the window
>see all the people eating their pizza
>it's probably hot and fresh
>I can imagine going there and eating all the pizza I want at the buffet
>before I know it I'm at the Pizza Hut ordering a Diet Pepsi and the buffet
>have 9 breadsticks, 13 slices of pepperoni pizza and 4 desert breadsticks
Does it ever end?
800 calories is too little even for the skinniest of skinny guys. Just try eating 2000 calories a day and get 150g of protein at least. You can still eat a shitty meal once or twice a week.
If you had to choose, which one of the two would you describe as worse?
MAKE THIS A BLUE BOARD
I WANT TO BROWSE AT SCHOOL
>fall for the "get a job meme"
>find out I'm being underpaid by $7 an hour
day of the uprising when?
I'm thinking of disowning my sister
>she doesn't have asbergers I do
>she got teenage love, I had casual sex in my senior year and college short term gfs
>popular in high school
>liberal, I'm a Natsoc
>my family is the movement even though my father likes me more it seems
>has called me retarded a few times
>Hasn't set me up with a friend of hers
> I had casual sex
REEEEEEEEEEEE OUT GET THE FUCK OUT OUT OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCKING NORMALFAG GET OFF MY BOARD HOLY SHIT FUCK YOU FUCK OUT OUT OUT OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Check this out:
>A quarter of straight porn searches by women are for videos featuring violence against their own sex. Five percent of searches by women are for content portraying nonconsensual sex. While men still search for significantly more porn than women, search rates for these more extreme types of sexual content are at least twice as common among women than men.
>Those statistics make for fairly surprising reading, but are the facts Dr Seth Stephens-Davidowitz, a former Google data scientist, discovered when he was given complete access to PornHub's search and views data for his upcoming book. "If there is a genre of porn in which violence is perpetrated against a woman, my analysis of the data shows that it almost always appeals disproportionately to women," he writes.
What do you have to say for yourself fembots? Why do you like watching BBC gangbangs?
>Women like to be abused by Chad Thundercock
No shit Einstein, virtually every woman is sexually submissive. Which makes feminism and strong womyn shit pretty funny, too, because they can't let go of their inner obedient girl.
>citing vice as a source
What's the most Robot college major?
>Also autists and people with ocd are good with the highly analytical and logic stuff.
I'm not sure if I'd rather you say that you have OCD because you always double check for your keys or whatever, or this.
If I date a girl in my league, will she cheat on me with Chad? Or will she be loyal to me? I really want a relationship, and I used to be angry that Chads got to fuck all the hot girls, but I realized that I don't deserve to fuck hot girls because I myself am pretty unattractive. I just want somebody to love, srs.
I'm about a 4 on the attractiveness scale btw.
looks only matter for a first impression anon, you can get any girl you want as long as you are nice, funny and know how to talk to girls.
that said, any girl are at chance of cheating if you're a dick and not good at relationships
She might. But if you're an insecure fuckbag about it, you drastically increase the chances. If you get a gf, relax. For the time you're together, she's probably in to you. Yeah she'll get a dozen or more Chad offers during that time. You can't stop that. She's a roastie.
But just hang in there. The moment she seems to stop fighting and stop caring and becomes distant. That's when you need to worry.